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DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN NARUTO!


Dear Sasuke-kun,
Can I borrow a pencil?
Mine died:(
-Sakura


Dear Sakura,
No.
-Sasuke


Dear meanie,
Come on mine died, and I need one!
-Sakura


Dear girl,
I said no.
Why do you need one you have a pen.
-Sasuke


Dear boy that's mean,
Durrr I need to write notes and plus writing in pen is so not cool.
-Sakura


Dear girl that I hate,
Can't you just memorize it?
-Sasuke


Dear boy that I want to kill,
I'm not as smart as you.
Unlike SOME people I need to work at what I'm good at.
-Sakura


Dear that's really mean girl,
tch whatever.
-Sasuke


Dear AUGH,
just give me a damn pencil!
-Sakura


Dear Augh? is that really it?,
No.
End of dissucssion.
-Sasuke


"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! I JUST NEED A DAMN PENCIL!"
"Ms. Hurano please sit down."
"Sorry Kaka-sensi, but Sasuke won't let me borrow a pencil."
"Don't bring me into this conversation."
"You are such a prick!"
"Sakura no need for harsh words and Sasuke give her a pencil."
"Yes Kaka-sensi."
"Tch whatever."
"Oh and detention for passing notes!"
"...I hate Uchiha's.."


Dear Sak,
What was that?
-Ino


Dear Ino,
Sasuke wouldn't give me a pencil!
-Sakura


Dear forehead,
Why didn't you ask me?
-Ino


Dear pig,
You only have a pen.
-Sakura


Dear bitch,
Oh yeah...
-Ino


Dear Sasu-chan,
You seriously need to stop annoying sakura!
Next time just give her the pencil, you know how she gets...
-Ino


Dear Yamanaka,
I was not annoying her.
She gets to worked up,
she should stop hanging around you and Naruto.
-Ino


Dear tomato-boy,
I do NOT get worked up!
You should shut up before I come over there.
-Ino


Dear blondie,
See, you're worked up.
-Sasuke


"Yamanaka detention for passing notes!"
"Stupid Sasuke..."
"Stop blaming me for all your problems."
"Fine! DAMN YOU NARUTO!"
"WHAT? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING THIS TIME!"
"Uzamaki detention for calling out!"
"DAMN YOU SASUKE!"
"I said stop blaming me for everything, I'm not the reason for your problems."
"Yeah you are Sasuke!"
"Shut up Sakura!"
"DOUBLE DETENTION ALL FOUR OF YOU! EVERYONE ELSE IN THE CLASS IS NICE AND QUIET
BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONES THAT MAKE ME STRESS OUT!"
"Uh guys I think we broke Kakashi-sensi."
"I think you're right Naruto..."


To: Ino
From: Sakura
Subject: You suck
I'm starting to wonder why you're my best friend, I can not believe you got me double detention with you, Naruto and Sasuke! I love you and Naruto but to much of you gets sickening. I know you're starring at your screen shaking your head wondering about Sasuke; well I don't think I could ever love him...Hey by any chance did you get number 4 on the math homework? Kakashi is getting tougher now.


To: Sakura
From: Ino
Subject: Bitch shut up
Well you love me a ton and stuff and I let you borrow my clothes! I did not get you double detention, you have brought that upon yourself! Passing notes to Sasuke in the middle of class, you're such a bad girl! Ugh I know what you mean, Naruto and Sasuke are so boring in detention! Naruto doesn't know how to shut up and Sasuke just mopes around and glares at you! I am not sickening by the way I am perfect the way I am! I personally think you are deeply in love with him! Homework and me? You jest I do no such thing! Ask Sasuke for help... Wait don't he might start bitching or something... Ask Naruto!


