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Proper Warnings: 1. This story is like inserts in between what happens in Shippuden and I will go very far in the story, if you're not that updated with the manga or anime this might spoil it for you. 2. I will write lemons and I will be dealing with the topic of Statutory Rape, you've been warned!

How It All Started

Kakashi has been a dog; every night flirting with a different woman until he takes her to bed. Just a little after he got out of the ANBU is been like that, more specific, when he got into books. At first he wasn't all that excited to throw away his cool cold blooded career just to be a babysitter. But everyone thought he was losing himself and maybe they were right. He couldn't think about another thing but Obito and Rin. Even though he actually had some free time while he was in the ANBU, he wouldn't hang out with the others; afraid of something like what happened to his formers teammates would repeat. So he gave a try to be a jounin leader, and soon he found out that this was much more than to babysit. Even though he haven't passed any student he had, a little after they would return and thank him for teaching them such a valuable lesson even if it was the hard way. That felt satisfying. He couldn't deny that he being some role model for the newer generation to follow was soothing his heart.

He was a renewed man, but only still refused to throw away his high expectations on his students about teamwork. But he threw away other things; a long time ago he realized that the book 'How a Shinobi Should Die' was a piece of shit and never finished reading it. But now that he had more free time than in the ANBU, he quite needed something to do… And then he saw it: orange cover, a running couple, suggestive title, 'Make Out Paradise'. The book was calling him, he hesitated for a moment. He never thought he would have a perverted side, but what the hell, he never thought he would like to babysit. So he bought it and got immediately hooked. And, why not, he started doing some the things that were in the book; even doing stuff that he thought would make a scene better and what-not.

And that's how Kakashi became a dog, his love life a mess. Nobody could put a finger on it, but everybody knew about this new Kakashi. His fame ran completely by rumors, hallway comments, girl's talks.

"He's so hardcore and sadistic, he likes it rough!" Something random Anko once said about him.

"No, he's all about the lust and passion; the type you see in movies." Yugao said to a fellow ANBU friend during a mission.

"Don't listen to what other girls may say, in reality he's just a daredevil, his thing is adrenaline; he even took me in the Hokage's office one night that I did overtime." Shizune commented to a colleague.

"He just got to have every woman! Even me before I started officially dating Asuma." Kurenai whispered revealing one of her hottest secrets.

And that's just a portion of what one would listen randomly all over Konoha.

Team 7 was formed a while ago now and still Kakashi has his double life; during the day a good shinobi and a good man, and at night a great lover and a bad boy. Although it was true that sometimes he was late because he was in Obito's grave, other times were because the intense sex he had last night. Even after Sasuke left Konoha to gain power from Orochimaru, he didn't quit his night adventures. The event affected him, yes, but not in that aspect of his personal life. Nothing could go wrong with that lifestyle of his, right?

It was a year or something after that now; he didn't know why he suddenly thought of that while hunting for a random lucky woman that would become his prey. Maybe because he was passing by Sakura's window and couldn't help to remember how she cried that day and how carelessly she was taking off her clothes today.

'Wait! What am I looking at?!' Kakashi said to himself. 'That's Sakura!'

He needed to stop staring, but he couldn't. There were so many wrong things about Kakashi peeking at Sakura: she was his former student and she was UNDERAGE. He was a pervert, yes, but not that kind… this was so illegal. Still he was amazed how in such little time she has changed so much. She was already without her pants, letting him observe how developed her hips had become. He carefully watched how every inch of her skin was being revealed while she was taking off her shirt. Then with one avid movement she unclasped her bra and it gracefully fell in the floor. Sakura didn't have much, just enough to fit in one hand and play with those cute nipples. The only thing that stopped Kakashi's growing fantasies with such forbidden girl, was that Sakura actually stopped her provocative act and put a large shirt as pj's and went to sleep. Finally Kakashi snapped out of it, this whole he haven't noticed his erection which he immediately decided to get rid off with the first woman he saw. And with that forever forget what he just saw… right?

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And so the other year or so passed by and Naruto returned from his training with Jiraiya. The Hokage formed up Team 7 again and was eager to see their progress; she had prepared a new bell test. Kakashi was more interested in reading the new 'Make Out Tactics' Naruto gave to him. He even started to imagine all the new kinky ideas this new book would give him to do to the random woman he would pick tonight. Then she appeared in front of him, his new sight and his previous thought got mixed and screwed him. That forgotten memory of Sakura changing to her pj's came back to him and now he could only see that. Even though she was dressed he was seeing her naked.

