.Written for the Drabble Game Challenge, JackIanto, "You can't be serious.", requested by Sophy.
Ianto stares at his lover blankly, trying to comprehend the words. "You can't be serious," he says, barely able to keep the exasperation from his voice.
Jack grins. "Like you've never accidentally let Myfanwy out," he says, unfazed by Ianto's withering stare.
"As it happens, I haven't," Ianto says, folding his arms over his chest. "You invited me over for a game of naked hide and seek, not a dinosaur hunt."
Jack gives him his best smile, and Ianto hates him for it. He can never resist that smile, no matter how ridiculous the request that precedes it.
"Naked hide and seek, with chocolate syrup?" Jack offers.
Ianto sighs and adjusts his tie. "I'll make coffee, then. It seems we have a long night ahead of us."
