OK, here's a new story by me! I hope you guys will like this story. Like I said, this will be mostly a random fanfic. Here goes! And here's a disclaimer:

I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Disney, Regis Philbin or any movies or TV shows mentioned in this fic. They belong to their rightful owners, so I still don't own anything.

Sora and Riku were sitting in Sora's living room, watching TV.

"Dude, what else is on?" asked Sora.

"Well, we can watch The Country Bears." replied Riku. (I don't own that movie)

"No way!" cried Sora. "Thebear in that movie sounds just like me!"

"I wonder why." said Riku. "I'm bored."

"I know!" said Sora."Wanna go burn things?"

"OK!" said Riku.

Sora and Riku ended up only setting toys and vegetables on fire. There was nothing really worth burning.

"Hey, Riku." said Sora. "I dare you to light your pants on fire!"

"No!" cried Riku.

"How about you set your pants on fire for 500 munny!" said Sora.

"Fine!" cried Riku. He took the lighter and lit his pants on fire. "EEEKK! WHAT HAVE I DONE? I SET MY BEST PANTS ON FIRE!"

Sora wasn't listening. He was rolling in the sand, laughing his head off.

Riku dropped to the ground and started rolling around until the flames went out. Sora was still laughing.

"Liar liar pants on fire!" said Sora.

Riku got up. "I'm gonna kill you!" he cried.

He began to chase Sora all around the island. Then, they bumped into Kairi.

"Hey, guys, I got this new universal remote!" she said.

"And?" asked Riku, still dusting off his pants which were still smoking.

"What's also funny is that I saw Ansem, Axel, and a bunch of other people we know buying these remotes." said Kairi.

"Ansem watches TV?" asked Sora.

"Doesn't everybody?" asked Kairi. "Let's go watch TV!"

So, they went to Sora's house and Kairi activated the remote. She turned on the TV and Who Wants to be a Millionaire was on.

"Booooorrrrrriiiinnggg!" droned Riku as he pressed a button. Suddenly, the remote glowed and he, Sora, and Kairi were warped into the TV.

"And now." said Regis Philbin. "It's time for Who Wants to be a Millionaire, Kingdom Hearts Edition!"

"What?" cried Riku. He found himself sitting on a chair on the side with a computer screen in front of him. Sora and Kairi were sitting in chairs with computer screens.

"Did we just...?" asked Kairi.

"Go into the TV? I'm afraid we did!" replied Sora...

Well, i hope you liked this short chappie, please review:D


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