Ash: okay, so explain this to me again?

Oak: 'sigh' for the last time ash, we just discovered that with the tv remotes we gave to you and team rocket you can change the channel and go to a different show, got it this time?

Ash: not really but I'll pick it up eventually, see ya guys!

Ash pressed a button on his tv remote and disappeared into another tv show

Misty: why did you give one to team rocket?

Oak: oh no, I gave THREE to team rocket!

Misty: why the heck did you do that?!

Oak: well, there's three of them, it allows for them to split up and you guys each got one so…

Misty: OAK! I meant why did you give team rocket any?

Oak: because, if this was twerp-only fanfic then nobody would be too interested, I mean c'mon, we all like team rocket a little, I mean, the only reason you'd read a team rocket-less fanfic is if you were expecting some pokeshipping and I can assure you, that is NOT happening here!

Misty: ……..you didn't sleep much last night did you oak?

Oak: no, not really!

Misty: …okay, hanging up now!

BEEP

Misty: thank goodness, I thought that conversation would NEVER end!

Pikachu: pi-pikachu!

Pikachu gave a peace sign and pressed a button while disappearing into another tv show

Misty: …'sigh', you're gonna make me go and find them aren't you?

Yep! XD

Misty: 'sigh' fine!

Misty pressed a button and disappeared, she then reappeared in another tv show just in time to see pikachu sneaking up on a sleeping, navy and white cat

Misty: pikachu, no!

Suddenly the cat woke up, saw pikachu and started to chase him

Pikachu: oh, nice goin misty!

Pikachu grabbed misty and dragged her into a semi-circle shaped hole in the side of the wall

Misty: pikachu, what were you doing?!

Pikachu: I was getting revenge for all mouse-kind! The mice never win and I was fixing that!

Misty: pikachu, this is Tom and Jerry, the mouse almost ALWAYS wins,

Pikachu:…yeah I know, I just wanted to win for once, thanks a lot misty!

Misty: oh for the love of, can we just find ash and team rocket and get out of here?!

Pikachu: 'sigh' fine!

Misty took away pikachu's remote, pressed another button and they both disappeared to find ash, but they reappeared in Friends

Misty: who do you think we're gonna find here?

Pikachu: my bet's on Jessie, she's the only one left who doesn't watch cartoons!

Joey: hey, how you doin?

Misty: …is he hitting on me?

Pikachu: that depends, do you still like ash? Because this really seems like a step up!

Monica: why is there a rat in my kitchen?!

Pikachu: I got a bad feeling that rat is me!

Jessie: hey guys, I…what the heck are you two doing here? I called this show!

Misty: we're here to get you out of this show!

Pikachu: really? You're Rachael? I always thought you'd be more of a Monica!

Jessie: oh, let's just get out of here!

Misty: good because this IS starting to seem like a step in the right direction!

Pikachu pressed a button

On Jessie's remote and all three disappeared

Misty, Jessie and Pikachu reappeared in a commercial

Pikachu: ugh, I hate the commercial breaks!

Misty: well how are we supposed to find anyone now?

Pikachu: hey look, I think we're just in time for the starting titles!

All three looked up at a giant water tower as ash, James and Meowth popped out

All: it's time for ani-man-iacs!

Jessie: oh brother!

All: and we're zany to the max!

Misty: you've got to be kidding me!

All: so just sit back and relax, you'll laugh till you collapse,

WE'RE ANIMANIACS!

Pikachu: why do I feel like I should've seen this coming?

James: come join the rocket brothers!

Meowth: come join the rocket brothers!

Ash: and the twerp with pikachu! Just for fun I bug misty!

James: and we bug Jessie too!

Meowth: and we bug Jessie too!

All: they hit us with their weapons, they turn us black and blue!

All: but we get better, and we'll never, stop bugging those two!

WE'RE ANIMANIACS!

All: ash isn't cute but James does yack! Meowth packs it with the snacks while a Piplup plays the sax!

WE'RE ANIMANIACS

All: the Pichu brothers who both wanna rule the universe!

Good pidgeys flock together, Raichu slaps them with her purse!

Marill chases azurill, while jiggly sings a verse!

The writers flipped, we have no script, why bother to reherse?!

WE'RE ANIMANIACS!

All: we have paid for plain contracts!

We're zany to the max, there's balony in our sacks!

We're animany, totally insaney,

Ash: here's the shows namey!

ANIMANIACS!

Those are the facts!

Pikachu: … that was just disturbing!

Misty: can we PLEASE go now?!

Jessie: I hate cartoons, and this is why!

Misty: c'mon, let's go before you guys break out another number!

James: not yet! It's time for the wheel of morality!

Ash: yay!

Meowth: yay!

All: wheel of morality, turn, turn, turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn!

Pikachu: see this, this is why this show got cancelled!

James: morale number 1!

And today's lesson is, you can teach an old dog new tricks, but you can't teach Madonna to act!

Meowth: wow!

James: well, I'm touched!

Ash: in the head!

Misty: can we just get out of here!

Misty pushed a button and they all went back to their show

Meowth: hey, wait a minute, where's my remote?

Disney channel,

Pikachu: you get the BEST, of both worlds!

okay I'm just gonna end this fanfic before Tracey tries to make an appearance, that's the only way this story could get any worse!

THANX FOR READING!

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