Now then, instructions first. Simply review with your question, and I'll write it up. I'll try to update 1-3 times a week, but might not if on holiday. No more than 3 questions to a chapter, unless they are linked, please. I may split them up. Now for the sample chapter:
Commentator: Hello and welcome to the fist ever showing of 'Pokemon can talk?!'. Today, here in the studio, we have Misty's payduck, psyduck. Psyduck.
Psyduck: Yes. I'm here. Hello. Got any asprin for my headache?
Commentator: Sorry I don't. Here is your question! Why don't you like water?
Psyduck: It scares me.
Commentator: That much is obvious. Please expand.
Psyduck: I won't.
Commentator: You will or I'll send Arceus after you.
Psyduck: Okay, okay! It's because I never learnt how to swim, and I went underwater! I thought I'd drown!
(He starts crying).
Commentator: There, there, psyduck. You're only on live TV.
Psyduck: Oh help me!
Commentator: Misty!
(Misty comes in)
Misty: Yeah?
Commentator: Take psyduck home please. And give him head-ache tablets.
Misty: Fine.
(Psyduck returns to his pokeball, and Misty turns to leave)
Commentator: Oh, and Misty
Misty: Yeah?
Commentator: Do you love Ash?
(Misty blushes, and runs for it)
Commentator: Arceus.
Arceus: Yes.
Commentator: Do you think you could bring Misty back here?
Arceus: For a price.
Commentator: 3 bags of Brock-cooked kidney beans?
Arceus: Deal.
(Arceus turns to leave to get Misty for a later episode)
Well, I hope you liked it! Hopefully, you'll come up with better questions, although I may slip I ones of my own, in short chapters. If you only want to talk to legendaries, I'm happy to do them, but there's another thing like this that deals with them. It may get processed quicker. It's called 'The Legrendry Talk Show', if you want to know.
