DR PHIL GOES MOVIE: PART THREE: THE THREE MUSKETEERS (DISNEY VERSION!!!!)

We don't own anyone; we just have hell funny with them… R&R

FEAUTURING:

Dr Phil: DP

Athos: A

Phortos: P

Aramis: AA

D'artangan: D

Rochefort: R

Cardinal Richelieu: CR

Voldemort: V

Professor McGonagall: PM

Marvin the robot: MR

Cardinals strange soldier: CSS

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DP: Hello and Welcome to the Third part of PR PHIL GOES MOVE! Today we welcome the THREE MUSKETEERS…

D: FOUR!

DP: I'm sorry?

D: We are FOUR! I'm a musketeer to!

A: Not until the end of the movie!

D: Unfair! If it wasn't for me..

P: We would have been in Rome by now! On eternal Holyday!

AA: dreamy the church!

P just as dreamy: The woman's!

A: dreamy the wine… cuts if himself What do you mean the woman's? The nuns?!?

P: NO! I meant those outside the church.

A: Yeah sure..

P under his breath : Nuns can be nice to…

AA: STOP THAT!

DP: So you blame D'artangan for having your holyday ruined.

all three YES!

R: I thought you should stay and protect the king! That's what you said to me!

A: Since when do we tell you stuff?!

P: That was to keep you alert dear cheesy!

AA: Yeah Cyclops, do you honestly think we would have stayed?! In Rome we can go talk to the pope about the cardinal

CR: Do you think he would welcome three stinking musketeers into St Pauls?

D: FOUR

AA: He let you in!

CR: …..

P: Well that sucks..

PM: MR PHORTOS Don't you DARE use that language in here! There are kids in the audience! Besides, your Disney, you aren't allowed to talk like that!

P: But CR tries to flirt with the naked queen! And she is married!

AA: And he is a priest!

PM: Haven't you herd about Martin Luther?

Everyone (except DP): Martin who?!

PM: Honestly didn't you listen in school?

Again everyone except DP: School?!?

PM: I'm so out of here…

DP: Where were we? Ah, yes Cardinal, you are a kind of a Dark Lord aren't you?

CR: Yes I'm the dark Disney Lord…

Voldermort runs in again

P: OH ugly!

V: I AM THE DARK LORD!!!!! I WAS HERE FIRST!!

CR: NO you wasn't, I've been dark lord in three different stories, and I have actually exist with is more than you can say.

V: I DON'T BELIVE THIS!!! NOT AGAIN!! AAHHHRRGG!!!! runs away

A: I didn't know CR had a cousin…

AA: Athos, be nice

CSS comes running

D: Not again!

A: Only a fool tries to arrest us three times at one day!

CSS: You are under arrest!

AA&P: A Fool!

AA (to DP): I'm sorry but it seems like I and my two musketeer fellows..

D: THREE!

AA (don't notice): …have to leave a bit earlier then expected. I'm so sorry for this, but it can't be helped.

DP: Ok… Bye then... Sooo, um… Se us next week when we welcome the pirates in PRIATES OF THE CARABIAN!

MR: You DO seriously think people are watching this crap don't you?!?

I'm using my mental powers: You SHALL R&R!