What Happens If Kaoru joins our Home Economics class

What Happens If Kaoru joins our Home Economics class?

This fanfic is purely for fun……they do not belong to us. Oh yea…..this does not completely end with Kaoru blowing up the kitchen……

~!~ Home Economics class ~!~

*ppl wif index 1-20 walks in*

kka: Where's Ms Khan? (B.S-she's dead!! :P)

Index 2: She went to a doctor's appointment.

BS: how u know?

Index 5:it's up there…* points at blackboard*

No.17: She wants us to do ourselves….

Kka & BS: LET'S BLOW UP THE KITCHEN!!!!!!

Whole class: *sweatdrop* (-.-" –kka)

Class.C :ehh…let's not,k? look, we're supposed to make glutinous rice wif barley water…

*ppl going into grps of 3*

kka: BS, there's only 2 of us.

BS: *scribbling* hold on, I haf an idea…(I'm such a genius…-BS)

*Kaoru appears*

kka: that's your idea??

Kaoru: What am I doing here?

BS:we are gonna teach u how to cook!

kka:*sarcastic* Great. Juuust great. I'm gonna fail.

Kaoru:*looking at whiteboard* glutinous rice with barley water! How easy is that?

c.c:hurry up! We only haf 3 periods!!(only??-BS)

BS:that's enuff 4 me……

Kka:May I die now b4 from indigestion?

Kaoru:*snatching a tray* no. Let's c,3 bowls of rice…

Kka:u know, I think we haf to do it individually??*does that finger thingy*

Kaoru: then take ur share.

BS: k! I'll chop, u'll wash the rice.(yay!-BS)

Kka:…..

@!@ meanwhile….*!-

Kaoru: what!?!??! So little soya sauce?!?! Must add more, else it'll be very tastless!!*pours the whole bottle*

Kka:thank god every1 took b4 she did.

BS:yea….

Kaoru:*throws a whole mushroom in without washing* now let's c,what next??WHAT?? 1 teaspoon of salt ONLY??*pours the whole thing in* much better.

BS: Kaoru, I don't think barley water is supposed to contain salt.

Kaoru: I'll make my own recipe then! Who needs help??*promptly burns part of her skirt* kuso….

Kka: u??

Kaoru: …..

wan more?? hold on,k?? i promise won be long....i'll try anywayz.......-kka
even though u haf the whole 1 wk hols??-bs
............-kka