It was the year 1918 and I was in the hospital dying of Spanish influenza when Carlisle changed me into the monster that I am today. It has been 50 years now since he changed me and it is going to be my birthday. Damn! That means Alice (my annoying sister) is going to try and set me up with yet another girl. God she is so annoying just because I'm single she thinks that I am a loner. Anyway I am now off to hunt in the forest behind the house. So I leapt out of my bedroom window and started to run. I was running as fast as I could when I heard a noise. "Bang" I quickly turned my head around to find a tall figure with wild black hair and golden eyes staring straight at me. "WTH!" I said unfortunately in a high pitch voice. The women stood still then opened her mouth and spoke. "Hello there sorry didn't mean to scary you. I m looking for some people a coven to specific the Cullen's." Her voice was beautiful it was smooth and mellow. I stood there like an idiot with my head tilted to the left fascinated by her eyes. Then she laughed "What you laughing at?" I asked. "O you" she said all happy and perky like Alice would. O no then I realised that I was dribbling a little. God I'm an idiot I thought to myself she must think I'm retarded. Then I realised I hadn't answer the question and quickly answered. " Yes I know them, they are my family. Hi I am Edward Cullen and you are??? " "O sorry where are my manners. I am Zoey. Zoey Cutcher." She exclaimed. "Ok then let me take you to my parents then Zoey." and I pointed north of the forest. Then we both took off at the speed of light dashing towards the house.
We entered the house and to my surprise Zoey ran into the kitchen and hugged Alice. (I knew Alice would know her), anyway they both started talk and after 10 minutes walked off upstairs. Charming no "thanks for bring me" off Zoey and no "O Edward this is...................." great I am now a loner stood at the door like a moron talking to myself in my head. God could life get better? Then to top it off I went up into my room to find that it was redecorated! "ALICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled. She ran in with her little friend. "Where the hell is all my stuff?" I asked calmly. (In my own special way.) "In the garage" she said simply and walked off with ! I'm so annoyed she has no right to do this! So I ran down the stairs, through the door and into the garage were Carlisle and Esme stood arms folded. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, what had Alice done. I walked in slowly looking at all my things.
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