Ash becomes a Pokémon Master
After defeating the Elite four, Ash Ketchum had emerged a Pokémon Master. He was the strongest Pokémon trainer of all the time! Nobody could beat him…..
Ash stood at the ceremony and was been given a trophy by the Pokémon Stadium managers.
"Congratulations on your big win, kiddo. Also here's $ 10,000 dollars cash." The manager spoke.
"Yes! I am no 1!" Ash spoke. "So what happens now?"
"What do you mean?" the manager spoke.
"I'm a Pokémon Master, am I ruler of the world, now?" Ash asked.
"Uhhhh…..no."
"A president of a country, maybe?"
The manager frowned. "No….." he spoke. "You're just a kid…children can't be president of a country. There's no jobs afterwards, you need an education for that."
"Wait, I constantly drenched my trousers in piss, battling scary monsters popping out all of places. Going a billion miles all over the world, and all I get is a stinking trophy and some cash!?"
"Well….look at it this way….you're the most talked about Pokémon trainer ever!"
"Being talked about doesn't pay the bills!" Ash snarled. "What will I do for a job now!?"
"Job!? You should go back to school before you do that sort of thing….."
"I'm 13 years old! I travelled the world for 3 years! I'm gonna look like a freak! I escaped school to become a Pokémon master!"
"And now you are. Have a nice life."
Ash had just had the harsh reality of being a Pokémon master bitch slapped in his face. There was no major reward. No jobs, no women nothing. Being a Pokémon master was nothing but a trophy and cash. No one was willing to challenge Ash because of how powerful his Pokémon were and people stopped challenging him. Even if Ash had managed to keep challenging trainers, it would have just been boring to battle Pokémon forever. He wanted a career change. Ash had to go back to school…and he was teased and mocked by tons for his tall height and for being a 13 year old in 5th grade. The trauma from his bullying in school didn't help with the trauma he had experience with the scary Pokémon he had faced while battling.
"Being a Pokémon master wasn't worth it…..my life is now meaningless."
One night…Ash blew his brains out with a gun.
THE END.
