Feelings
by uchihachik
disclaimer:i dont own any of orochimarus disgustingness or any of the naruto characters.
One day,Orochimaru noticed that Sasuke had a hot bod.Sasuke,with those pitted black eyes,beautiful dark hair,and nice,firm abs!(ewwww...)
Seing Sasuke gave him feelings he had never felt before.He even thought sick thoughts about wanting to take a shower with Sasuke.A girl wanting to is kinda awkward and gross,but Orochimaru is just wrong!
Anyways,he confronted the other members of Akatsuki about his dilemma.
"You sick son-of-a-bitch."Itachi said."he's my brother.I knew you were a pedophile but,you're over 100 and he's 12.Who would prey on a 12-year-old?You molester."
Then Kisame began to sing the bully song."A bully is someone who hates themselves.Beaten at nine or malested at twelve."
"Only I am supposed to molest Sasuke..."Itachi thought aloud.
Kisame and Orochimaru were all like:"Woah.So you're a pedophile too..."
"No.No.I wasn't supposed to say that.Why do I always act on my thoughts?Nooooooo.I guess that's why I killed the clan..."Itachi trailed off.
"Ha ha."Kisame said simply."So,why don't you ask him out?"Kisame asked jokingly.
"I would,but...what if he doesn't like me?..."Orochimaru said sadly.
this was just an experiment.if i get 6 reviews,ill put up another chapter.
chow,
uchihachik
