Before you say anything, know that Melissa and Miranda are fighting over Daniel, though everything else WILL be explained. This isn't completely based on anything, and has no movie, book, cartoon, ect characters in there.
Also, the reason it isn't written is because this is how I want it to be, like a movie sort of. I may edit it later, but for now, this is it.
Melissa: Oh my god! Look over there at Daniel
Miranda sits down on the grass, with her best friend, Melissa. All she could think about is the cutest boy of all, Daniel who is sitting down with...
Miranda: Isn't he just… just so…
Melissa: Dreamy?
Miranda: Yes, yes, dreamy.
Melissa: Well, not really. If you look over to the left, stupid blonde Jasmine is staring into his eyes!
Miranda: Eew! Well, at least that's not as bad as Daniel kissing rotten cheese like last year.
Melissa: Or him going on a romantic holiday in Hawaii with me…
Melissa's fantasy world
Melissa: We would stroll on the beach… sipping each other's martinis in bikinis. Wait… no. He wouldn't be in a bikini. But no, that would be cute. We'd swim with the unicorns, which he made by burping… oh… so dreamy…
Miranda shakes Melissa's shoulders
Miranda: Hey! Melissa! You're not meant to be dreaming! Its s-c-h-o-o-l! I don't think it's the school for dreaming-about-boys-in-bikinis school.
Melissa: Oh… I said it out loud?
Miranda: Yes, and just saying that was absolutely disgusting. His belly would dribble out stomach hole thing
Melissa: You mean the skin part in the middle, top and bottom?
Miranda: Not exactly what I pictured it… but OK…
Melissa: What?! That's just a normal bikini description….
Miranda: Whatever you say… whatever you say…
Melissa rolls her eyes, and continues to gaze at Daniel
Melissa: You know what?
Miranda: What?
Melissa: That we should Photoshop Jasmine. Like, put Donald Trump's head on her body. That would be amazing.
Miranda: And put a nude Nicki Minaj as her body!
Melissa: No, then it's just Donald Trump with Nicki Minaj's body.
Miranda: True…
Melissa: Though… that doesn't sound so bad…
Miranda: True….
Melissa: I was kidding! That wouldn't be so bad, it would be the most amazing thing of all time!
Miranda: True…
Melissa: And some anime eyes on his face would be amazing…
Miranda: True…
Melissa: FOR GODS SAKES JUST STOP SAYING TRUE!
Miranda: True…
Melissa: What would I ever do without you?
Miranda: True…
Hours pass. Melissa and Miranda talk some nonsense, talk about their dads in bikinis, and totally forget around the school around them. Daniel walks towards them with Jasmine in his hand.
Daniel: 'Ello ladies
Jasmine: Hee hee hee! Your SOOO funny!
Miranda: Hey Daniel
Melissa: Ditto
Jasmine: OMG! Who are you! You guys are just so funny! Stop it!
Jasmine smiles with her big smile, gigantic teeth and tiny, tiny lips
Daniel: Swing by the nightclub tonight. Me having a rocking party tonight!
Melissa: I sure will!
Miranda: No, we can't. We have a homework group after school. Remember?
Melissa: Oh yeah... sorry we can't come.
Miranda winks at Daniel. Daniel launches his face back, startled
Daniel: Alright then…
Jasmine: Hahaha! You guys are SO funny!
Miranda: SHUT THE FU-
Melissa puts her hand over Miranda's mouth and smiles at Daniel. Miranda licks Melissa's hand, making her hand all slobbery and wiping it all over Jasmine's legs.
Jasmine: Why did you do that?
Melissa: She did it because she is a moron
Miranda: A cute, smart and amazing moron
Daniel: I'll be going, let's go Jasmine
Jasmine: Hee! Have fun guys! I know you will find your happy place sometime!
Daniel and Jasmine leave the grass, holding each other's hands as they walk off into the lake area, where all the couples walk, dance and have picnics.
Miranda: Well, that was a disaster
Melissa: Definitely, but why wipe your spit hand over Jasmine?
Miranda: Because you wanted Daniel to be in a bikini
Melissa: Fine…
