Namine sat in the brown chair with her legs brought up to her chest, drawing slantedly and making porno of her and Sora when they were kids. Child pornography was the only good memories she could think of. What else were kids into these days? Creating memories like these would only bring Sora closer to her, and it would also bring Riku closer to her. The fake Riku, anyway. But whatever sluttied her cuntie.
Axel bonked her upside the head and smirked. "Marluxia would be so upset with what little progress you're making you and your pencil are doing. Speaking of your damn pencil, how're you able to make different colors with that one utensil?!"
"It's a BIC America BICMM11 4-Color Ballpoint Pen, Retractable, 1.0mm, Med. Point, Asst. Ink, Blue Barrel," Namine said.
"Did you memorize the name of it when we bought it from Amazon?! Holy crap Namine you must hvae been hella lonely," Axel said and ran away to go smooch Roxas back at Twilight Town for no reason.
The witch scratched the corner of the page with her fingernails and sighed. Riku was definitely a dog. "God."
A few days later kkkitn666 started to type the rest of the story out and Namine sighed, "I wonder what the joke 'Riku was definitely a dog' woulda been like if she hadn't forgot about this fanfic." And there went the fourth wall.
Sora was asleep in Olympus or Olympia, sucking on Dolan's beak for HP because his boogers were HP orbs. Goofy was as useless as his turtle form in the Lion King world from KH II, so Sora couldn't suck anything out of him, unless Goofy had like free Moogle Points or something. Repliku was masturbating to thoughts about Namine, letting out his frustrations toward Marluxia through sexual activity. That was normal. Hopefully.
Axel came back, wearing Roxas's gloves, feeling very fantastic about himself, clearly. Too many commas. "Hello Namine, can I see your progress?"
Namine started crying really hard and threw her journal at his face, pages of Sora and Nameine making out and Sora and Riku fisting each other and smut and scat and yes. Yeah it was a terrible thing to see but Namine was a pervert.
This fanfic makes no sense goodbye everyone.
