IM names:
Renesmee: his_unique_bby*
Jacob: her-dog-4evr!
Jasper: Badass_Confederate
Alice: *Gothic-Tinkerbell*
Rosalie: Not*this*life
Emmett: BARNEY'S_BUDDY!
Esme: His_Kitty(:
Carlisle: How-2-Save-A-Life
Edward: *Biting pillows*
Bella: *Bruises~n~broken headboards*
Sam: Big_Dog
Paul: HOT_tempered_Canine
Seth: Neutral_Pup
Leah: That_Bitch_on_ur_Block
Jared: Hot_Dog
BARNEY'S_BUDDY! Has logged on.
His_unique_bby* has logged on.
Badass_Confederate has logged on.
BARNEY'S_BUDDY!: hey..whats up my pplz?
Badass_Confederate:ummmm…wtf!?
His_unique_bby*:uncle Emmett,why is ur u/n "barney's buddy?"!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
BARNEY'S_BUDDY!:Barney is my hero!!!!
His_unique_bby*: why?!?
BARNEY'S_BUDDY!: He is a dino!...i like dinos…do the math!!!!
Not*This*LIFE has logged on.
Not*This*Life: Emmett u can't even do the math!!!?
BARNEY'S_BUDDY!: YES I CAN DAMN IT!
Not*This*Life:then whats 2+2=?
BARNEY'S_BUDDY!:Easy……carrot! Ha told u
*Gothic-Tinkerbell* has logged on.
*Gothic-Tinkerbell*:hey every1!
BARNEY'S_BUDDY!:HOLY SHIT…umm…I g2g!!!!!
BARNEY'S_BUDDY has logged out.
Badass_Confederate:WTH was tht about?!
*Gothic-Tinkerbell*:he sprayed painted my Porsche PURPLE!! And I fixen 2 kik his ass!!!
Badass_Confederate:*sighs* ill go get the heels!
*Gothic-Tinkerbell*:tht & the fuckin' paint remover!
Badass_Confederate:yes darlin' *looks frightened*
Badass_Confederate has logged out to get the heels and paint remover so he can get some 2nite.
*Gothic-Tinkerbell* has logged out to kill her brother!
BARNEY'S_BUDDY! has logged on.
BARNEY'S_BUDDY!:HELP MEE!!!!!!!!!!
His_unique_bby*:hav fun uncle Emmett!
BARNEY'S_BUDDY! Has been disconnected.
His_unique_bby*:well..he's screwed…hey auntie rosie(:!
Not*This*Life has logged off.
His_unique_bby*: aw...well...damn!
