AN: Heyheyhey! Hello, I'm a new fanfiction author! I only have one other story 'The Life of a Dudette' which is a Grojband story. Anyway, I hope you like this, criticism welcome. Finn, do the disclaimer!
Finn: Mathematical! Skullenko does not own Adventure Time!
Skullenko: If I did I'd punish Princess Bubblegum!
PB: What? Why?!
Skullenko: I don't like you AND you tried to kill Flame Princess! Remember? When you tried to suffocate her with Jake!
Flame Princess: Oooohhh yeaaah! EVIL!
Jake: Trying to kill Finn's girlfriend! Plus, you're always messing with his heart guts.
PB: Can we just get on with it?
Marceline: Fine Bonibel.
Fionna's POV
"Sigh." Nothing.
"SIGH." Not even a glance.
"SIGHIGHIGHIGHIGH!" Finally.
Finally Cake pulls away from Lord Monochromicorn . "Yes baby?"
We were all chillin in the tree house talking about where we were going to go adventuring me, Cake, Lord M, and Gumball. Okay, maybe Gumball wasn't going to come, but he was going to give us an adventure! Well not anymore! Now, Cake is bathing Lord M with her tongue and Gumball is baking!
"Cake, are you done yet?"
"Almost baby. What's the rush?"
"I thought we were gonna go adventuring! Remember, you said it was gonna be our first one with Lord M!" Lord M started tapping something.
"That's right honey you've got a point." Cake turned back to me, "He says that we're waiting for Gumball."
I groan, "He's baking!" I whined, "It'll take forever! Why's he even doing this?"
More tapping, "He says he's hungry."
"We don't even need Gumball! We can just go find an adventure ourselves!" I grab Cake's paw and Lord M's horn and try to lead them out the door, but no dice! Cake stretches her hand back and Lord M shakes himself free.
"Baby, I know you want to go adventuring, but we can't ditch Gumball!" Then Cake went back to licking Lord M.
"Uughh. I'm going to go see if he's done." I drag my feet into the kitchen to see Gumball pulling something out of the oven.
"Oh thank god Gumball, you're done, right?" I ask a little irritated.
He smiles strangely and his eyes get shiny, "Yes, would you like to taste?!"
"No, I just wanna g-" I'm cut off as he shoves the pastry in my mouth, strangely not letting go.
"Bite. Chew. Swallow." I listen.
"It's pretty good, but what would be even better would be adventuring! Seriously Gumball, when are we gonna leave." I whine, "What's the mission?!"
"Huh? Oh, right. There isn't one." He continues putting the danishes on a plate as if nothing happened.
"B-b-but…" I stutter, "You said you had a quest!"
"What's the problem? Can't one friend visit another?" He said as he calmly walked into the living room.
"Not when you get me all amped up for an adventure!"
"I don't see what the big deal is."
"YOU LIED." He really isn't getting this, is he?
"Calm down and have another pastry." He puts the plate down in front of Cake and Lord M.
"Cake! Gumball lied. There is no adventure."
"Oh baby, that sucks. Maybe we'll just hang around here, today."
"But I'm all pumped up for an adventure…" My bunny ears droop in sadness.
They keep eating! Gumball looks at me and pats the spot next to him.
"I'm going to go get something from my room." I say as I head towards the latter. I can hear Gumball yelling that he'll await my return.
Like heck I'm going to 'just hang around here today'. I sharpened all my weapons and even made a map of shortcuts! It's been weeks since I've gone on an adventure! I think Cake's starting to get lazy, because of her relationship with Lord M. That's it. I'm never going into a relationship! I'd rather be battling pixies and unicorns (AN: Fake Fact: Unicorns are the natural enemies of Monochromicorn). I grab my Snake sword (I got rid of the crystal one when I figured out Ice Queen gave it to me. Turns out there was itching powder embedded into the handle), my pack and jump out the window.
THUD!
Should've thought that one thru. I live in a 4 story tree and my room's on the top floor. Ow.
I quickly run off into the woods so Cake and the rest can't see me if they decide to look out a window. I've passed the Candy Kingdom when I realize how mad Cake's going to be when she finds out I left.
I'm battling between going back to boredom but making Cake happy OR having fun and getting in trouble later.
All of a sudden I run into something that makes my decision for me. The ugliest, vilest, most cruel thing ever happens to fly by and tackle me.
Marshal Lee.
AN: TaDAAA! Hope you guys liked it! If not I'm very open to criticism. BTW criticism is NOT you yelling mean things at me! I already have low self esteem! If I go any lower I'll just have…esteem.
Finn: What?
Skullenko: Shhhh shhh… Just go with it Finn
Marshal Lee: Why am I ugly?
Princess Bubblegum: Why don't you tell me?
Fionna: Aren't you supposed to be the smart one?
Skullenko: Is it weird that I like Prince Gumball, but not Princess Bubblegum?
Everyone: Yes.
Flame Princess: Review
Marceline: Favorite
Cake: And come back tomorrow for the next chapter!
