I completely blame Kevin and his ukulele and plans to go cosplay and sing Christmas songs in otaku fashion... He got me started on this.
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer...redone Ouran style by the twins...well, more specifically, Hikaru
Tamaki got ran over by the fangirls
Walking home from Haru's house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as killing heels,
But as for me and Karou, we believe.
He'd been drinkin' too much sake,
And we'd kicked him out the door.
But he'd left his mistletoe,
So he stumbled down the stairs into the snow.
When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
There were heel holes on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Renge marks on his back.
Tamaki got ran over by the fangirls
Walking home from Haru's house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as killing heels,
But as for me and Karou, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Kyouya,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' baseball,
Eatin' oranges and decoratin' with Papa Ranka.
It's a Merry Christmas without Tono.
All the hosts teasing Haruhi.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we grab the mistletoe and have some fun?
Tamaki got ran over by the fangirls
Walking home from Haru's house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as killing heels,
But as for me and Karou, we believe.
Now the food is on the table
Mori giving strawberries to Haruhi.
And a carrot cake for Usa-chan
That would have been wasted by us in Tamaki's face.
We've threatened all our friends and family.
"Better not fall for her yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To the girls who drive a heel and protects our toy."
Tamaki got ran over by the fangirls
Walking home from Haru's house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as killing heels,
But as for me and Karou, we believe.
