Fanfiction- Made of Purple
One of my crackiest fics, it makes no sense. Enjoy.
K. on his bed, snoozing quietly. The blinds were closed and no light was visible. The scene was beautiful...but K.K. was too snoozy to care.
"HEY! K.K.!" yelled a voice.
K.K. did not stir.
The figure grabbed a megaphone, held it to the side of K.K.'s head, and screamed,
"K.K., GET THE FUZLLESNUG OUT OF BED RIGHT NOW!"
K.K. screeched and toppled off his top bunk.
"WHAT THE PURPLE FUZZLESNUG ORANGE KITTEN ARE YOU DOIN', YOU FEEBLE WINTER CHEESE?" meaped K.K., out of it. Vadier just stared, perplexed, then composed himself, and said simply,
"Get up, get dressed this minute. You're not gonna miss my birthday today. You want a repeat of last year?"
K.K shook his head frantically. "LAST TIME YOUR BIRTHDAY CHEESE DIED I GOT CAKE STUCK IN MY FUZZLESNUG BUZZLE FIG!"
Vadier looked worried. "Are you ok K.K.?"
"RAWR! KAIX WILL EAT YOUR STRAWBERRIES! AMERICANS AND TATTOO CHEESEBERRIES! RAWWWWWWWW! NUUUU! AAAAAARGGHGHG! MAAAGRH!" screamed K.K. at the top of his voice. He seemed to have absolutely no control over what he was saying.
Vadier slapped K.K repeatedly.
"YEEH! GEORGE LOPEZ COOKIE JAM!"
Vadier facefaulted. "This isn't how I wanted to spend my 21st birthday, K.K…."
K.K. looked puzzled. "It's your birthday? OHMIGOSH, I DIDN'T GET YOU A PRESENT!"
K.K. sped off out the door to buy Vadier the first crappy thing he could find, while Vadier screamed obscenities at Sami because she would not get up either.
It was three minutes past midnight.
K.K came back with some poorly wrapped purple underwear.
They were made of purple.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE….?" Screeched an enraged, ungrateful, pissed-off Vadier.
"They look like panties…" said Sami.
"They ARE panties." Interrupted Kaix, still half-asleep. Vadier threw the panties at Kaix's face and stormed off.
K.K. began wailing. "WWWEEEEEEH! HE DUN LIKE MAH PRESENT! WEEEEEEHHH!"
K.K got the panties in the face for his screeching.
Kaix and Sami facepalmed. This was gonna be a long day, especially with K.K. about…
"I'm gonna go see Kitty." Said Kaix, and he strolled on out the door.
Sami followed suit, leaving K.K to wallow in his own misery.
The little idiot.
