"Come on! Please?!" America yelled at China.

"Aiyaa, grow up America, I don't want to sing that song..." China exclaimed.

"Please, for my birthday?" America begged, on knees with puppy eyes.

"... Fine, just don't cut me off at every word..." China gave in.

"Okay! Japan! Hit the music!"

"Aiyaa, why are we wearing such ridiculous outfits?" China said, wearing a sleeveless cameo shirt, baggy jeans, a panda hat, and make up under the eyes which made him look more like an actual panda.

"To get in the spirit dude! Oh quickly, your part's coming up!"

"Aiyaa, There's a certain place on the outskirts of the town."

"Hamburgers and cooking woks and junk all around!"

" Injection needles stuck in a dartboard aru."

"A hand-sewn glove on an American home base, yahoo!"

"If you're in a jam, you can call him any time."

"Out there in a field, circled by power lines!"

"Chaotic... aiyaa who came up with these lyrics any ways?"

"Come one, Just sing along dude, for me?"

Japan smiled as he saw other nations showing interests in his songs.

"Aiyaa America. Seriously, do I have to do this?"

"Yes you should!"

"Fine, one song should hurt. It's your turn."

"Boom boxes that play static and white noise!"

"Flickering neon bunny girls from... aiyaa!"

"If you want his help, he asks for collateral!"

"Certian fruit from a ... are you serious?"

"Step up and say " I ask of you, pleassse!"

"Step back and present the... my 2p should be singing this!"

"There's her voice in an indifferent grumble!"

"...There's nowhere for you to run now, aru."

"A-A-A-A A-MER-I-CAN!, A smoky haze and bags under his eyes."

" Pa-pa-pa-la pa-pa-panda!, Let all make way for our pinch hitter!"

"Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha Ha-Hamburger!, It's really me, the Panda HERO!"

"A-A-A-A A-A-Ai-yaa, So long to our opponent's killer liner!"

"So, you liking the song yet?"

"This song is tiring, aru! And the lyrics come and go too fast!"

"Hahahaha! Thats why i love this song!"

"Cannibal...Aiyaa, what the hell?"

"Playing with our singing androids, as if we were big kids!"

"Of course I don't like him though he calls himself a "Hero""

"Huh what was that Chinese dude, you say something?"

"Aiyaa i refuse to sing this line!"

"Playing with our singing androids, as if we were big kids!"

"Of course we don't like him though he's called a "hero""

"But you guys keep on coming back to this dear ol' hero!"

"Pa-Pa-Pa-La Pa-Pa-Pa-La-Pa! And now the opposite team is up at bat, aru."

"He-He-He-He He-He-He-Hero! Let all make way for our pinch runner!"

"A-A-A-A A-A-A-Aru! He's in the game to take it from behind!"

"Fre-Fre-Fre-Fre Fre-Fre-Freedom! I have a feeling this won't end well."

"Nope, doesn't look like it."

"The runner will be caught!"

"The ball hit him in the face too, aru."

"Both sides are caught up in stifling suspense!"

"Why is this song everywhere to opium, pandas and baseball?"

"And by now they've realized this game is in our favor!"

"There's nowhere for them to run, aru."

"A-A-A-A A-MER-I-CAN!, A smoky haze and bags under his eyes."

" Pa-pa-pa-la pa-pa-panda!, Let all make way for our pinch hitter!"

"Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha Ha-Hamburger!, It's really me, the Panda HERO!"

"A-A-A-A A-A-Ai-yaa, So long to our opponent's killer liner!"

"Got'em Throttled, run the bases, scoreboard doesn't lie!"

"What is up with this entire song aru?!"

"Don't ask me, ask Japan dude."

"Oh, here's our part!"

"So long to our opponent's killer liner!"

"Finally this crazy maniacal song is done, aru!"

"And you said you would never do Karaoke with me..."

"Aiyaa... don't rub it in."

"Hay, China, want to help me with something else?"

"Never, again, aru."