By Ashley (Ashleyheartstwilight) and Cassie (.net/u/1843024/Team_Switzerland_Team_Seth)

Here's the game, we open a dictionary and select 2 very random words. Then must create a fanfic chapter based on those two words. Sounds easy right? Sure, sure.

In-got - noun

A mass of metal cast in a convenient form for shaping, remelting, or refining

Can-tan-ker-ous – adjective

Disagreeable to deal with; contentious; peevish: A cantankerous, argumentative man.

Nessie is Bored!

JacobPOV

"Jakeeeeey!" Nessie cried. "I'm bored." She complained as she tried to wriggle free of my grasp.

"What do you want to do honey?"I asked. Anything she wanted was hers. And, yes I do mean anything. Edward appeared out of nowhere.

"Not everything" He growled. Sorry dude, my bad. I thought to him. I used my full mental capabilities- what would keep Nessie entertained...maybe write off the Volvo...

"Why is daddy growling?" Nessie asked. Dang it. Foiled again.

"Let's go ask your mom what we should do Ness." Bella appeared with a whoosh.

"You should play with some little girls your own age" Bella offered. Nessie stuck out her tiny tongue and said

"Nessie play with jakey-jake all day!"

"Mommy, Daddy is growling again."

"Some one better put the dog out soon, I don't want to get fleas" Blondie sneered as she walking through the door.

"Come play with me Nessie, you like me better than a dog, right?" she cooed. That was a stupid question to ask. Nessie pulled herself closer to my head.

"No, no, no!" She wailed.

"But I'll be sad if you don't come and uncle Emmy has got some new toys for you." She offered desperately. Nessie looked at me, and then back at blondie, then to me, then to blondie.

"What kind of toys?" Nessie asked

"Ingot" Blondie squealed. Damn, she pulled out the "ingot card" that was Nessie's favourite.

Shorty pranced through the door. "The future of Emmett and Rosalie just disappeared and I know that they have wanted to use that ingot, so have fun with your mass of metal cast in a convenient form for shaping, remelting, or refining!" Okaaaaay then.

"I guess I'll see ya later Nessie," I said, not wanting to give her away to the bloodsuckers. I quickly kissed her on her forehead lightly.

Yet again, Edward growled in the distance.

"Daddy is being very cantankerous," Nessie giggled.

Shorty piped up "Edward isn't that disagreeable to deal with; contentious or peevish. He's not really a cantankerous, argumentative man."

I took that as my cue to leave.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Notes:

Shorty refers to Alice, as in height, Blondie equals Rosalie.

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