OK this came to me after I read a fic about how to raise cassettes and something else I won't tell you about because I don't want to
step 1: have some human help when dealing with this problem
step 2: make sure there is someone always there should there be a problem (a person who knows medicine is the best)
step 3: make sure they are old enough to understand you when you start talking to them
step 4: introduce both native languages slowly so as not to confuse them
step 5: have LOTS of bandages on hand when growing up
step 6: teach them how to kick before you teach them how to fight
step 7: if they get in a foul mood…leave them alone for a few hours
step 8: if step seven doesn't work refer to step 1
step 9: make sure they are competent in all fields of work…just in case of an emergency
step 10: if they get severely wounded at a certain age don't act like they're still a baby…it's not pretty
step 11: if something happens at school make sure you have a human representative or that they have a secure phone
step 12: if they want to make a system to keep an eye on earth have TWO mechanics in the room just in case
step 13: once they reach adolescence make sure you have a human who understands what they are going through to help them cope with the changes
step 14: if they are trapped at their school with other kids more than likely it's the enemy and they are in charge even if they have older people with them
step 15: if step 14 is applied don't panic if they don't use phone they might have another way of communicating in mind
step 16: if all else fails panic…a very deep panic becuase that could equal some serious trouble