"Fuck."

"What?" Sakura asked with a puzzled expression noticing the weird way he was looking at her.

'Did I say that out loud?!' "Nothing, nothing! Let's start with this." He quickly added to avoid accidentally let out more of his dirty thoughts.

For the first time Kakashi felt quite old because he found himself surrounded by tons of Déjà vu's from their first bell test.

'Well, I'm actually too old for her at least…'

Some things were a little different from that time, now Naruto was the one about to perform the Sennen Goroshi on him. And Sakura had a more active role now; she even went ahead and destroyed the floor with one punch to find his hiding place.

'What an insane strength!' He realized that her ninja abilities grew along with her body. 'Fuck! I thought I managed to stop seeing her naked.'

Then Naruto pulled out that trick where they made him think that they were going to reveal the ending of the new installment of his favorite novel, and the bell test was over. Yay! He finally could go home to read his porn and totally NOT think about Sakura naked…

It wasn't easy, but with time he actually managed to erase those images; in the whole Gaara rescue thing he could only see her amazing progress as a kunoichi. He noticed those little rest moments where she would put the weight of her body in one hip while she was saving Kankuro's life. He managed to see a little cleavage when she was about to destroy the giant boulder blocking the Akatsuki's hideout. He even imagined how firm her body most had looked like while fighting Sasori.

'Of all women I am fantasizing with this girl...' A very frustrated Kakashi said to himself.

After a hard fight with Deidara and successfully bringing Gaara back he just wanted to collapse. He was physically and mentally exhausted, and to make things worse, Gai had the brilliant idea to piggy ride him all the way back to Konoha.

Luckily, Tsunade left him a lot of time in the hospital; she even added Sai as a new team member and his old comrade Tenzou as the captain to let him rest. And damn, he was going to have a lot of fun with the nurses! While the new Team 7 was away to rendezvous with Sasori's spy and chase Sasuke and what-not, he was having a naughty nurse riding him. He admired the sexy uniform and wondered how it would look on Sakura since she's also a medical-nin.

"OOOH SHIT!" Kakashi let out at that thought.

"What happened? Are you hurt?" Kaori replied worried.

"Um… Yes…" he quickly blamed his condition. "We should stop…" Kakashi got too worked up to enjoy the ride anymore. This was a first for him, being doing it with one woman and thinking about another one… correction, thinking about another girl.

"Aww! Tell me when you feel better to finish off what we started." She blinked at him

"He he, Definitely!" He smirked back at her.

Kaori was out of his room…

"FUCK! WHAT-THE-HELL-IS-WRONG-WITH-ME! I just left that woman unfinished because I was thinking about Sakura?! Why-I-Want-Her-So-Baaaad!" Wow it was the first time he ever admitted that he wanted her.

'FORBIDDENFORBIDDENFORBIDDEN…' He continued chanting in his mind. 'NOT WORKING NOT WORKING, need-something-else-to-distract-me, NARUTONARUTONARUTO…' Yes, thinking about Naruto was effective. Now, what about Naruto? 'Maybe I should train him… away from Sakura… yes that will work.' And he even got all enthusiastic and developed the whole Kage Bunshin training technique so that he could finish the Rasengan and add an element to it.

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Naruto was learning fast in the beginning, but now was kind of stuck splitting that waterfall. And Sakura had to be so nosey to come to the training place every day! That night he had enough, while poor Tenzou was fighting Naruto in his sleep, he sneaked out to find a woman that would relax all his tensed body. Or at least that was the intention, but his feet were unconsciously guiding him to Sakura's window. He was sure that in the way he would settle with some other woman's window and avoid that time's situation… He continued his steps until he fucking found himself in that exact same situation he was sure he was going to avoid.

Sort of the same but better, I mean, worse. Apparently she was returning to her room after a nice shower. Her pink hair wet dripping water to her face, a refreshed expression, only a small towel covering the cute Sakura's little even more developed body than the last time. Now this was something that he wouldn't ever forget; this was a chance that who knows if it would ever repeat. Kakashi got rid of any thought; he just acted and entered her room.

"Who the hell…?! Eh, Kakashi-sensei? Is something wrong? Is there an emergency?" It was the only reasonable excuse Sakura could think about for Kakashi entering like that to her room.

He didn't answer anything; he just got dangerously close to Sakura's liking. With a ninja movement he threw Sakura's towel to the floor. Her first reaction was to cover herself with her arms, but he didn't let her. Now with his hands on her body he dared to trace all those curves; wanting to confirm his previous theory that her boob size was just enough to fit in one hand and play with those cute nipples.