To: Ino
From: Sakura
Subject: What did you say?
You call those clothes? Ino I'll say this nicely, you're the biggest slut in school...Wait no I'm just kidding...Karin and her little group are the biggest sluts...You're a pretty big slut...But ya know...A much prettier one...ANYWAYS, I did not bring it upon myself; the first time yes I did the second was just you! Sasuke does mope around a lot... I am not 'deeply in love with him' he's just a friend...Kind of...I feel so uncomfortable when he glares at me though, like seriously man get another hobby! Ino you can be sickening, I mean the whole cheer leading squad like hates you! I jest not, you always do your homework! You're just being mean and not telling me! YOU SKANK(I jest)! If I ask Sasuke he'll bitch like there's no end! One time he bitched about how his father doesn't love him and how his mother always put Itachi first...Dude get over it! Naruto? You must be jesting because that idiot never does his homework! He copies off of me and Sasuke until I twist his arm and Sasuke punches him in the stomach...


To: Sakura
From: Ino
Subject: You heard me bitch
They are clothes Sakura, you're just to much of a prude! I can't believe you wear skirts that go halfway down your thigh, we live in the twenty first century not the eighteenth century! I would like to inform you I am not a slut...Okay maybe a little, whatever, Shikamaru doesn't seem to mind that much! You did to bring it upon yourself I mean you wouldn't of gotten in trouble if you didn't speak out! Oh my mistake I mean you are not so secretly and deeply in love with him! I'm sure he has other hobbies like collecting dolls and such(I swear sometimes he is such a little girl)! My lovely squad does not hate me, give me five reasons why the would hate me! Okay whatever I do my homework, stop ruining it for me! I'm trying to be like one of those bad girls, I really think I can pull it off! I am not a skank remember I am a slut! Actually I'd prefer if it if I were a whore...It just sounds nicer... Ew I hate it when Sasuke goes into bitch mode..Just like knock him out or something! I really feel bad for Naruto him being Sasuke's wing man and all...He must hear the most bitching out of all three of us! Most people wonder why Naruto is withering in pain on the ground so early in the morning...The mystery has been solved!


To: Ino
From: Sakura
Subject: Wanna go?
I'd like to say I'm not a prude Ino and what's wrong with my skirts? Uhm Ino a slut and a whore aren't that great either way..Really they just mean the same thing. Shikamaru does mind, he just doesn't want to anger his precious little Ino! I do admit that I was passing notes with Sasuke but I wasn't the one who wrote him a note after he got in trouble! Also I wasn't the one who damned Naruto then tempted me to say something! So really it's all your fault! I am not secretly and deeply in love with him, you're going crazy! Stop being such a crazy person! I do admit it is a little girly when he looks at his nails, however it's not girly that he eats healthy Ino! Okay you want five reasons! Well here you go!
Reason 1- You plan practices 5 in morning on Mondays
Reason 2- You put the people who have a little flab go on diets
Reason 3- You flirt with all their boyfriends but they can't say anything because you are 'almighty Ino'
Reason 4- You bitch at them when Shikamaru ignores you
Reason 5- You threaten them everyday
Alrighty now that we got that out of the way, You sort of have that bad girl vibe already...Don't push it anymore than you need to Ino. I feel bad for Naruto, but he is not Sasuke's 'Wing man' Sasuke doesn't date you must remember this! By the way HOW ON EARTH COULD I KNOCK HIM OUT? It's impossible! The mystery, people actually wondered why he was on the ground?


