Author's notes: As you people may have read from the title and summary of this story, you would know that this is a crossover between High School DxD and To Aru Majutsu No Index... Obviously. Well anyways this is chapter 1 or the prologue of this story.


It was a bright and sunny day on the yet unknown city. No dark clouds, giant space ships, or any kind of flying caped man wearing a blue and red costume with a big 'S' in the middle of it in sight.

The birds were chirping, the sun was shining, the grass were growing, paint was drying, some people in restaurants were eating, some unlucky guy was running away from an angry mob, random pedestrians were walking, perverts were being perverts, some guy in a bike was handing out flyers, trees were... treeing or whatever trees do, and all in all, it was a very peaceful day.

You could even say it was a perfect day for a bunch of perverts to peek on the girls changing room of the 'kendo' club of a certain high school that has more girls enrolled in than there are boys.

For the non-perverted ones, well the normal ones, it was a perfectly good day to exercise in the open sun, to jog in your friendly neighborhood or vicinity where you exercise and greet some random people you may or may not know, or to seat in some random park bench and wait till the day ends like some stereotypical grumpy old man.

Or maybe to just get chased by an angry mob of angry people.

Whatever works out.

Just like this random running citizen here jogging in the outskirts of some high school.

Let's see what he's doing at this certain place.

"Ahh! Damn it! Damn it! Not again!" The random running citizen shouted.

Even as the jogger realized his cries sounded rather strange, the citizen showed no sign of stopping in his tremendous flight.

Well, well, well, look do we have hear. Looks just like another law abiding citizen who's just peacefully jogging by in the certain vicinity.

As the seemingly peaceful citizen ran through the whole school, the jogger then glanced over his shoulder.

"Hey! Get back here!" A random person who seemed to be angry shouted while chasing the previously stated random jogger.

Or maybe not...

Hey at least he's getting some good exercise on it, it's good for the heart.

But why is he getting chased by an angry random person?

"Yeah! Stop running!" Another one shouted, following the first person that shouted against the seemingly unsuspecting jogger.

And there were more of them.

More angry people agains't the innocent or maybe the not so innocent running bystander.

There were a lot of them.

Besides the two people that previously shouted towards the running jogger.

There were also many others also chasing the misfortunate jogger and they all seemed to be angry at something.

More specifically, at the running citizen.

But why is this misfortunate jogger getting chased by an angry mob of angry people, or so to speak?

If we're going to ask this question against the seemingly innocent jogger who as of now is still remained unnamed, then there should be a lot of answers for this certain question, some believable and some just not so believable.

And there are also many other reasons that are just plain crazy that it might just work for some unknown reasons, for the boy obviously.

But the real question isn't how many explanations there are, but what kind of certain unlucky circumstance that had transpired into this odd situation of getting chased by an angry mob in first place.

Is it because he had to help some random girl who he had just met as of know who was getting harassed by a bunch of thugs?

Or did he just foil one of their nefarious evil plan of evil things so they got angry at him?

Or maybe they just plain hate him for some unknown reasons?

All in all, there's a lot of questions that needs to be answered.

But whatever it is, it must be something very important, that's why they are chasing him all this way.

"Why are you running you pervert?" Another one shouted in the certain angry mob that is currently chasing the unknown jogger.

Nope, the reason is pretty pointless as it is, he's getting chased by an angry mob of angry people who thinks he's some kind of pervert or something.

What luck!

In fact, adding insult to potential mob injury, he's getting chased by an angry mob of angry girls wearing 'kendo' uniforms who looked like they had just finish putting on their certain uniforms in a certain changing room somewhere.

Well of course he's getting chased by a bunch of girls.

To some men and perverts, getting chased by a mob of girls is a dream come true, but this is far from a dream of coming true, this is more of a nightmare if you ask the person who is now getting chased by an angry mob of angry girls who seemed pretty piss right about now.

Unless your some kind of masochist who likes to get punish by an angry mob of girls, then go luck.

But the boy who's currently getting chased by the angry mob was far from a masochist, since he's just a normal innocent jogger who so happens to be dubbed as a pervert by the same angry mob.

And to make matters even worse for the misfortunate(?) jogger, some of the girls were even carrying wooden swords used in kendo like they're already used to punishing some perverts who are being perverted to them.

He didn't really expect them.

He didn't expect all of these girls to just come out from nowhere while he was asking someone about something and openly accuse him of being a pervert and then start chasing him for no apparent reasons.

Well technically they didn't just start chasing him for no random reasons at all, he was mostly the reason why they started to chase him at all in the first place.

And it all started with a misunderstanding, add a couple of perverts, a pinch of misfortune, and you probably know what's going to happen next.

But if you don't, lets just say 'conveniently placed rocks' and improperly worn kendo uniforms don't mix.

"You'll pay for what you did to Murayama-san you pervert!" Another girl shouted in the running crowd.

