Naruto glared up at his teacher, eyes narrowed.

'You…you wouldn't!' He cried. Kakashi smiled deviously. Sasuke and Sakura stood behind the Cyclops, smirking.

'I definitely would. No more Ramen.' Kakashi said, sternly, but amusedly. Sakura rolled her eyes at Naruto's expression of dread.

'Come on, Naruto-baka! It's not so bad. You just can't have ramen for a month!' Sasuke just 'hmm'd. Naruto glared.

'You don't understand! I have to eat it- or else…' Team 7 looked unimpressed, and walked off. Naruto clenched his fists, and started to walk off. Kakashi called his name.

'Oh, and Naruto? Don't try to sneak some, or eat any at home. We took all the ramen from your house, and forbid anyone from selling you any.' Naruto shook, and turned back to them.

'You, stupid, ignorant FOOLS!' He yelled back, pissed. Team 7 leaned back in slight surprise. They had expected a shout like, 'YOU SUCK!'. Naruto ran off.

'What's the big deal? So he can't eat ramen.' Sakura huffed. Sasuke just shrugged, still looking at where Naruto had left. Kakashi just smiled.

'He might be suffering from withdrawal. He'll grow up.' He looked around. 'But maa, if he's going to go off and sulk, then he won't come with us to see your old teacher, and that'll cause trouble.' He shrugged, and they started to walk to Iruka's apartment.


Iruka smiled as he greeted his old students. 'Hello, Sasuke, Sakura.' He looked around them. 'Where's Naruto-kun?'

Sakura bristled at the favouritism Iruka obviously showed towards Naruto. 'Oh, Naruto just went off to have a fit about not being able to eat ramen.' Iruka blinked.

'What?' He looked at Kakashi in question. Kakashi shrugged.

'I forbade him from eating ramen for a month.' Iruka glared.

'Why.' He said coldly. Kakashi looked cautious.

'Because he needs to focus on his training, not that salty health hazard.' Sasuke nodded in agreement. Iruka slapped his face.

'You stupid, ignorant fool!' He said, echoing Naruto's earlier words. He looked around, before pulling Team 7 inside. 'Do you know what's going to happen?!'

Kakashi looked up from the couch he had been pushed onto.

'What's the big deal?' Sakura asked. Iruka shook his head.

'Naruto has a super-fast metabolism. He eats ramen to stabilize his chemical reactions.' Iruka looked uneasy. 'When Naruto goes into ramen-withdrawal, then…he gets kind of…..frisky.' The students looked confused, but Kakashi's eyes widened.

'Please say that doesn't mean what I think it means.' He pleaded. Iruka sighed.

'He'll go after anyone he likes.' He said. Sakura blinked.

'Wait…so when he doesn't eat ramen, he attacks people?' Iruka stared at her.

'Not exactly…..Maybe you two are too young.' Then Sasuke got it. He paled.

'How does he go from not eating ramen to molesting people?!' He asked. Iruka shrugged.

'I dunno.' He said, looking dumb for a moment. Then he shook his head. 'You guys need to find him and give him some ramen. Now!'


Naruto kept his head down, looking left and right, smiling to himself. He ignored the glares that were sent his way; they weren't important. What was important was to find someone….anyone…that could 'help' him. He played with his fingernails as he walked through the streets.

Iruka had probably told his team about what happens when he stops eating ramen. That meant that they were probably trying to catch him. Naruto's eyes sparkled with amusement. They'd have to wait. He hadn't had any fun yet.

'Oh, hey! Naruto!' A male voice called out from behind him. He stiffened, and turned slightly, head still bowed. He smirked. It was Kiba. Purrrrrfect. 'What's up, Naruto? Going off to train? I'd challenge you to a fight, but you're too weak for me!' Kiba bragged. He stopped when he saw Naruto hadn't responded. 'Eh? Naruto?'

Naruto chuckled to himself as he walked away, toward an alley. No good for them to be caught in public.

Kiba growled as Naruto just walked away without even answering. He stalked up to the blonde, into the alleyway, and grabbed his shoulder. 'Hey, Naruto, why the heck are you-' He stopped when Naruto turn dark eyes to him, accompanied with a cheeky smirk.

'Oh, I'm so sorry, Kiba-kun, I wanted to get away from all those prying eyes...' He almost purred, looking up at the dog-boy, with a strange look on his face. Kiba stepped back, out of Naruto's personal zone, thinking Naruto was nervous at the close proximity, but Naruto just stepped closer again.

'Err, why didn't you answer me?' He asked again. Naruto tilted his head to the side.

'I have to be careful, you know. Or else I….' He leaned forward, mouth near Kiba's ear. 'lose control…' Kiba swallowed, unsure of what was going on.

