Viriana and The Evil Farting Trees
Disclaimer: Everything that isn't part of an already existent anime or book series is MINE! POWER TO ME!
Viriana: But it's MY story! POWER TO ME!
*A giant dust cloud erupts as Viri and Kahna square off* *Ayka watches then turns the page so you can read the story*
Ayka: Morons...
Author's Note: After reading "Beavers and Backwards Paperclips" I lost my mind again and wrote this. (That story is on my favorite authors list. Check it out!)
One day a crazy, psychotic, idiotic, moronic angel named Viriana (Call her Viri or she'll summon the rabid penguins...) was hanging by one ankle from a willow tree when she got a brilliant idea.
"If I turned Tokyo Tower into a giant bus made of cheese, then Arianna and the Sunchaser would have to come battle the flying monkeys! Then I could summon the magic knights to jump off the San Francisco bridge!" she squealed. She fell out of the willow tree.
"But if I summoned the magic knights, Sakura and Li would come to swim up the waterfall. And the celestial unicorns would starve from eating too many Clow cards." Viri thought about the consequences of her plan. She shrugged.
"Oh well! If they starve Kate, Annie, and Cooper can travel to Cephiro to kill Pajero!" Viri smiled. Then all of a sudden a tree farted. She went down on her knees as it began to rain pencil shavings. (Pencil shavings are that junk that you get when you sharpen a pencil.) She ran under the willow tree but then it ate her. She sat angrily in the tree. Then she opened a vortex and dragged her pet soda can, Shena, through with her. She stood in the middle of a bus. She grabbed Li's arm and dragged him and Shena off the bus.
"YAY!" She cried as she tied them by one ankle to the willow tree so they hung down. Then she went and fofilled her plan and the world exploded.
THE END
Disclaimer: Everything that isn't part of an already existent anime or book series is MINE! POWER TO ME!
Viriana: But it's MY story! POWER TO ME!
*A giant dust cloud erupts as Viri and Kahna square off* *Ayka watches then turns the page so you can read the story*
Ayka: Morons...
Author's Note: After reading "Beavers and Backwards Paperclips" I lost my mind again and wrote this. (That story is on my favorite authors list. Check it out!)
One day a crazy, psychotic, idiotic, moronic angel named Viriana (Call her Viri or she'll summon the rabid penguins...) was hanging by one ankle from a willow tree when she got a brilliant idea.
"If I turned Tokyo Tower into a giant bus made of cheese, then Arianna and the Sunchaser would have to come battle the flying monkeys! Then I could summon the magic knights to jump off the San Francisco bridge!" she squealed. She fell out of the willow tree.
"But if I summoned the magic knights, Sakura and Li would come to swim up the waterfall. And the celestial unicorns would starve from eating too many Clow cards." Viri thought about the consequences of her plan. She shrugged.
"Oh well! If they starve Kate, Annie, and Cooper can travel to Cephiro to kill Pajero!" Viri smiled. Then all of a sudden a tree farted. She went down on her knees as it began to rain pencil shavings. (Pencil shavings are that junk that you get when you sharpen a pencil.) She ran under the willow tree but then it ate her. She sat angrily in the tree. Then she opened a vortex and dragged her pet soda can, Shena, through with her. She stood in the middle of a bus. She grabbed Li's arm and dragged him and Shena off the bus.
"YAY!" She cried as she tied them by one ankle to the willow tree so they hung down. Then she went and fofilled her plan and the world exploded.
THE END
