i suck at summeries so plz read this hey ya'll i

was really board when i wrote this so enjoy!!!

PS: sry i use my nickname, Colleen, in my stories sometimes, well, my name is Alice and it would be very confusing with two hyper chicks running around! and i know this is a shourt chapter but stick with me.

my aunt is in the hospital with breast cancer so keep her in your thoughts plz :(

Disclaimer: saddly i own nadda


Emmett's pov

"Get up" I whispered loudly in my sisters ear.

"mmmm" she would budge. I picked colleen up and took her down to my truck and shook her awake.

"Buckle up we need to meet them soon," Jake, Colleen, Embry, Seth, Quil, and I were going to egg/mummify the school.

I drove there in record time, with 6 cartons of eggs, to find everyone there with the toilet paper.

"You ready?" Quil asked. Apparently Colleen was wide awake now.

"Dibs on first throw," Colleen called and picked a carton and chucked an egg at the school. After a while we teepeed it. After an hour we were done.

"Perfect," Jake and Seth said in unison.
"Finishing touch and Embry sprayed a blue F6 on the wall. F6 stood for fucken 6. The new heard sirens.

"Oh shit. RUN!!!" Seth yelled and the boys ran ahead since the lived nearby. Colleen and I ran to my car.

"HURRYHURRYHURRY!!!!" she was at the car since she was faster. That's when I saw the flashing lights.

"We are the Cincinnati police, come here with your hands up!"I slammed the door closed and colleen and I walked over with our hands up.

Colleen's pov

Shit why didn't we run? Oh right that's what Paul and Jared did, now they in the slammer. We walked over hands high.

"Yes officer?" how could Emmett think he's getting us out of this one.

"You two are in serious trouble," we headed down to the station.

20 min. later

"Colleen and Emmett McCarty, tsk tsk, clean records for the both of you. Unless you have never been caught. Now here's the deal you can go to jail for 5 years or go to boot camp?" the chief asked.

"Boot camp," I heard a voice say very fast little did I know that was me.

"You're calling," em leaned over and said.

"He's a phone call your guardian."

I dialed the number thinking who would answer at 1:30 in the morning?

(A/N bold Colleen non bold Bess)

Hello?

Bess?

Colleen where are you?

Um … at the station…

What did you do?

Emmett and I got busted.

WHAT YOU SHOULD KNOW MUCH BETTER!!! YOUR PARENTS ARE LOOKING DOWN AT YOU WITH SHAME!!! YOU ARE SO. SO…

Bess! Bess! We aren't going to jail!

Oh.

We're going to boot camp.

I'M DRIVING THERE RIGHT NOW!!!

End call

The line went dead and I knew she hung up. No more than 2 min. later Bess was at the door.

"I'm their guardian." Bess said smoothly.

"Yes ma'am we'd like you to have them packed and ready by tomorrow morning to leave."

We went home and had to pack at 2:30 in the morning! Then we headed out the door, into the curser and off to the airport. We got on the plane and arrived at the Tennessee boot camp for boys. Yes only boys and I was the only girl and could probably kick their asses.

"Welcome to hell Miss and Mr. McCarty." The consoler greeted.


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