(A/N) to those returning and following me please do not judge me i have been away for a long time due to school and bad luck this and another doc soon to be published are what i did in what little free time i had to the newbies enjoy. and please not most of the things that ihappen in this story i could do in real life

Hearing the alarm blaring i wake up and try to avoid the box and trashbags impeding my escape downstairs. Walking like a zombie that had a bad morning I go to the cereal boxes and decided I was going to eat cheerios pouring the oat circles into the green bowl.i hear an odd noise and look down to see that there was a black circle with a red button in the bowl. Seeing the random button in a box of cereal that i have been eating the past two days I hold onto it and got to the couch and flop down. Covering myself up with my black cloud blanket and my undone snuggie leisurely eating my breakfast in my daily ritual. Setting my bowl under the couch i look at the button deciding I really want to push it i do just that and to my (not) surprise a portal opened up right in front of me deciding that i really want to go to another world I write a letter to everyone in the house saying that i was in another world and to get to me they need to push the button. I then put the button on the nightstand and walk into the portal… only to walk into a wall of interdimensional energy. Groaning i walk backwards and say "so it's that kind of portal."i then grab the button in my right hand and stick my left through the portal and it passes through. Keeping the button on the ground in my right hand i put the rest of my body through except my right hand to which i put my left hand under touching the button I then quickly pull my left hand from the button surprised to see that the portal closed right after i got my hand through. I notice that there are white slabs in an all black space. I see a man on the pillar closest to me. I instantly knew who he was, he was god. I went up to him and offered my hand while saying"hello "god" i want to be sent to a pokemon world."

Said man smirked and said "i will open a portal jump through it or wait till it closes then i will send you back to your own world."

a portal opens up behind me i step close to it then turn around and say "sir… the least you could do is shake my hand." he then smirked and walked up to me just as he was about to shake it i pull away, clench my fist, and sock him in the jaw. I then jump through the portal backwards while flipping him the bird. I knew he wouldn't be hurt so i cursed when i saw that the portal i jumped through wasn't on the ground. Looking directly below me i see that there was a river getting into position through some aerial acrobatics i splash down with minimal pain. Quickly swimming to the surface I swim to the shore. I see ponyville in the distance and decided that there is as good as any place to be. Walking into the town i see the library and decide to go there. I arrive at the door and knock three times. I hear a yelp and a crash before a violet mare with a pink streak through her purple mane unlocked the door she was talking to a dragon standing next to her. She looked my way before her eyes widened to comical proportions.

Before she could speak i raise my hand and say"before you say anything twilight can you get the other elements her and tomorrow i will ask if the mayor can introduce me to the entire town"

Giving me a look twilight said"okay but first what is your name and how do you know mine?"

"Taylor mast and your questions will be answered when the rest gather in the library."

She went to pick up spike but Taylor quickly said"wait i need spike so he can send a letter for me, would you leave him please" twilight looks at me sighs then glares and walks off.

Spike looks at me as if he is going to ask something so i hold up my hand and say"letter first then i will tell you before i tell the before i tell the rest." nodding he goes inside . following him to the main room where he gets a quill and parchment and looks at me as if he wants me to talk what i want to write. So i start saying"dear princess celestia, i regret to inform you that this letter is not from your faithful student twilight sparkle. I taylor mast a human from another world have fallen from a portal due to the whims of some god with a stick up his a**. " just then another portal opened in front of taylor and before he could react a leg swings upward and nails him in his royal jewels before disappearing. Looking at spike who is on the ground holding his dragonballs with a face that is between a grimace and a laugh.

"What was that"the purple dragon asks.

I answer"that douchey god just nailed me in the royal jewels."

Taking a deep breath i stand up and resume saying"i have come to inform you that i have no want to go back to my world. And i would like to inform you that the god has informed me that i can breed with a female of any species in equestria as long as they are in heat so i would like to formal ask to have multiple wives. I would also like an audience with your sister and you to answer any questions you may have. I know i am asking a lot but this is to ensure i can ensure my survival in a different world. Formally signed taylor mast." spike then sent the letter b magic dragon flame. I then tell spike"okay where i'm from what happens in your life is an entertainment series so i know a lot about you. You are spike a dragon that has a crush on rarity who is the element of generosity i believe your favorite gem is sapphire and your the element of magic twilight sparkles number one assistant and the closest thing she has to a son and will be at least until she becomes an alicorn. Oh also you transform when your greed over take you." spike looked at me in bewilderment till he jumps up as far as his legs can get him. Getting the hint right away i high four him.

"Awesome bro any tips on rarity."spike asks me.

