DR PHIL GOES MOVIE: PART THREE: THE THREE MUSKETEERS (DISNEY VERSION!!!!)
We don't own anyone; we just have hell funny with them… R&R
FEAUTURING:
Dr Phil: DP
Athos: A
Phortos: P
Aramis: AA
D'artangan: D
Rochefort: R
Cardinal Richelieu: CR
Voldemort: V
Professor McGonagall: PM
Marvin the robot: MR
Cardinals strange soldier: CSS
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DP: Hello and Welcome to the Third part of PR PHIL GOES MOVE! Today we welcome the THREE MUSKETEERS…
D: FOUR!
DP: I'm sorry?
D: We are FOUR! I'm a musketeer to!
A: Not until the end of the movie!
D: Unfair! If it wasn't for me..
P: We would have been in Rome by now! On eternal Holyday!
AA: dreamy the church!
P just as dreamy: The woman's!
A: dreamy the wine… cuts if himself What do you mean the woman's? The nuns?!?
P: NO! I meant those outside the church.
A: Yeah sure..
P under his breath : Nuns can be nice to…
AA: STOP THAT!
DP: So you blame D'artangan for having your holyday ruined.
all three YES!
R: I thought you should stay and protect the king! That's what you said to me!
A: Since when do we tell you stuff?!
P: That was to keep you alert dear cheesy!
AA: Yeah Cyclops, do you honestly think we would have stayed?! In Rome we can go talk to the pope about the cardinal
CR: Do you think he would welcome three stinking musketeers into St Pauls?
D: FOUR
AA: He let you in!
CR: …..
P: Well that sucks..
PM: MR PHORTOS Don't you DARE use that language in here! There are kids in the audience! Besides, your Disney, you aren't allowed to talk like that!
P: But CR tries to flirt with the naked queen! And she is married!
AA: And he is a priest!
PM: Haven't you herd about Martin Luther?
Everyone (except DP): Martin who?!
PM: Honestly didn't you listen in school?
Again everyone except DP: School?!?
PM: I'm so out of here…
DP: Where were we? Ah, yes Cardinal, you are a kind of a Dark Lord aren't you?
CR: Yes I'm the dark Disney Lord…
Voldermort runs in again
P: OH ugly!
V: I AM THE DARK LORD!!!!! I WAS HERE FIRST!!
CR: NO you wasn't, I've been dark lord in three different stories, and I have actually exist with is more than you can say.
V: I DON'T BELIVE THIS!!! NOT AGAIN!! AAHHHRRGG!!!! runs away
A: I didn't know CR had a cousin…
AA: Athos, be nice
CSS comes running
D: Not again!
A: Only a fool tries to arrest us three times at one day!
CSS: You are under arrest!
AA&P: A Fool!
AA (to DP): I'm sorry but it seems like I and my two musketeer fellows..
D: THREE!
AA (don't notice): …have to leave a bit earlier then expected. I'm so sorry for this, but it can't be helped.
DP: Ok… Bye then... Sooo, um… Se us next week when we welcome the pirates in PRIATES OF THE CARABIAN!
MR: You DO seriously think people are watching this crap don't you?!?
I'm using my mental powers: You SHALL R&R!
