Jesse St. Dipstick Always Ruins Everything

After Regional's, Finn and Rachel were inseparable. But now it was the first day of school and due to Finn's flirting with the secretary, he managed to get all of his classes with Rachel. So here they sat in homeroom flirting. Mr. Shue watched and was mildly jealous at how perfectly they fit together. The rest of Glee was just disgusted.

They were barely aware of the announcements going on until the principal said something that shocked everyone.

"And before we end today's announcements one Mr. Jesse St. James would like to send a special message out to our very own Rachel Berry."

"Thank you, Principal Figgins, and may I just say you are looking very handsome today? But anyways, Rachel I love you." Everyone heard Rachel's breath catch at this, but he continued still, "So I thought they best way to convey my feelings was to sing. I hope you will enjoy this.

The best thing about tonight's that we're not fighting
Could it be that we have been this way before
I know you don't think that I am trying
I know you're wearing thin down to the core"
Everyone could all see Rachel obviously in shock, and already looking like she was going to cry. Finn wanted so badly to make the scar referred to as Jesse St. James disappear. The rest of their teammates just felt bad for them. It was just obstacle after obstacle for them. Even once they were finally happy.

"But hold your breath
Because tonight will be the night
That I will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
You're impossible to find
" Finn could only hope she wouldn't go running to Jesse's arms. She did love theatrical, after all.

"This is not what I intended
I always swore to you I'd never fall apart
You always thought that I was stronger
I may have failed but I have loved you from the start"
Rachel needed to think. This was too much. What was she going to do? This was new. She ALWAYS knew what to do.

"Oh, But hold your breath
Because tonight will be the night
That I will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find"
Rachel knew she loved Finn. Not this guy who dumped her, then egged her. But, GOD, she couldn't think with him srenading her. So she did the one thing she never wanted to do to Finn. She ran. "RACH! RACHEL! Mr. Shue?" Finn gave him a pleading look.

"Finn, it's ok. Go. Glee spread out and search." Mr. Shue commanded. Everyone obeyed. They were just as worried about Rachel as Finn was.

"It's impossible
So breathe in so deep
Breathe me in
I'm yours to keep
And hold on to your words
Cause talk is cheap
And remember me tonight
When you're asleep"
Rachel kept running. She was planning on going to the girls locker room, or the music room, but she found members of New Directions in both spots. Then when she saw Finn she knew where she could go. Home. She sprinted for her car. She needed to be alone. She needed to think. But she needed to stop. GOD! When would he stop singing!

Because tonight will be the night
That I will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find

Tonight will be the night
That I will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
You're impossible to find."
Rachel made it to her destination. He looked around and saw her. He smiled thinking she had come running back. But that was not to be. He walked up to her, and she proceeded to hit Jesse square in the jaw with all her might. Finn wouldn't be far behind. She quickly mentioned her going home, and then hopped into her car and sped home where she cried until she came up with her answer.