::Quistis is sitting at the desk right before the show goes on the air, rereading Strip Triple Triad for like, the ten millionth time, to put her in a good mood. Raijin is practicing to become the first male Christina Aguleira, singing 'when you put your hands on me' Fujin, who's taken the director's place, is running around in a rage trying to find Rinoa because's she's disappeared.::
Fujin: God dammit, where is Rinoa?!
Raijin: When you put your hands on me.......
Fujin: Ewwwwww, nasty, get away from me!
Flirty3000: You perverted cow!
Raijin: When you put your hands on me........::starts feeling himself::
Fujin: LOST. MENTAL.
Quistis: Heeeeey, you were talking normal.
Fujin: I was?
Quistis: D'oh!
Fujin: THAT'S. NEW.
Raijin: When you put your hands on me.....::keeps feeling himself to get into the 'mood' for his song::
Fujin: RAGE. ::kicks him::
Raijin: When you put......Aiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee!!!!! Hey, you like it? You want some of it?
Fujin: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! I'm your sister!
Raijin: You are?!
Fujin: No.........not really.
Raijin: Good...because you're hot. When you put your hands on me.....::starts towards Fujin. Angelo runs up and bites his leg::
Raijin: Owwwww! That hurt, ya know! Does everyone here like me or something? I only have so much to give, ya know!
Flirty3000: Perverted cow! Bean Burrito!
Raijin: ::suddenly notices her:: OOOOOOO! When I put my hands on you............
Flirty3000: You get beat into a pulp?
Raijin: Fine. Be that way, if you don't want all I have to give. When you put your hands on me.....::Rinoa crashes into the set on Cerberus's back. Cerberus roars and Quistis shrieks::
Quistis: AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ::Rinoa leaps off of Cerberus and feeds each head a piece of chocolate::
Cerberus: Chocolate! Thank you mistress. ::runs off and eats Stephanie's guts. And Dayton's. And Jeremy's. Don't ask.:::
Rinoa: I'm here, we can start!!!!!!!
Fujin: NEGATIVE.
Rinoa: What do you mean?
Fujin: You trashed the set.
Quistis: For the second time.
Rinoa: It was only the curtains, shut up!
Fujin: NEGATIVE.
Rinoa: ::eyes glow red::
Quistis: You copy fart! That's what I do!
Rinoa: Whoops. ::eyes glow blue and hair floats up.::
Fujin: Dude, calm down or I'll send the he/she Raijin after you.
Rinoa: AHHHHHHH! NOT THAT! ::quickly sits in the chair::
Raijin: When you put your hands on me...Hi...when you put your hands on me........::takes off his shirt::
Rinoa: ::Covers her eyes and shoots a fire ball at him, scorching his chest::
Quistis: Ouch.
Raijin: ::starts crying::
Rinoa: Oh, I didn't mean it......::uses curaga. Raijin's still crying:: What?
Raijin: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done to me! Do you want to come over to my place after this?
Rinoa: NO! ::casts silence and paralyzes him::
Raijin: mmmmph mmmmmph ::Starts humming his song again::
Quistis: Forget him, you know you want me.
Rinoa: ::stares at Quistis::
Quistis: Joking, joking, you know it's me and Seifer.
Rinoa: Oh.............good
Quistis: So, onto the show.
Cameraman: You mean that wasn't the show?
Quistis: you've been tapeing?
Cameraman/Cloud: D'oh. And today's show is live.
Qusitis: @%$!%!$&@#%$%@$%&@$%$@&%#$&%#$&%#$&!@%$@%$#&%$@#&%$!&$
Rinoa: ::giggle::
Fujin: POTTY. MOUTH.
Quistis: Forget it. Now, Rinoa, from these guys, who would you go out with?
a) Zell Dincht
b)Cid Kramer
c) Tonberry King
d) Fake President
Rinoa: Do I have to pick?
Quistis: Yup.
Rinoa: C.
Squall: OH MY GOD YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rinoa: I had to pick!
Quistis: ::giggle::
Julia: ::laughs off stage:: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! My plot to break Squall and Rinoa up is working! Now Squall will be mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rinoa ::casts silence on Matron::
Raijin: When you put your hands on me.........
Rinoa ::casts silence on him again, and an annoying little screen comes up.::
Screen: can't cast magic
Rinoa: WHAT?! You can't do that!
Quistis: I can do anything I want, i *do* run the show.
Rinoa: ::faints.::
Millions of Squall Fans: YES! KILL RINOA! KILL RINOA!
Squall Fan 1: He's mine now!
Squall Fan 4: MMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Julia: Ya'll all know he belongs to me.
Rinoa: ::wakes up and transforms into a blue dragon using sorceress powers. Everyone but Matron, Raijin, Fujin and Quistis run away::
Fujin: CAT. FIGHT. AGAIN.
Rinoa: ::glares evily at Fujin::
Raijin: ::bumps into Matron and puts his hands on her:::::
Julia: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! ::disappears::
Quistis: Hey, just, no big dragons, it might scare little kids. ::changes Rinoa back into herself::
Raijin: Yay! Rinoa! ::runs over to her and grabs her around the middle::
Rinoa: GET OFF!
Raijin: ::sniffs Rinoa:::
Rinoa: ::kicks him between the legs::
Raijin: Nooo! My gonads! You touched me! Weeeeeeeee! :starts sweating:: You know you liked that.
Rinoa: ::kicks him in the face, knocking him unconcious::
Quistis: Okaaaaaaaaaaay..........................ummmmmmm.........
Rinoa: Next question.
Quistis: Raijin or Fujin?
Rinoa: What do you mean by that?
Quistis: Who would you rather to molest you?
Rinoa: Neither one!
Terra: You perverted cow!
Quistis: ::eyes turn red:: Answer before I go make your boyfriend want me! It's a game called flashing Squall. ::heads towards the door::
Rinoa: ::eyes go blue:: You will shut up before I kill you!
Quistis: Not before I flash your totally hot guy! Not at hot as Seifer, but he's still hot. ::runs backstage and flashes Squall::
Squall: YE GADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::starts sweating::
Seifer: QUISTIS!!!!!!
Quistis: Whoops, um, Hi! I think I'll just go put some clothes on..............
Seifer: ::raises his eyebrows:: No, that's fine with me. Hey, there's a closet back here......?
Quistis: ::can't believe her ears:: Okay! Bye peeps! ::The two disappear into the closet::
Cloud/Cameraperson: uhhhhhhhhh, our time slots up! Hello? HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOO? Okay, I guess I'll stop filming and go check out the security cameras................
The End
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