Author's Note: I do not own Star Wars.
Chapter One: Woman Issues
Luke: farm_boy
Leia: your_HI!ness
Han: NOT_a_nerfherder
farm_boy has logged on
your_HI!ness has logged on
farm_boy: Hi Leia!
your_HI!ness: Hey Luke!
farm_boy: How's it going?
your_HI!ness: …
farm_boy: What??
your_HI!ness: ….
farm_boy: ….
your_HI!ness: *angry glare*
farm_boy: What? What'd I do??
your_HI!ness: "How's it going?" ?????
farm_boy: Um, how…are…you…doing?
your_HI!ness: Luke, you're talking like we're old friends or something.
farm_boy: We……… aren't…….. friends……….?
your_HI!ness: *sigh* We're SIBLINGS. The least you could do is act more brotherly.
farm_boy: . . .
NOT_a_nerfherder has logged on
NOT_a_nerfherder: Yo Luke! Yo Leia!
your_HI!ness: . . .
NOT_a_nerfherder: Well, "dot dot dot" to ya, too honey!
your_HI!ness: Why do I even bother?
your_HI!ness has logged off
NOT_a_nerfherder: What was THAT all about?
farm_boy: Idk. Leia says I'm not acting "brotherly" enough.
NOT_a_nerfherder: Really? That's weird. She says I'm not acting "husbandly" enough.
farm_boy: Is that a word?
NOT_a_nerfherder: who knows? I'll bet she could MAKE it a word if she wanted to, our little princess.
farm_boy: You say that like you hate her.
NOT_a_nerfherder: …
farm_boy: awkward silence….
NOT_a_nerfherder: ….
NOT_a_nerfherder: Do I really sound that way?
farm_boy: Er, kinda…yes.
NOT_a_nerfherder: . . .
NOT_a_nerfherder: In that case, I think I'll go by my lovely wife some flowers.
farm_boy: You do that, Han.
NOT_a_nerfherder: Hey kid, thx.
farm_boy: No problem.
NOT_a_nerfherder has logged off.
farm_boy: LAST WORD OF THE CHAT! YES!!
farm_boy has logged off.
Aw, poor Leia. Hope she likes those flowers. Read and review, please :] And by the way, yes, I know that husbandly is a word. Thanks!