Sakura couldn't believe the situation she was in. For the first time a man was touching her in the manner she always imagined in those nights that she played with herself. She felt a nice tingling wherever he touched, not to mention that down there got wet in an instant. But when she looked again at the man that dared to lay even one finger on her; and that man wasn't Sasuke but her sensei, she forgot of all those sensations and proceeded to punch him in the face. Kakashi even fell down on the floor and couldn't thank Kami anymore that that punch wasn't chakra charged. But the next one definitely was, and he barely dodged it. And Sakura barely stopped the punch before she would break her own floor. Last thing she saw was her sensei's butt running away like that kind of pervert he just had become.

'Damn it! I'm so dead! She's got to be after me right now to kill me or on her way to tell the Godaime and have me arrested for sexual harassment…' Then he almost fainted when he saw the Hokage. But soon his heart beat returned to normal when he overhead the conversation. It wasn't about that Tsunade has found out that he just molested Sakura, but about stopping Team 10 from avenging Asuma in carelessly mission. Tsunade's argument was that they needed a 4th man, a jounin supervisor, so there he was to save the day! No but seriously he needed to get out from Konoha and even better, die in action rather than killed as a shameless pervert. Exaggerations apart, he needed to be far from Sakura since he just didn't know how he was going to look at her the next day.

X-O-X-O-X

"Where is that- Kakashi-sensei?!" A Sakura with a killing intent said while entering her shishou's office.

"Jeez! He just left in a mission with Team 10 kind of in a rush; he's excused to leave without telling anyone. That's no reason to be so mad!" Tsunade explained the whole details of the situation. "Listen Sakura, I want Team 7 to be Team 10's backup, but only if Naruto completes his jutsu within 24 hours!"

"I hope we arrive enough late that Kakashi-sensei has died already…" Sakura said between her teeth.

Still, the Hokage heard her, "Sakura! Did something else happen with Kakashi? I mean, you can be that mad at him for nothing!"

"Eh? No, nothing, nothing! Everything's fine!" While inner Sakura was really thinking: 'NO, NOTHING'S FINE! Happens that my sensei grabbed one of my boobs! How one does even starts saying that?! My sensei grabbed my boob! Ha ha! MY SENSEI GRABBED MY BOOB AND I LIKED! Wait, what?!'

The time to join the fight had come. Kakuzu was about to take Kakashi's heart but Naruto owned him. Shikamaru buried alive Hidan and what-not; if you watched the manga or anime you know what happened, if not, you're seriously behind. Anyways, on their way back home, Sakura was throwing kunais at Kakashi with her eyes and he was walking besides Naruto as like he would protect him from such glare.

"Senpai, is everything all right with Sakura?" Asked Yamato apart from the others with a creped out expression.

"Huh? Eh… Yeah, yeah everything's fine! Why you ask?" Kakashi responded trying to act like nothing is happening.

"Well, she doesn't seem very happy around you, to put it somehow…"

"You don't have to worry, Tenzou." He said with his only eye implying that he was smiling, nervously, to be more specific.

"Don't call me like that anymore, is Yamato now!"

Now Ino talked to Sakura apart from the others:

"Oi, Sakura, don't frown anymore or you'll get older sooner!" She also had noticed the dense atmosphere between these two.

"He he! I guess I'm still a little tense for the whole mission and everything…"

"You can't lie to me, Sakura; tell me what your sensei did to you that has you so mad."

'What he did?! WHAT HE DID?! …I wish I could tell her… anyone… My sensei's never been a pervert, well that kind of pervert, but as soon as I say anything he would be considered one and I know is not like that… I don't want to ruin his reputation, or his shinobi career, or even his whole life… I don't know how big this is, but I know IS BIG…'

"Sakura?"

"Nah… Is just that… I guess that I grew tired of Kakashi sensei reading his porn everywhere!" Perfect excuse since both girls looked at Kakashi and he was doing exactly that.

Not that it was a convenient material to be reading right now but he needed something blocking his face from Sakura's.

'I wonder what he would have done to me if I had let him… Would it had been something picked out from that dirty novel? Sakura, snap out of it!' Now she was looking at him with different eyes. Kakashi's actually attractive, even though ONE eye of his whole face is the only thing visible most of the time. With luck the other one was visible too, and what an eye! A deadly expression and Sharingan like Sasuke. Mouth watering. Period.

TBC