Kenny 2.0

Okay im not going to lie about how I got the idea for this story. What happened was I was at my school and me n my friends were walking the track. My friend's and I (it was 3 other people) we're talking about what if we were south park characters. I said I would probably be Kenny but my friends said no because im opposite of Kenny, im above average but not rich, and my friends say im "invulnerable" because everytime they try to inflict pain to me I don't feel anything or laugh. So I thought, what if Kenny's family got rich and he stopped dying? So I thought and this is what happened….

Kenny was walking around hell. He just died again. This time he was shot in the face after some dude went crazy at a bank. He sighed. He always died. He didn't even know why he went to hell. He was always a good kid. He did anything for anyone. Hell, he was on of the best people on earth. Yet God decided to make his life hell. It was actually worse on earth than it was in hell. Satan wasn't that bad. So Kenny sighed when he felt himself being pulled. He pulled down his parka hood to let his messy blonde hair flow. Suddenly he felt a shining light. And he heard a voice he only heard once when Stan asked him a question about periods. The voice of God.

God…

Kenny looked up. He was floating on a cloud in heaven. God looked at him sadly.

"Kenny, why do you always have faith in me? I've made your life miserable and yet you continue to pray and believe? You truly are a great catholic." God said, his voice calm yet loud. Kenny shrugged. "I don't know, I guess I just never really thought you could change anything, so I accepted it and just hung out with my friends." Kenny replied. God sighed and then questioned Kenny.

" How would you like it if I made your life better?" He asked. Kenny looked up unbelieving. He saw no lie in God's eyes.

"Really?" Kenny asked hopeful.

"Yes, when you return to work your father will have gotten 1 billion dollars in the mail. Tell him to invest in stock and that they need to furniture. Also say that you want new cloths, I know you do, that orange parka is all that you can afford." God said as he smiled. Kenny smiled as he felt himself being pulled back down to earth. Last thing he heard was God's voice saying "Oh and you wont die anymore." Before he hit the stop. He saw death. He nodded at him. This was average. He suddenly appeared in his house. He smiled. His mother looked up at him and said in her crotchety voice. "Kenny your back from the dead again, what happened this time?" Kenny had sparkles in his eyes as he told her. She seemed amazed when she heard the door closed. Her husband walked ran in sober for once and explained the letter. Kenny explained what god told him to do. Kenny's dad seamed so happy he just nodded. They went out and Kenny got a new outfit. It was still a hoodie but this one was black with a white skull in the middle. Kenny also left the hood down and wore dark blue pants.

The next morning…

Kenny arrived at the bus stop and Stan Kyle and Eric were wide eyed.

"Kenny!? What happened!" He also explained to them and they were happy for Kenny. Except Eric….. He was mad that Kenny got even more money than his dream wanted. He plotted a way to get the money…

Alright…so how do you like it? It was a little rushed I think but review if you want it to keep going, or I'll just erase it