AN: Got the idea, loved it, wrote it XD Enjoy.


Arthur Kirkland, high school liturature teacher, was the strictist and possibly hottest teacher at Hetalia High. He was likeable; even popular. However, if someone was slacking, he gave them an extra assignment. If they were talking, they got detention. If they had their phones turned on, they were to disassemble them in detention. (For this reason, lowerclassmen were advised to either keep them off or keep the instruction manuel.)

Tuesday during 2nd period, Arthur was explaining the assignment. "So! You are to write 3 pages summarizing this story, and write a parody of the story; at least 5 pages! In addition-"

Ring a ling a ling ding dong, please connect me to Prince Charming! Ring a ling a ling ding dong, be my hero, be my kni-

Arthur, blushing like mad, flipped the phone open, not wanting his students to hear the ringtone set for THAT guy any longer. He turned to face the board.

"Yo, Arty! Guess who!" a cheery voice sang.

Arthur facepalmed. "I'm at work, bloody git! What do you want?"

"Oh! Yeah! Tony wanted to see you later for some reason, and I wanted to fuck you up, so yeah."

Arthur went red as a tomato. "DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT, DAMN GIT!" he yelled into the phone, oblivious to the stares he was receiving.

"Yeah, yeah! So, should I pick you up around 6? Yeah, 6 works. See ya then, dude!" Alfred said before hanging up. Arthur stared at the phone for a moment. The class snickered.

"...Nice ringtone, Mr. Kirkland."


Who should call him next? XD