Title: Never mind
Summary: Ten reasons are more than enough to get your point across, especially in their case.
Pairing: Scam/Sam


Curious, she opened the envelope she had received today, (by questionable means), wondering what the envelope contained.

She raised an eyebrow when seeing the title at the letter.

10 Reasons Why You Should Quit WOOHP

10. You're too independent to be working in a team. You're much better off being on my side and helping yourself.

9. Jerry. That old geezer barely knows what he does anymore. He'll just be replaced with some idiot who wouldn't be able to respect you or respect the fact that girls can be spies.

8. You're limited when working for WOOHP and a girl with your intelligence should not be subjected to that kind of torture. (I would know)

7. Clover. Darling, you and I both know you can do much better than her.

6. I'm on the other side. That's a good enough reason than any.

5. It's not helping the greater good. WOOHP tortures villains. You'd really be on the side that goes against natural rights?

4. You could die any day, any minute, any second, any moment.

3. You have no privacy. WOOHP has been spying on you since you were children.

2. You'll receive much more help and learn more from me than you ever will at WOOHP.

1. What's the point of working so hard if you never get credit for any of it? When you're a WOOHP Agent, everything is a secret. No one will ever know what hard work you do; no one will ever know how much praise you deserve.

I know you know that I have a point.

She scowled and grabbed a pen.

10 Reasons Why You're An Idiot

10. How sweet of you, but wouldn't me being on your side be helping you?

9. I love Jerry as a father—okay wait I just proved that he's old. BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT. NONE of Jerry's successors would be anti-feminists nor would they be idiots… I can name off three of them who wouldn't be…

Never mind.

8. I AM NOT LIMITED! I'm allowed to do what I want, except committing crimes, or working with intelligence since it's not my department, and using weapons…

Never mind.

7. Clover is one of my best friends! I'll admit she can be nosy and annoying and rude and selfish and—

Nevermind.

6. No really. I never noticed.

5. … WHAT?

I mean. Never mind.

4. I'd be at greater risk if I were a villain, … but I see your point. There are more people out to get me—

Wait. What am I saying? Shut up.

3. I'm ignoring the fact that you are right. I never said anything.

2. Any information I learned from you would only be useful for evil, not for good… Not that I would take you seriously or anything… Yea, I wouldn't. Right.

1.

(Insert sigh here). Fine you idiot. You win.


Sam sighed as she received another letter.

Reasons 9, 8, 7, 5, 4, 3, & 1

I always win.

Reasons 10 & 6

Smartass comments mean nothing when you have no idea what you're up against.

Reason 2

You would jump at the chance to learn from me. Admit it.

Should she reply? She bit her lip in hesitation, as she fiddled with a pen between her fingers.

… Well… why not?

She scribbled a couple of words on the paper and folded the paper in thirds.

Shut up.


She had grown quite fond of letters, which is why Jerry found an envelope on his desk the next morning, with its contents being Sam's resignation.

And with it, another note.

I'm not as much to blame as Scam is.


Dedication/Credit: I got the idea when I was talking to Cresenta's Lark. Go her! (I believe that is where most of my ideas come from…)

Review please!

Love,

Ivy