To: Sakura
From: Ino
Subject: It's already been going...try to keep up
You so are a prude I mean hellooooo, look at yourself in the mirror! When you have come to your senses I'll be at my house with an outfit waiting for you! Whore is a little better you gotta admit...So I saw Shikamaru kissing another girl... Whatever I so don't care! I have moved on from him! MOVED ON I SAY! Sakura, Sakura, Sakura, you should learn to keep your mouth closed and keep the snide comments to yourself! Okay whatever my fault onto some more important news, did you see Sasuke eying the new girl today? HM! SUSPICIONS! Let's go ninja with Naruto and spy on Sasuke! I have some awesome ideas I want to try out! Naruto has also mastered the crawling through the ceiling thing! IN THE NAME OF YOUTH(GOD I sound like Lee and Gai-sensei right now) LET'S SPY ON SASUKE! SAKURA I am not crazy, trust me I'm not! Okay so he's not a girl but I still say we spy on him! Okay your reasons are totally not the reason why they hate me! WHY MUST YOU LIE? Okay here's the problem with every reason!
Reason number uno- They need to all hyped up! Seriously we are what makes this school COME ALIVE! With out us you'd be dead and gone!
Reason number two- Flab is ugly, cheerleaders aren't suppose to be ugly! The only exception I have is Karin but I hate her and love to watch her suffer!
Reason number three- I make sure they actually are faithful! They should thank me, plus all of the are so gross and ugly!
Reason number four- I only bitch because it gets on my nerves but they no longer have to worry about that since Shikamaru is out of my life! Don't like mention his name anymore...Or talk to him...OR EVEN LOOK AT HIM!
And lastly reason number five- I only threaten them because it shows I love them, I do it to you and Naruto all the time!
I SERIOUSLY HAVE THAT BAD GIRL VIBE? HELLS YES! I will push you know I will I love pushing and shoving things, it happens to be a hobby of mine! Naruto is now Sasuke's wing man because Sasuke is undoubtedly in love with the new girl! Sasuke will now date this bitch because we will set him up! HELLS YEAH! Yes Sakura everyone has wondered why Naruto was withering in pain on the ground...


To: Ino
From: Sakura
Subject: Fine I'll try to run faster...
I looked at myself in the mirror and decided I needed some new clothes to you know spice up my life, this is my senior year and all... I'll be at your house around fiveish! Whore is not any better, a whore makes it sound like you sleep with a bunch of guys which you do not! Awww Ino-Chan I'm sorry! Go out with Kiba or something he's pretty hot! Sasuke and the new girl? I'd like to mention before we get any further into this 'plan' of yours that I'm not into meddling into other people's relationships... I am interested in the ceiling crawl though...We should practice! Ino you are pretty crazy, I mean just READ some of the stuff you say...it's pretty whack if you ask me...
By the way almost every reason you gave me is horrible, I'm not even joking...Although I do like reason number two very much! YES KARIN MUST SUFFER!...Ahem...Moving on, That might be a problem since Shikamaru is my math partner(yay?)... Stop glaring at me through the computer, I know you and I are always partners but you weren't here today(were you skipping?) and he just came up to me and asked! I know pushing and shoving is one of your hobbies... Actually many of your hobbies are violent...Dude stop hanging around Sasuke it's not good for your health! Okay we'll go with Naruto being a wing man...Why is it called Wing man? Wing woman is just a no...HM? Sooo I think we should have code names and not call the new girl a bitch... I'll email Narutard on this? Were you being sarcastic, I can never tell...


To: Naruto
From: Sakura
Subject: Ninja time?
Ino thinks(knows) that Sasuke has been eying the new girl or as Ino likes to call her 'the bitch', and wants to 'hook them up'. Shall we meddle? Annnd I say we get them together then spy through the ceiling? HM WHAT DO YOU SAY FRIEND? Email me back bitch!


To: Sakura
From: Naruto
Subject: Babe it's always ninja time
Sasuke got hormones? When did that happen, please notify when you get the chance :D Ino is mean to everyone, I mean really 'the bitch'? She judges to quickly...I mean I know I do the same but still... I am all for hooking up the bastard tell me when and where and I'm on it! You heard of my new ceiling trick? WE SHALL TRY IT FRIEND! BIATCH I DID SEND AN EMAIL! GIRLLLL YOU BETTER SEND ME AN EMAIL BACK!


To: Naruto
From: Sasuke
Subject: no subject

Stop yelling Sasuke has hormones down the hallway or I will personally Kill you.


