"And now, Yugi, prepare to be defeated." Kaiba said as he raised his arm, his pretty purple coat-thing moving slightly in the wind. "But first, I'm going to flip my hair in a totally not-gay way." He flipped his hair effeminately and prepared to place a card in his game...thing. "There. Now, tell me I'm a pretty bitch."

"What?" Yugi asked.

"Uh...I mean, get ready to play your card. Yeah, that's what I said." He placed his card in the doohickey and a blue eyes incredibly long and unnecessary named white dragon creature appeared on the game board. "Beat that, jackass."

Yugi blindly picked a card from his deck out of sheer luck, as he knew quite plain and simply...he was fucked. "This better do it..." He placed the card in and...

Iron Man appeared on the playing board. "I am Iron Man...and what the HELL am I doing here?" He looked around and noticed Kaiba staring at him. "I am Iron Man, and I don't like the way this girl is staring at me." He blasted Kaiba in the face, knocking him off of his blimp battleship thing and sending him falling to his doom.

"Gee whilikers, Iron Man!" He shoved his deck-arm thing into his pants and clapped. "You're my new favorite card, get in my pants, let's kick some ass!"

"No, I WANT HIM IN MY PANTS!" Joey shouted as he stepped forward, thereby receiving a very weirded out stare from everyone on the blimp.

Iron Man blasted him off the blimp too and started to hover off the ground. "The only card game I play is poker, and that's not a kiddie card game like the one you losers play!" He flew off into the sky.