IM names:

Renesmee: his_unique_bby*

Jacob: her-dog-4evr!

Jasper: Badass_Confederate

Alice: *Gothic-Tinkerbell*

Rosalie: Not*this*life

Emmett: BARNEY'S_BUDDY!

Esme: His_Kitty(:

Carlisle: How-2-Save-A-Life

Edward: *Biting pillows*

Bella: *Bruises~n~broken headboards*

Sam: Big_Dog

Paul: HOT_tempered_Canine

Seth: Neutral_Pup

Leah: That_Bitch_on_ur_Block

Jared: Hot_Dog

BARNEY'S_BUDDY! Has logged on.

His_unique_bby* has logged on.

Badass_Confederate has logged on.

BARNEY'S_BUDDY!: hey..whats up my pplz?

Badass_Confederate:ummmm…wtf!?

His_unique_bby*:uncle Emmett,why is ur u/n "barney's buddy?"!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

BARNEY'S_BUDDY!:Barney is my hero!!!!

His_unique_bby*: why?!?

BARNEY'S_BUDDY!: He is a dino!...i like dinos…do the math!!!!

Not*This*LIFE has logged on.

Not*This*Life: Emmett u can't even do the math!!!?

BARNEY'S_BUDDY!: YES I CAN DAMN IT!

Not*This*Life:then whats 2+2=?

BARNEY'S_BUDDY!:Easy……carrot! Ha told u

*Gothic-Tinkerbell* has logged on.

*Gothic-Tinkerbell*:hey every1!

BARNEY'S_BUDDY!:HOLY SHIT…umm…I g2g!!!!!

BARNEY'S_BUDDY has logged out.

Badass_Confederate:WTH was tht about?!

*Gothic-Tinkerbell*:he sprayed painted my Porsche PURPLE!! And I fixen 2 kik his ass!!!

Badass_Confederate:*sighs* ill go get the heels!

*Gothic-Tinkerbell*:tht & the fuckin' paint remover!

Badass_Confederate:yes darlin' *looks frightened*

Badass_Confederate has logged out to get the heels and paint remover so he can get some 2nite.

*Gothic-Tinkerbell* has logged out to kill her brother!

BARNEY'S_BUDDY! has logged on.

BARNEY'S_BUDDY!:HELP MEE!!!!!!!!!!

His_unique_bby*:hav fun uncle Emmett!

BARNEY'S_BUDDY! Has been disconnected.

His_unique_bby*:well..he's screwed…hey auntie rosie(:!

Not*This*Life has logged off.

His_unique_bby*: aw...well...damn!