"Gems and dates to her favorite places and tell her you like her because where i come from that didn't happen." nodding he dropped the subject before he burped up a scroll not unlike the one he sent. I looked over it and smiled for it was written. Dear taylor first and foremost i welcome you to our world and i have decided to grant your requests and present this letter to twilight so she may let you stay at the library with regards the the elements walked through the doors.

"Okay we're all here now mister you have some explaining to do."

"Okay twilight who goes first and what do they want to know."

Pinkie pie raised her hand my eyes widened and before she could speak i covered her mouth faster than rainbow dash."yes i like parties and cupcakes by the way say hi to maud and mr and mrs cake for me. " pinkies eyes wear bigger than the balloons she has stored.

"Me next"rainbow said"who are you?"

"Taylor mast you are rainbow dash you can create sonic rainbooms well you created one which resulted in the cutie marks of all the ponies in this room. And you make anything 20% cooler." hearing this rainbow smirked before sitting down.

Next applejack raised her hand"how do you know so much "

"I come from another world where your lives are an entertainment show btw say high to granny applebloom, big mac, and caramel for me."

Next was fluttershy before she could whisper i hold up my hand grab spike and place him earside to her mouth about 4 inches away."sorry continue" she starts speaking and whispering to which spike translates. "Do you have plans to return to your world."

I bend down to fluttershy and say "fluttershy the element of kindness and has the greatest love of animals. No i have no plans to return to my world."

Twilight steps up and i hand her the letter she reads it nods her head and asks"what are you"

"A human and before anyone asks i can breed with any female of this world thanks to the mini dick god." just then the portal kick happened again

"next what happened just now"

"The god just sent me a kick going at the speed of time squared,that squared, then finally that squared"

Twilight looked confused so i said"don't try i barely understand"

"Okay next… actually i got nothing."

Rarity stepped up and was about to say something but i held up my hand and said "i know all black but i like the color and btw do you think you could make me another set i am willing to work off the price." rarity smiled and nodded saying "as early as possible tomorrow."

Twilight then stepped up again and asked"wait you said breed in an earlier sentence"

"Yes i plan to find a nice few females in this world and raise a happy family."

"Wait few you mean you want more than one."

"Yes and i actually have already gotten permission from princess celestia."

Fluttershy came up next and asked "do you have anyone in mind and if so can you tell us what it is you see in them"

"Honestly i do have 6 in mind right now though i think my chances with them might be a bit on the low side."

The mane 6 blushed and apple said "well i don't know about that sugar cube."

"The 6 i want to get with are first of all twilight" i said pointing to the mare who dropped a sleepy spike

"Wow didn't see that one coming" rainbow said earning her a death glare from mare in question

"I always liked a girl with brains and twilight seems like she has a lot, not to mention she's nice motherly and deeply cares for the bonds made with her." by now twilight looked more red than violet.

"Secondly would be fluttershy." to which said mare blushed 10 shades darker than normal.

"Face it she's caring to everything, loves animals, is shy which ups her adorableness by ten times and i like the mane look i think it makes her look foxy." rest of the mane 6 just nodded while said mare fainted

"Thirdly is rainbow dash." which made the rest of them face fault even said mare

"What any stallion that can't see how beautiful she is is just plane blind not to mention her personality. While i admit most of the time i'm not into tomboys her loyalty make it perfect she will never leave the one she gives her heart to which i find extremely attractive."

Rainbow had a blush rarely seen on her face while everyone else was looking sorrowfully her way.

"Next one is vinyl scratch"

"Who?" twilight asks

"You'll meet her later, she's a mute pony who is roomates with octavia melody and i like her because i can appreciate the music she makes and because of how she is mute and her music is i doubt many stallions approach her so i figured why not me she's beautiful loves music and doesn't have a bad personality not to mention her cerise eyes."

"I really don't have a lot of hope for these next two… well three, but i will only say two,so here goes princess celestia." when seeing no reaction taylor continues

"She is perfect in everyway and for that reason i have a hunch that not many males approach her and everypony needs to be loved."no reaction again so he continued

"And finally queen chrysalis"

That got a reaction from the mares "who?"

"The changeling queen who crashes cadence and shining armor's wedding. Twilight do not do anything or they might not get married at all and trust me i pretty sure you want to be an aunt."

"But wait, why a changeling aren't they supposed to be extremely ugly and feed on love." rainbow asked.

"Most are but i see her inner beauty and some outer beauty not mention anything that feeds on love will be infinitely more powerful if they have it or someone has it for them and i just think she needs to be loved i mean look at the changelings do you think that many of them find love."

