Big Girl on Campus.

A short story (sort of.)

Yokai Momori was a normal badass for ya; she was also stinkin' rich. Well being a badass and being rich really is not that normal but I do not care what you think. Yokai is always seen as this beautiful girl with long blue hair and purple eyes, her luscious lips always got the boys attention and her perfectly tanned skin matched with all her features no matter what she wore that day. "Yokai was not a spoiled brat believe me I know her too well." Said Neko as he loaded Yokai's bags into the stretch limo. "When she was a baby, she was so sweet, I don't know what in the hell happened to her!" the chauffeur closed the trunk and waited for Yokai. Unfortunately, she was being escorted out by security. "Get your fucking hands off of me!" she screamed. Yokai was trying her best to slip out the guards strong arms as she was dragged out of the campus. "My daddy is gonna sue your asses so hard, your grandchildren will have to use food stamps to pay their taxes!" The guards dropped her in front of Neko and then she looked up at him. "Oh hi buddy, you ready?" Yokai starred hard her laptop screen pondering on what her dad was going to say to her when she got back to Tokyo; she was horrified just by thinking about it. She let down the window separating her and Neko.

"Wakarimasen!," she screamed "My dad will fucking kill me Neko-san!" Neko looked in the rearview mirror, raising an eyebrow. "Calm down Yokai-chan, you'll be alright! I know your dad since you was born, he will understand what happened!" Neko smiled and continued driving. Yokai was worried about her dad…and his horrible rage. I mean if he fussed at his little girl, he will not do anything but drank his fat ass to death and prayed not to get alcohol poisoning. Yokai pinned her blue hair in a bun and smacked some lip-gloss on her perfect puffed lips. Then she had a shock go through her spine, "AHHH!" Neko slammed on the brakes and looked back at Yokai, "What's wrong?" Yokai had a devilish grin on her face. "I've been kicked out of every public and private school in Japan, plus on top off that any all girls' school won't take me in because of my unladylike behavior!" Neko sighed and sweat dropped and continued driving. The blond haired man looked back at her through the rearview mirror, "Oi and you're proud of that?" the girl chuckled and crossed her long tanned legs. "Damn Skippy I am!" Yokai was happy but now she had to face her father, a paranoid billionaire porn tycoon with a real drinking problem. In addition, he was fat…and I mean really fat, whenever he sat down California would have an earthquake! Yeah he was like that fat but Yokai loved him, even if he was drunk. The limo finally reached the Momori residence and waiting outside was her fat ass father with a beer in his hands and his beautiful wife by his side with a clothespin stick on her nose. Yokai feared for he worst as she walked out of the car. "Konnichiwa mother and fatherOgenki desu ka?" She said nervously. "Ashhhhh! You knowshh how wesss doinsss?!" slurred her father. Her mother looked at her with the most degrading look on her face. "Why my daughter, why must you be this way?" Yokai could not stand to look at her, whenever her mom cried, she did and she could not deal with that. "I'm sorry ok, this is who I am." Yokai heard her mother huff then walk back into the house. "Daddy? You alright?" her father looked at her with bloodshot eyes. "Yesss, I am." Yokai patted his shoulder and walked into the house, "Fat ass drunk."

Later that night the family gathered around the table and talked about Yokai's behavior, yes her mother was disappointed at her, dad didn't know what in the hell was happening and Neko felt a bit proud of her to be kicked out of that school; the school wasn't fit for her. "Sir, phone call from Ugasakui Academy." Yokai's dad got the phone from the house cleaners hand and started to talk to the person at the other end. "Moshi moshi… Yes…uh huh….no…maybe….yes she's a female…but…how about this…ok…sure…she'll start next week…ok..bless you too." He hung up the phone and smiled at his oblivious looking daughter. "What did they say?" asked Yokai's mother. He stood up and looked at her daughter, "Congratulations my girl, you will be the first female at Ugasakui Academy!!" Yokai was stunned, "An all GUYS school?!" She thought. "Hot guys everywhere I turn, I heard about this school. Aww shit!! I'm going to UGA!!"