Kikyou & Kagome- "Inuyasha," the girls screamed together. "You need to make up your mind and pick between the two of us!"
Kikyou- "Kagome and I have both agreed that it is time you choose, we're tired of you going back and forth between us."
Kagome- "Yeah Inuyasha, my heart can't stand it anymore." Inuyasha- He just stood there dumfounded. "I wasn't expecting this," he thought to himself.
Kagome- "We will be waiting for your decision by the sacred well." They both walked off in that direction.
Inuyasha- He was in a dilemma. He just couldn't figure out which girl he wanted to choose. He sat in a nearby tree pondering his thoughts about which girl he should choose to spend the rest of his life with. "Kikyou is an attractive, serious, fighter, with very strong spiritual powers. On the other hand," the thought, "Kagome is smart, kind, serious, and pretty, and above all she makes me feel free about myself, I don't feel like an outsider around her. But I owe Kikyou my life, I told her I would go with her to hell."
Inuyasha- He sighed with grief. Either way he was going to loose one of them. He jumped out of the tree and walked slowly toward where Kagome and Kikyou were. He heard giggles coming from the sacred well behind the bushes. Wondering what the commotion was about he stepped into the clearing where Kikyou and Kagome were sitting. They stopped giggling when they saw him and stood.
Inuyasha- "I have made my decision," he looked away before saying anything. "I'm choosing….."
Kagome- She stepped forward and put her finger to his lips. "There's no need for you to choose any longer."
Inuyasha- "What?" He said confused.
Kagome- "Kikyou and I have both decided." They looked at each other and held hands. Inuyasha was really not liking this now. "That we want to be together….forever."
Inuyasha- A look of horror swept over his face. "What do you mean?"
Kikyou- "We're lesbian Inuyasha," she said with a small smile.
Inuyasha- "But this cant be, I love you both."
Kagome- "Things change Inuyasha, we knew you couldn't pick between us so we picked each other."
Inuyasha- "No." he screamed. "Noooooooooooo!"
The ground started to sink beneath Kikyou and Kagome, Kikyou caressed Kagome's cheek as they entered hell. Then they were both gone for good, the ground closed up with a loud zip and a pop. Inuyasha laid at the ground crying tears of pain.-
Inuyasha- "Why must this happen to me?"
Happy Bunny- "Because I hate you." The happy bunny said while stepping out of the bushes.
Inuyasha- "You," Inuyasha hissed. "I'll kill you bunny!" He got up, unsheathed his Tetsusaiga and ran toward the happy bunny slashing a deadly blow where the bunny was.
Happy Bunny- "Miss me, miss me, now you got to kiss my bootylicious butt! Oh yes and by the way Inuyasha, ooga booga boo!" Then Inuyasha's ears transformed into bunny ears and the happy bunny's ears changed to Inuyasha's dog ears.
Inuyasha- "No!" Inuyasha screamed. "Not again!" Then Inuyasha woke up at the mental asylum still in his straitjacket, and he crawled up into the fetal position saying: Bunnies, bunnies, bunnies
