Since Make Yu-Gi-Oh! Mad is my most popular so far, I thought I'd do a Harry Potter version of it.

WARNING: CONTAINS DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS.

Disclaimer: I do not own.


Harry

1. Tell him Ron died.

2. Give him a fake invitation to Ginny & Draco's wedding.

3. Show him the Harry/Snape fanfics he's involved in.

4. Keep calling him The Boy Who Lived.

5. Tell him Cho was using him to make herself feel better.

6. Tell him we like him more with Luna.

7. Tell him Lily Luna isn't his, she is Goyle's.

8. Keep reminding him that Sirius died because of him.

9. And also keep reminding him that it was his fault half the students at Hogwarts died.

10. Tell him anyone could have defeated Voldemort using Malfoy's wand.

Ron

1. Go tell Lavender that he still loves her.

2. Give him all details about how Harry & Ginny conceived James, Albus & Lily.

3. Whenever he gets a new wand, break it.

4. Send him pictures of Voldemort.

5. Keep saying the word "Voldemort" whenever you could.

6. Leave him a note saying you know about his secret affair with Padma Patil.

7. Tell Hermione about that secret affair.

8. Each time Ron & Hermione start snogging somewhere, walk into them & yell: "MY EYES!"

9. He has to know that's his daughter is attracted to a Malfoy. (And that's the truth)

10. Tell him Dumbledore gave him that thing that emits this light ball because he knew what a jealous baby he was.


Please, I do not intend to bash or make fun of any Harry Potter Character, whoever who they are, or how much I hate them. This was made only for fun.