To: Sakura
From: Ino
Subject: Listen to Yoda bitch
I knew you would come around! I'll see you then! I have the perfect outfit for you plus with those heels you like so much! How do you know if I sleep with guys(Kiddingg)? I'll go out with Kiba if you go out with Sai, I know you're into artistic type of guys! I've already practiced like a ton...It's SO much fun, let's break into the school and practice there! Whack, who says whack anymore? I'm seriously thinking that you were born in the wrong time period..Really Sakura some of the things you say are not normal, Congrats you win a box offffff...tissues! YAY! Why do we hate Karin so much? I've always wondered this, when did it all start?...YOU'RE WHAT WITH WHO? NOOOOO WHY CRUEL WORLD?... I'm done now but I can not believe you two are partners! You have broken the code, I can't believe you would break the code! I actually was no skipping I was at the nurses, stop worrying your pretty pink head I was not sick, I was 'sick' I didn't want to see him. Don't even fucking judge me! Sasuke is way more violent than me, he's just violent in a normal mood! Example:(Me) Hey Sasuke what's up? (Sasuke) Stop looking at me or I will break your arm.
The guy is totally mental i wish luck with the bitch! I was being sarcastic...You're slow! OKAY NICKNAMES WE NEED NICKNAMES!
Me-Princess
You-Flower
Naruto-Narutard
Sasuke-Gay-sauce
New girl- The bitch


To: Naruto
From: Sakura
Subject: Did you just call me babe?
I believe Sasuke's hormones have just arrived...HE'S A LATE BLOOMER...Sadly he's a senior(what a loser) we shall make fun of him in the hallway for this! Ino and Sasuke are just straight up bitches to everyone! I love them to bits though(excluding Sasuke...Which would just be Ino..) Okay tomorrow we hook them up but act nonchalant about the whole thing! You sound pretty gay right now Narutard...


To: Sasuke
From: Naruto
Subject: RE:
You didn't have to punch me in the stomach that was highly unnecessary!...LATE BLOOMER!


To: Sakura
From: Naruto
Subject: I'm sorry master *bows*
...He just punched me in the stomach AGAIN! It was so worth calling him a late bloomer, seriously. I love our two bitches, NO HOMO! Where are we going to meet? I say Kakashi's room he'll be out reading his porn or something! Don't even compare me to Sas-gay.


To: Naruto
From: Sasuke
Subject: Re:
Late bloomer? Why do you and Sakura keep saying that? I keep getting weird looks, keep doing it and I will punch you again.


To: Ino
From: Sakura
Subject: Yes master Yoda!
Which heels, the black ones right? Why would I like Sai, he's so...SAI! He reminds me of Sasuke, but much nicer and less violent... Naruto says we should meet in Kakashi's room so we can climb into the ceiling...First we have to get Gay-Sauce and the bitch to talk to each other! OH GOLLY GEE WHIZ TISSUES, AW I'M SO HONORED TO WIN IT! I'D LIKE TO THANK MY MOM, MY DAD, YADA, YADA, YADA! You're a bitch don't make me come over there! The reason we hate Karin is because she is in love with Sasuke, remember we hate all fangirls that are in love with our two boys! Sorry Ino! At least your partners with Kiba, it makes everything easier so that you can hook up with him!...What code? I'm not judging you but I thought you had said you had moved on?...Sasuke is in a league of his own...Same with you...I really do like the nicknames!


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I've been wanting to write this fic for a while, but we all know I'm lazy. This first chapter is around eight pages long or something, a personal record for moi! I'm normally only around three or four pages for my stories, but I couldn't help writing so much, I freakin love this story! I say that about like all my stories though, but seriously I love this story it's so much fun writing it! Anyone else who reads any of my other stories you know I'm a slow updater and I tend to write a bunch of stories and not finish them. They'll get finishsed eventually SLOWLY BUT SURELY! I'm taking an acting class right now so I'm even busier now . So if anyone wants to write Ino's part or something I'm all for it just pm me or something and we'll see :D
~Lily