DR PHIL GOES MOVIE: PART 2, STAR WARS
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FEAUTURING
Dr Phil-DP
Obi-wan Kenobi-OB
Anakin Skywalker-A
Padmé-P
Luke Skywalker-LS
Leia-L
Yoda-Y
Darth sidius- DS
Voldermort-V
Harry Potter- HP
Neville Longbottom-NL
Marvin the robot- MR
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DP- Hello and welcome to next part in DR PHIL GOES MOVIE! Today we are sitting here together with no others then the heroes from Star Wars!
Heroes from Star Wars- Hello!
DP- Well lets start with you Anakin!
OB- Yeah we are all burning to know… Why in the name of the Sith did you decide to kill everyone you knew?!?
A- Now you are unfair! I didn't kill everyone! You for an example!
OB- Well that's because you aren't closed into a big scary mask yet, by HIM!
Points at DS
DS- Goooood let the hate flow thru you!
A- What?
OB- You kills me! Later on of course, but I have proof!
DP- What Kind of proof?
OB- His son. shouts out backstage LUKE! Can you come over here? And bring your sister with you!
P- What?!?! Did you brought our children without saying anything?! Obi!
OB- Please Padmé your dead, don't dig in things, this is complicated enough already!
LS and L comes in on stage
DP- I don't see… What is Luke here for a proof that Anakin is going to kill you?
OB- He sees it.
DP- Oh.
Suddenly a red dressed person on something that appears to be a broom comes flying into the studio, L flicks out her blaster and shoot the thing, she misses the person, but the broom loses control and crashes into the gigantic 'P' in 'Phil'
DP- Oh LORD!
OB & A: WHAT IS THAT?!?
HP: Uhhhh, where am I?
Y: Mitt in this show you are.
HP: I didn't know Dobby had a cousin…
Y: …..
OB & A: snigger
DP: Hrm… Ehhh, who are you?!
HP: I'm Harry Potter, I'm the chosen one.
everyone else: WHAT?!?
A: NO I AM
LS: NO I AM THE CHOSEN ONE
OB: You both are so shut up will you?!?
A&LS: Yes master
OB: THANK you! turns to HP As you see we already have our chosen ones, and you don't even have a saber.
HP: But I have a wand! takes out wand
OB: Oooook so you have a stick…. Well Yoda has one to and I bet his hurts more!
Y: ……
HP: But… It's a wand! It's much better then a sword!
OB: I haven't talked about swords! But my saber is much better then your stick I bet
HP: WAND!
OB: SABER!
HP: Ok I'll show you! points at Obi and screams Levicorpus!
Thanks to the force Obi gets out his saber in time and deflect the spell that flies out in the audience and hits Neville Longbottom
NL: Why me?!?
Y: Strong in the force young Kenobi are
OB: Is it just me that gets tiered of be called 'young' all the time?!?
A& LS: NO!
DP: Well, Darth Sidius, as the Dark Lord why are you trying to….
suddenly Voldemort burst into the studio
V: HOW many times do I have to say this?!? I'M the dark Lord!!
DS: I've been dark lord longer then you!
V: NO you haven't
DS stares at V a long time
V: DARN IT! Not you as well!!
DP: Ohhhh it seems like we have run out of time again! See us next week when we welcome the THREE MUSKETEERS!!
MR: Do you seriously think someone is still watching us? I don't.
I'm using my force powers: R&R R&R R&R...