'L-lose control of w-what?' He asked, though he was sure he didn't want to know. Naruto just smiled. He placed a hand on Kiba's chest, giving him a look.

'Of myself….' He stepped forward again, leaning right against the other genin. Chest to chest, hip to hip. 'Sometimes it's nice, though.' He pulled Kiba's arms around him. 'And other times….it's bad. Oh, so bad.' He gave in to his desires, and leaned in.

Kiba sucked in a big breath and Naruto kissed him, eyes wide. What was Naruto doing?! Why was Naruto doing it?! Kiba's face turned red as Naruto's tongue brushed his lips. He was liking it. WHY WAS HE LIKING IT?!

Naruto leaned back again, pouting. 'It's not fun if you don't respond, Kiba-kun.' Kiba fell against the wall of the alley, staring at the blonde who had suddenly gone from a dobe to this…surprisingly hot sex maniac.

'What're you doing, Naruto?' He asked, as Naruto moved towards him again.

'I'm trying to kiss you, if you'll do it properly.' He smirked. 'Well…if you can.' Kiba, despite the situation, bristled at the jab.

'Damn straight I can!' Naruto's grin widened. He grabbed both Kiba's shoulders, excited.

'Then prove it!' Kiba switched places with him, Naruto now against the wall, and pushed his lips against the other, almost roughly. Naruto purred victoriously, and either didn't notice, or didn't care when Team 7 passed by.

'Found him! He's-' Sasuke's voice stopped suddenly, seeing the position Naruto was in. Sasuke tried to look away, but couldn't. Sakura and Kakashi joined the Uchiha, and also looked on in shock.

The two kissing boys separated, Naruto just looking over at his team, bored. Kiba jumped back, turning red, but Naruto grip on his shoulders kept him close.

'Do you mind?' Naruto just said, making everyone stare at him in shock. Sakura pointed at the two shakily.

'They…they were k-kissing!' Kiba bowed his head slightly, but looked up as Naruto chuckled.

'Yes, yes we were. Any problem with that?' He eyed his team carefully.

'Ah…Naruto. We got some ramen for you? You like ramen, ne?' Kakashi asked, a bit disconcerted. Naruto looked away, back at Kiba.

'Not interested. I have my puppy here who tastes much better than ramen.' He said softly, leaning back toward Kiba, who gave him a small, embarrassed grin.

Kakashi sighed. 'Okay then, Plan B.' He said, and Naruto's team mates ran at him. Naruto sighed, and, giving Kiba one quick kiss, he jumped up, onto the roof.

He looked down, leaning over the railing, smirk back in place. 'I'm sorry, Kiba-kun, but I have to leave. We'll finish this later, ne?' With that, he winked, and ran off. Sasuke chased him for a while, but returned empty-handed.

Kiba, getting over his embarrassment, turned to Naruto's team. 'So can somebody tell me what happened to Naruto?!' Team 7 looked over at him, still with funny looks on their faces.

'Ah….Ramen withdrawal.' Kiba's face told him to explain. 'Apparently, when Naruto doesn't eat ramen, his hormones go crazy, or something…' Kiba looked down.

'So he would have done that to anyone?' he asked, confused. Team 7 shrugged, uncomfortable, and ran off to find the blonde. Kiba stood there for a moment, before sighing, and walked through the alleyway, towards home.

'That's not true, you know.' Naruto's voice rang out, and he turned, seeing Naruto standing where he hade been when Team 7 interrupted them.

'What's not?' Kiba asked, making sure he would stay away from the blonde. Naruto smiled at him, leaning against the wall.

'While I may be a bit…frisky…at the moment, I wouldn't do that to just anyone, Kiba-kun.' He said, more serious than before. Kiba smiled slightly. 'But…I wouldn't do it to just one person either. I hope you understand that.'

Kiba put his hands in his pockets. 'Why would that affect me?' he said, looking over to where his house was. This was too much for him to deal with.

'Why would that affect you?' Naruto, suddenly right next to him, whispered in his ear. 'Let me make this clear; I want you.' He said, wrapping his arms around Kiba's shoulders, making him shiver. 'But there are some other people I want too. Blame the Ramen.' Kiba looked down at the blonde.

'So…what now?' Naruto looked around.

'Well, I have to hide from my team, who wants me to eat ramen so I stop being like this…' He rolled his eyes. 'I don't know why they don't like it. You like it, ne?' He asked, deviously innocent. Kiba nodded slightly. 'I knew you would. That makes me happy.' He leaned forward, and licked Kiba's cheek. 'I gotta go. Bye, my puppy.'

As he walked away, Kiba mock-glared, and called out, 'I'm not a puppy!' Naruto turned, and smiled.

'Then, my wolf ne?' He asked, before running off.