Author's Note: You know the drill, Read, and hopefully, Review afterwards.

Disclamer: Wonder why it's called '-lamer'? It is lame to have to write this every single time.. Oh, all right, here goes: 'I. Own. Nothing.' Happy now?


"What is that bloody awful sound!"

"Stop that racket, will you, Rose!"

"Hey there! Can someone please get that damn phone! It's driving me completely nuts!"

"Sorry to disappoint you, Jack, but we don't have a phone, damned or otherwise."

"Yes, we do! I can hear it! The ringing, the constant, torturous ringing!"

"Jack, I'm telling you, we don't have.."

"See, it's right.. Right there!"

"I'm telling you, we don't have.. Oh. I guess we do now."

"..Well, are you gonna answer it, Doc? Could be a matter of Life and Death!"

"Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you.

..Hello?"