A/N: I don't own Hetalia or the characters, just the plot and any characters that aren't from Hetalia. Please Review! Enjoy!

Lovino stretched and sat up in bed, he turned to look at the clock. "10:27"

"Now this is a reasonable time to get up. Not 6:30 in the fucking morning." Lovino thought. That was the one down side of Antonio; he was such a morning person, and he was a bastard and clingy and away all the fucking time with his two perverted friends in some stupid band that had recently gotten pretty famous.

Lovino got out of bed and got ready for a busy day of nothing, (he was the owner of a high class Italian restaurant in town and it was his day off). He went down to the kitchen and started making himself an omelet with lots of tomatoes. He was just about to sit down and enjoy his meal when his phone began to ring.

"Pronto"
"Ve Fratello, how are you handling it? Are you okay? Do you want to talk about it?" Feliciano blurted out in rapid fire succession.
"I'm fine. Why the fuck are you so panicky?"
"Ve Luddy he doesn't know! What do I do?! I don't know how to tell him!" Feliciano shouted to Ludwig.
"What don't I know dumbass?"
"Mi dispiace Fratello, I don't know if it's true or not and I don't know how to tell you. Mi dispiace Fratello."
"Seriously...What the Fuck. Are You. Talking About?" Lovino heard some rustling on the other side then.
"Excuse me Lovino?" Ludwig spoke as he took the phone away from the hyperactive Italian.
"What the do you want you potato sucking bastard?"
"I suggest you turn on your television. To channel 36"
"Why the hell would I watch what you want me to bastard?"
"It vill explain what Feliciano was trying to tell you"
Lovino let out an exasperated sigh as he began to search for the television remote.
"Fine I'll watch the stupid channel but not because you told me to, but because I fucking feel like it"
When Lovino found the remote he turned on the TV. and plopped himself onto the sofa. He found the channel and watched intently trying to see what Feliciano had been babbling about.
"So Feli wanted me to see an Italian car commercial..." Lovino said his voice dripping with disbelief.
"Nien, wait for the show to come back"
Another sigh escaped Lovino's lips as he continued watching the TV. An M&M ended a commercial with "Gosh you're handsome" and then the TV flashed some bright colors before revealing a young man of about 25, standing in front of a large building that had been plastered with posters for the Bad Friends Tour.
"Welcome back to Bonus. I'm standing here in front of the site for the next Bad Friends Trio concert in their cross country tour. We stand here trying to see if we can get any comments from band members about allegations of cheating."
"So the French pervert cheated on Eyebrows again? Big whoop"
"Keep watching"
"We have here some photographs capturing Antonio F. Carriedo, Lead Singer of the Bad Friends Trio, with a yet unknown woman. No word yet as of yet of a break-up with Carriedo's longtime boyfriend Lovino. More from Alex Ripley at Bonus Headquarters"

Lovino shut off the television and just stared at the blank box. The images of Antonio, his Antonio, having lunch alone with some strange woman. His Antonio hugging the same woman in front of a hotel, and of HIS Antonio kissing the woman.

"Did you see? Lovino?" Lovino didn't answer, he just hung up the phone and dialed Antonio's cell. He waited and waited but Antonio didn't answer, the automatic voice said "The number you are trying to reach has been disconnected. If you believe you have gotten this message in error, please hang-up and try again." Lovino hung up and turned the television back on.

"No word yet from any of the band member on the allegations and since Carriedo has given no more than a name we have yet to locate Lovino to get his word on the matter" The man on the show said more flashy colors and the first man reappeared on the screen "Thanks for the update Alex. Our sources tell us that Antonio F. Carriedo has been spotted with this same woman since early April. In other star news yet another dog has been found with this unique talent." Lovino changed the channel and was bombarded with more pictures of Antonio and this woman. Lovino tried Antonio's number again with still no answer. He then tried the phones of Matthew (their manager/boyfriend of Gilbert), the wine-bastard, and potato bastard #2 all to no avail. He sat there on his couch brooding.

I guess he finally got tired of me... I guess I should've known he'd abandon me. Everyone always abandons me. His gloom turned to anger as he thought more of the scandal.
Why the hell did I even fall for the stupid bastard anyways?! He's way too clingy and he's so thick I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't understand what the fucks going on.
He stood up and began pacing in his living room, his omelet long forgotten. He looked over to the kitchen and threw the poor omelet away and grabbed a fresh tomato from the refrigerator and began munching still ranting in his head.
KNOCK, KNOCK.
Lovino turned to the door wondering if he should answer it. What if the reporters had found him? He decided, after a long internal struggle, that he should answer the door and he steeled himself for whatever was on the other side.
"Who the hell is it?" Lovino shouted as he opened the door.
"Sorry to bother you sir, but I have a package for you." said the tiny mail-woman standing on his front step. "I need you to sign for it"
She held out a clipboard and Lovino took the attached pen and signed his name on the line
"Thank-you" she said as she handed him a package the size of a ring box, she nodded and went back to her van.

Lovino took the package back inside and opened it up. Inside was a piece of folded paper and a tiny plastic tomato. Lovino took out the paper and began to read.
"Lovi~~! Look! It's a tomato flash drive! We were in some electronics store because Gil broke our speakers (again) and I saw that they had different food shaped flash drives so I asked the SeƱor behind the counter if he had a tomato and he did! Isn't it cute! So I had Matthew a lady to help make some video for me and put them on here for you I hope you enjoy them! XOXO forever ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO."
On the bottom of the note hastily written is "Lovi I just saw the news! And none of it is true! I'm not cheating, the woman's name is Carly Edwards and she only helped me make this because I'm really bad at working with computers I would've called you but Frannie says that I should wait for you to call and don't try to use my or any of the other numbers you have for use because when Matthew first caught wind of this he cancelled all our old phones and changed all our numbers here are the new ones:

Me: (976)-823-9264,
Matthew:(976)-121-2342
Frannie:(976)-836-9523
Gil: (976)-713-9928
Bus:(111)-223-8746 (Isn't this cool we got a phone on the bus incase our cells ever die!)
Lovino looked back at the box and pulled out the tomato, upon closer inception he saw that the stem could be pulled off. He pulled out came the silver end of the flash drive. He went over to his computer and plugged in the drive. It opened up, and inside there were multiple video files, which to watch first... I guess I'll just start at the top. So he clicked the first file and waited for it to open.

End of Chapter 1

A/N: Yay! I finally got this done! I'm been writing this for a while. I got the idea for this when I was sick a few weeks ago. I had a bad cough but still went to my school's football game (go team) so around 2 in the morning I gave up trying to sleep because I have this problem where after being at something really exciting (like a football game) my brain doesn't seem to separate to turn off when I'm lying in bed. So there I was trying to sleep and my brain was trying to convince me that I was lying in the middle of the field with my director talking about what show we were going to do and my section leaders telling me to sit up, I told them to leave me alone using Lovi's colorful vocabulary. So I got out of bed and went to get some water or something and stumbled across my mom in the living room (she couldn't sleep either). She tells me I need my sleep especially if I want to go to the band contest that Saturday. So she lies me down on the couch and rubs my head and puts on these songs and instead of going to sleep I come up with an idea for a Spamano piece. I know I would forget it if I stayed there any longer so I told her I was gonna try to sleep again, went to my room, turned on my DSi and wrote myself a note with all the details I had thought of at the moment including song names. So this is what came out. I'll post another chapter in like a week or so. I have most of the chapters typed up I'm just not sure if I'm gonna write an epilogue. Oh well I'll figure that out later.

Bye for now. : )