Kratos had recently gone through an intensive surgery for meicliosis. The doctors told Kratos that he may experience hallucinations, but he totally ignored them.
But now that he was on Derris-Kharlan, he was really screwed.
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Kratos woke up in a daze, as he usually was. All he dreamt were nightmares about the night when he last seen Anna...when he killed her...when he lost Lloyd...
He came out of that thought by wondering how much brighter it was, instead of the dreary purple. It was so bright it nearly exploded his eyes.
As his eyes finally came into focus, he noticed he wasn't on Derris-Kharlan anymore. He was in a hilly area, full of all sorts of flowers, not to mention a giant pinwheel. Rabbits were hopping all over the place, and the sun had a huge face in it. A baby face.
...Wait. WTF?!
Kratos rubbed his eyes. Sure enough, he was staring at a sun with the face of a baby. I have to be dreaming, he thought.
He heard a slight rumbling behind him. He turned to the noise, and saw a periscope-type object come up from behind.
There was a slight static, then the periscope talked. "Telitubbies, Telitubbies, come out and play," it started chanting, "the sun has given you something to play!"
Kratos just stared at the periscope. He shuddered at the sound.
Somewhere he heard screams of "Goddammit, Gladys! We don't care!" Four monsters came from behind a hill. One had a red man purse–uh,bag– and was purple with a triangle on his head. Another was green with a retarted hat on. Yet another one had a squiggly thing on her yellow body, and was with a red ball. The last one, however, was the most hideous.
The shortest of the four, he had a circle on his head, was red, and carried a gun.
Kratos stared at the small one in shock. Why would a midget carry a gun? He didn't need it; he could just carry a sword or something.
"Uh," he began to say, "where...am I?"
The yellow creature got closer to Kratos, then poked him. "He talked!" it whispered in amazement.
The purple being poked it to. Then the green one. Then the red one poked him with its gun. "He looks funny," it said. "Are you sure he's not a cameraman?"
The purple one just vomited. He then shook his fist toward the sky with bile streaming from his mouth. "Damn children!" he cursed. "I'll get you yet for busting my cable!"
Kratos just stared at the purple thing. The hell...?
