Ash: okay, so explain this to me again?
Oak: 'sigh' for the last time ash, we just discovered that with the tv remotes we gave to you and team rocket you can change the channel and go to a different show, got it this time?
Ash: not really but I'll pick it up eventually, see ya guys!
Ash pressed a button on his tv remote and disappeared into another tv show
Misty: why did you give one to team rocket?
Oak: oh no, I gave THREE to team rocket!
Misty: why the heck did you do that?!
Oak: well, there's three of them, it allows for them to split up and you guys each got one so…
Misty: OAK! I meant why did you give team rocket any?
Oak: because, if this was twerp-only fanfic then nobody would be too interested, I mean c'mon, we all like team rocket a little, I mean, the only reason you'd read a team rocket-less fanfic is if you were expecting some pokeshipping and I can assure you, that is NOT happening here!
Misty: ……..you didn't sleep much last night did you oak?
Oak: no, not really!
Misty: …okay, hanging up now!
BEEP
Misty: thank goodness, I thought that conversation would NEVER end!
Pikachu: pi-pikachu!
Pikachu gave a peace sign and pressed a button while disappearing into another tv show
Misty: …'sigh', you're gonna make me go and find them aren't you?
Yep! XD
Misty: 'sigh' fine!
Misty pressed a button and disappeared, she then reappeared in another tv show just in time to see pikachu sneaking up on a sleeping, navy and white cat
Misty: pikachu, no!
Suddenly the cat woke up, saw pikachu and started to chase him
Pikachu: oh, nice goin misty!
Pikachu grabbed misty and dragged her into a semi-circle shaped hole in the side of the wall
Misty: pikachu, what were you doing?!
Pikachu: I was getting revenge for all mouse-kind! The mice never win and I was fixing that!
Misty: pikachu, this is Tom and Jerry, the mouse almost ALWAYS wins,
Pikachu:…yeah I know, I just wanted to win for once, thanks a lot misty!
Misty: oh for the love of, can we just find ash and team rocket and get out of here?!
Pikachu: 'sigh' fine!
Misty took away pikachu's remote, pressed another button and they both disappeared to find ash, but they reappeared in Friends
Misty: who do you think we're gonna find here?
Pikachu: my bet's on Jessie, she's the only one left who doesn't watch cartoons!
Joey: hey, how you doin?
Misty: …is he hitting on me?
Pikachu: that depends, do you still like ash? Because this really seems like a step up!
Monica: why is there a rat in my kitchen?!
Pikachu: I got a bad feeling that rat is me!
Jessie: hey guys, I…what the heck are you two doing here? I called this show!
Misty: we're here to get you out of this show!
Pikachu: really? You're Rachael? I always thought you'd be more of a Monica!
Jessie: oh, let's just get out of here!
Misty: good because this IS starting to seem like a step in the right direction!
Pikachu pressed a button
On Jessie's remote and all three disappeared
Misty, Jessie and Pikachu reappeared in a commercial
Pikachu: ugh, I hate the commercial breaks!
Misty: well how are we supposed to find anyone now?
Pikachu: hey look, I think we're just in time for the starting titles!
All three looked up at a giant water tower as ash, James and Meowth popped out
All: it's time for ani-man-iacs!
Jessie: oh brother!
All: and we're zany to the max!
Misty: you've got to be kidding me!
All: so just sit back and relax, you'll laugh till you collapse,
WE'RE ANIMANIACS!
Pikachu: why do I feel like I should've seen this coming?
James: come join the rocket brothers!
Meowth: come join the rocket brothers!
Ash: and the twerp with pikachu! Just for fun I bug misty!
James: and we bug Jessie too!
Meowth: and we bug Jessie too!
All: they hit us with their weapons, they turn us black and blue!
All: but we get better, and we'll never, stop bugging those two!
WE'RE ANIMANIACS!
All: ash isn't cute but James does yack! Meowth packs it with the snacks while a Piplup plays the sax!
WE'RE ANIMANIACS
All: the Pichu brothers who both wanna rule the universe!
Good pidgeys flock together, Raichu slaps them with her purse!
Marill chases azurill, while jiggly sings a verse!
The writers flipped, we have no script, why bother to reherse?!
WE'RE ANIMANIACS!
All: we have paid for plain contracts!
We're zany to the max, there's balony in our sacks!
We're animany, totally insaney,
Ash: here's the shows namey!
ANIMANIACS!
Those are the facts!
Pikachu: … that was just disturbing!
Misty: can we PLEASE go now?!
Jessie: I hate cartoons, and this is why!
Misty: c'mon, let's go before you guys break out another number!
James: not yet! It's time for the wheel of morality!
Ash: yay!
Meowth: yay!
All: wheel of morality, turn, turn, turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn!
Pikachu: see this, this is why this show got cancelled!
James: morale number 1!
And today's lesson is, you can teach an old dog new tricks, but you can't teach Madonna to act!
Meowth: wow!
James: well, I'm touched!
Ash: in the head!
Misty: can we just get out of here!
Misty pushed a button and they all went back to their show
Meowth: hey, wait a minute, where's my remote?
Disney channel,
Pikachu: you get the BEST, of both worlds!
… okay I'm just gonna end this fanfic before Tracey tries to make an appearance, that's the only way this story could get any worse!
THANX FOR READING!
XD
