Author's Note: I do not own Star Wars.

Chapter One: Woman Issues

Luke: farm_boy

Leia: your_HI!ness

Han: NOT_a_nerfherder

farm_boy has logged on

your_HI!ness has logged on

farm_boy: Hi Leia!

your_HI!ness: Hey Luke!

farm_boy: How's it going?

your_HI!ness: …

farm_boy: What??

your_HI!ness: ….

farm_boy: ….

your_HI!ness: *angry glare*

farm_boy: What? What'd I do??

your_HI!ness: "How's it going?" ?????

farm_boy: Um, how…are…you…doing?

your_HI!ness: Luke, you're talking like we're old friends or something.

farm_boy: We……… aren't…….. friends……….?

your_HI!ness: *sigh* We're SIBLINGS. The least you could do is act more brotherly.

farm_boy: . . .

NOT_a_nerfherder has logged on

NOT_a_nerfherder: Yo Luke! Yo Leia!

your_HI!ness: . . .

NOT_a_nerfherder: Well, "dot dot dot" to ya, too honey!

your_HI!ness: Why do I even bother?

your_HI!ness has logged off

NOT_a_nerfherder: What was THAT all about?

farm_boy: Idk. Leia says I'm not acting "brotherly" enough.

NOT_a_nerfherder: Really? That's weird. She says I'm not acting "husbandly" enough.

farm_boy: Is that a word?

NOT_a_nerfherder: who knows? I'll bet she could MAKE it a word if she wanted to, our little princess.

farm_boy: You say that like you hate her.

NOT_a_nerfherder: …

farm_boy: awkward silence….

NOT_a_nerfherder: ….

NOT_a_nerfherder: Do I really sound that way?

farm_boy: Er, kinda…yes.

NOT_a_nerfherder: . . .

NOT_a_nerfherder: In that case, I think I'll go by my lovely wife some flowers.

farm_boy: You do that, Han.

NOT_a_nerfherder: Hey kid, thx.

farm_boy: No problem.

NOT_a_nerfherder has logged off.

farm_boy: LAST WORD OF THE CHAT! YES!!

farm_boy has logged off.

Aw, poor Leia. Hope she likes those flowers. Read and review, please :] And by the way, yes, I know that husbandly is a word. Thanks!