"Wow i didn't think anyone thought of me like that" two voices said from behind them. Getting in the way before one of them destroyed twilights home taylor said"first, i can understand celestia but why are you here chrysalis?and second how long have you been listening"

"Since a spy heard my name and telepathically send the message to me. And wow i never thought anything would think of me that way." chrysalis said "i think i want to see if this relationship can go anywhere." the queen said

"Since fluttershy" celestia said simply before kissing taylor"and thank you i think i want a piece of you for myself." taylor and the mane six just stood there stunned until spike spoke up "come on man not getting blue balls this late in the game are you." making everyone laugh.

"Okay celestia discord comes back twice sombra does to and twilight becomes an alicorn for reasons i don't remember and i don't remember much else off the bat, wait i also need access to materials to build a house for a hydra. That is if all goes well."

"Wow well okay anything else?" celestia asks

"Yes blueblood is a stuck up priss and good night" he then bent down to kiss celestia goodnight.

"Oh what am i chopped liver" everyone then notices luna in the room.

"Hey the last one i didn't mention."

"Wait me!? But why, surely you know what i did."

"Of course and that's my main reason you also need to be loved not to mention you have looks almost as good as your sister."

This caused both princesses to blush. Luna flew over to give him a peck then teleported her and her sister to the castle for the night.

He then looked over to chrysalis "what your not getting rid o me tonight." the queen said.

"Okay now that that is done. Twilight i need to see the ingredients that you have." taylor told the mare after sleeping arrangements were made. Going down they entered the basement filled with various ingredients. Going around to find charcoal sulfur and saltpeter.

"What i am about to make stays in this lab if how to make this got out there would be a massive war, for there's bound to be a spy or two in the kingdom. And chrysalis, no, even if i love you i will not help you invade this kingdom." said queen looked sad but nodded in agreement.

Adding the right amounts of the substances to what was needed he then looked at the mares and said "now with the power of what my world calls science i give you...gunpowder." he then threw the powder on the ground everyone waited but nothing happened. Looking confused he held up his hand and went to one of the torches on the wall and lit a twig that was in the hair of fluttershy. He held up the twig then threw it on the powder resulting in a decent sized "BANG". Everyone except taylor yelped and huddled together.

"As i said before you cannot use this to invade this kingdom, buuuuuuuuuuuuuut if you join forces with this kingdom i can give you the recipe and tell you how to find or make the materials as well as train your changelings in a way that is most suited to their abilities. Not to mention an alliance would mean mutual exchange of goods and perhaps other things." the changeling queen looked contemplative before a smirk appeared on her face, she nodded in agreement.

"Great i will get spike in the morning to tell celestia and luna that i will be coming over to discuss terms and payment. "

"No need i already sent it bro." the somehow still awake dragon told him.

"With that done i think it is time for bed." he tells the girls before following twilight to his room he heard the door clothes and took off his shirt

"Oh my not exactly packing but not exactly filled out either."

Jumping in the air at the woman's voice he turned around to see rainbow dash, chrysalis, fluttershy, and twilight sparkle blushing at his figure."umm why are you girls in here?"

"We thought that we should spend more time with you since you have feelings for us and all, so you better get used to it." rainbow dash surprisingly said.

Looking at them he smiled and said"okay it might be cramped but i will try to show you all how great of a cuddler i am." he then laid down on the bed and opened up the covers. The girls trotted over and snuggled under the their warmth Taylor quickly fell asleep.

Morning rolled around and taylor noticed that the mare wear still asleep. Moving so as not to wake them he expertly slipped out of bed. Going down stairs i looked in the kitchen and saw wheat flour, milk, eggs and a frying pan. He decided that he was going to surprise them by making pancakes getting the ingredients mixed up he started on twilights. he added dandelions for the reason he knew it was her favorite. after five he found spikes secret stash and took some rubies and sapphires to put into the pancakes making sure not to take to many and relocking the stash. After spikes seven were done he made chrysalis's as a normal pancake because she got her energy from love. Next he fried some hayfries and cooked the pancakes with them for rainbow dash . next he made some slightly sweeter ones for fluttershy and made about seven regular ones for himself. Seeing spike cleaning he went upstairs and gently opened the the mares still asleep he went in and slowly opened the drapes a bit and gently said "girls it's time to get up, might want to soon before breakfast gets cold." the girls looked up with a slightly dreamy expression. After taylor brushed the manes and tails of the mares they went down stairs to where spike was avoiding drooling over his food. Taylor and the girls sat down and enjoyed there pancakes wondering how he knew what they would like. After the pancakes were done he and spike went to wash dishes. After that was done he decided it was time to go see celestia so he went to the main room wear the mares wear talking amicably.

"Girls i'm sorry but it is time chrysalis and i got to celestia." the mares looked sad so he went over and gave each one a kiss on the cheek and said "don't worry girls i'll be back before you know it" he and chrysalis then got up and walked to the train station.