1. Sing Bella Got Blood around Edward (If you don't know what this is, type it in on Youtube and find out :-)

2. Wear pink skinny jeans. Not even on a dare. DON'T DO IT!!!

3. Attempt to seduce Alice

3. Go to a retirement home and skip singing "I'm 95 and I still look better than you"

4. Kill Mike Newton and blame it on Edward when Charlie found out saying Edward killed him because of his dirty thoughts of Bella.

5. Go to a densely populated zoo and wrestle one of the bears there.

6. On Halloween go trick-or-treating without a costume and when someone asked what you are dressed up as scream " I'm a Vampire You IDIOT!"

7. Attempt to seduce Jessica or anyone else for that matter

8. Fly to Florida, steal a human, sparkle for that lucky human, then take the human to the Volturri claiming that she was stalking you

9. Change a human that saw you sparkle

10. Bite Edward's hand a blame it on Nessie

11. Buy Jacob a shock collar. Never again!!!!

12. Attempt to apply to Hogwarts. It doesn't work