Once upon a time, in a kingdom far far away, there was a girl called Roz. Roz had never seen Gundam Wing before, so her friend Alison invited her to come over to her palace and watch some videos.
Alison sent a carriage to go pick up Roz from her palace, and as soon as Roz arrived, they starting watching Gundam Wing. Alison was very noisy while watching the episodes. Everytime that Duo appeared she would shout and scream, or start clapping. Everytime that Abdul appeared, she would call out his name, getting strange looks from Roz.
However, Roz began to think that Abdul was very sexy. She confessed her love for Abdul to Alison, saying that his specs gave him a mysterious air that turned her on. She was determined for Abdul to be her first.
They then went on the internet on Alison's super-duper computer with super-duper DSL connection, and visited a website dedicated to Abdul. They then began to argue over who Abdul should choose. Cessy then came online and they spoke with her, talking about their love for Abdul. Alison tried to get Roz out of the picture (wink wink) by farting, but it didn't work, because Cessy gave Roz a gas mask to help her.
Alison and Roz fought and fought over the keyboard, each one denying what the other had said. Roz was so determined to win the keyboard that she broke her chair and had to have it replaced.
Then, Abdul appeared in front of them! They both went crazy, clawing at his clothes, trying to pull him away. Glowing bright red, Abdul pushed them both away from him.
"What is that awful smell?" he asked, sniffing the air and turning green.
"Oh that's Ali. She had Fruit and Fibre for breakfast this morning!" Roz shouted.
Alison snarled.
Abdul turned to Roz and kissed her hand. "Roz, I have finally found you. I have searched numerous kingdoms, been through many battles and problems... but nothing compares to this smell. I shall take you away, my love, and you can live with me in my castle."
Roz grinned at Alison, who began to cry. "Great gurgling goldfish! He chose you!!!"
Roz jumped up into Abdul's arms, who took her outside and placed her gently on his camel. They then rode off into the sunset, to the tune of Vangelis' Chariots of Fire, and lived happily ever after.
Alison was left surrounded by smelly farts, boxes of Fruit and Fibre, and opened and closed calculators to pass the time.
The End
...or is it?
Alison sent a carriage to go pick up Roz from her palace, and as soon as Roz arrived, they starting watching Gundam Wing. Alison was very noisy while watching the episodes. Everytime that Duo appeared she would shout and scream, or start clapping. Everytime that Abdul appeared, she would call out his name, getting strange looks from Roz.
However, Roz began to think that Abdul was very sexy. She confessed her love for Abdul to Alison, saying that his specs gave him a mysterious air that turned her on. She was determined for Abdul to be her first.
They then went on the internet on Alison's super-duper computer with super-duper DSL connection, and visited a website dedicated to Abdul. They then began to argue over who Abdul should choose. Cessy then came online and they spoke with her, talking about their love for Abdul. Alison tried to get Roz out of the picture (wink wink) by farting, but it didn't work, because Cessy gave Roz a gas mask to help her.
Alison and Roz fought and fought over the keyboard, each one denying what the other had said. Roz was so determined to win the keyboard that she broke her chair and had to have it replaced.
Then, Abdul appeared in front of them! They both went crazy, clawing at his clothes, trying to pull him away. Glowing bright red, Abdul pushed them both away from him.
"What is that awful smell?" he asked, sniffing the air and turning green.
"Oh that's Ali. She had Fruit and Fibre for breakfast this morning!" Roz shouted.
Alison snarled.
Abdul turned to Roz and kissed her hand. "Roz, I have finally found you. I have searched numerous kingdoms, been through many battles and problems... but nothing compares to this smell. I shall take you away, my love, and you can live with me in my castle."
Roz grinned at Alison, who began to cry. "Great gurgling goldfish! He chose you!!!"
Roz jumped up into Abdul's arms, who took her outside and placed her gently on his camel. They then rode off into the sunset, to the tune of Vangelis' Chariots of Fire, and lived happily ever after.
Alison was left surrounded by smelly farts, boxes of Fruit and Fibre, and opened and closed calculators to pass the time.
The End
...or is it?