Though to some, this certain event that had transpired between the unlucky jogger and the certain person who had just been previously mentioned above would have been normally considered as an event or a flag, as some may call it.

But to this certain misfortunate jogger, he calls it as his usual unlucky day to day experiences that he has unfortunately already gotten used to.

Used to all the turmoil that always keeps happening to him for some unknown reasons.

"Okay, I told you already, that was all just a misfortunate misunderstanding on my part!" The poor boy shouted back despite knowing it was just a waste of stamina. "And that was an accident that I had most certainly nothing to do about!" The misfortunate jogger continued on his certain plight.

The runner scratched his head as he ran out from the track field and near to the windows of the certain school.

But why is he getting chased by a bunch of people calling him a pervert in the first place.

That certain question would be answered later.

The school that he was running at was actually pretty big, he had been running for well over an hour now, and he was still at the track and field court running away from the mob.

In the most part this wasn't really his school.

He doesn't even know where he is, the only thing he knows about this place is that he's in some kind of school called Kuoh Academy or something.

The reason he knows this is because after running for some time now, he could clearly see some banners and what not with the name of this school written on it, that's how he knew were he was, or that's where he thinks he is.

But all in all, he has never even heard of any school called Kuoh Academy back were he came from.

Or maybe he just doesn't remember it.

Due to certain misfortunate circumstance that has transpired against the boy, he doesn't really remember anything that has happened in his past actually.

So he doesn't really know what to think of this certain school full of girls chasing him.

'Must be a new school or something, or maybe I haven't heard of it yet.' The boy thought while he was still running.

The reason being this is that the certain misfortunate jogger lived in a city full of schools and all that.

So he couldn't possibly know all the schools in the certain city right?

At first he thought he was in another very prestigious all girls school judging from all the girls you could see in the school that seemed to be very elegant and what not and also the different nationalities the girls have that are enrolled in this high school.

Reminds him of that time when he woke up at the rooftop of 'that' private high school.

But the boy shrug this certain thought of him being inside another all girls school after remembering the two boys he saw back then.

Back at the certain place where this very misfortunate chase scene started.

Who then mysteriously disappeared when the certain angry mob of girls suddenly came out from nowhere.

Anyways, in the certain field he was running in he could see a lot of girls wearing bloomers also running in the field, and there were also some girls in short skirts in the tennis court.

To a certain blue haired pervert that the jogger knew, it might even be a place of paradise for him and his weird fetishes and what not.

It kind of reminds him of they're own certain tennis court back at his own certain school.

In their seating arrangements he was actually placed next to the where the windows in their class was, which you could also say as the window seat or the certain seat where the important characters of the plot are seated at.

Which was also conveniently placed directly to where you could clearly see where the tennis club for girls were playing at.

It was something that he could never forget.

I mean, there was that certain incident back at his school where he had to jump of from the school window in their class just because of a certain misunderstanding that went on about the tennis girls in their court.

"Damn that sunglasses wearing blonde guy." The boy cursed to himself remembering his back stabbing friend who ratted him out on that certain incident.

The certain jogger then snapped out from his trance when he remembered that there were still a lot of people chasing him.

The boy was still running, and the mob was still chasing.

'Damn! They're still not giving up!' The jogger thought.

To the boy, this wasn't the first time a person or a bunch of persons could keep up with him, there was also that certain middle schooler who was always angry at him for no reasons that could fairly catch up with him.

"Um, why can't we all just agree that this is just a whole misunderstanding and grab a burger later... My treat!?" The unlucky jogger asked, trying to reason with the angry mob that's now chasing him.

This certain misfortunate jogger wasn't really the type to treat random people who were chasing him to food.

Since he rarely had any money on him at all, mostly because of a certain someone, so the only reason he did this was so he could stall some time for him to completely escape this certain unlucky predicament.

"You're not going to fool us, all men are wolves." A girl in the mob shouted.

The boy just sighed at this weird notion for boys.

"Well, how about if I treat all of you in any cafe store you like?" The boy tried again, trying to convince them.

The angry mob was still chasing him, they didn't even reply to his request for diplomacy.

"I'll even treat you all to some cake." The jogger said using his last trump card on them.

When some of the girls chasing him heard this, some of them even started to slow down on they're running thinking this very unimportant thing through.

Thinking if this deal is beneficial for them or not.

Well you know, cause it's free cake after all, plus tea, and any store they like.

What's not to pass?

Though even with this irresistible offer made by the certain boy, some of the other girls who were chasing him were still reluctant to accept this offer and to stop in their worthless plight.

Obviously, since they were teenage girls after all, and the boy was offering free cake of their choice, it was pretty hard to resist on this very sweet offer.

But they still need to remain strong for this, so they could punish this certain pervert on his perverted deeds on them.

So even though the inside of them wanted to stop this stupid chasing scene and already accept the perverted joggers offer about treating them all with cake and whatnot.

But someone still needs to pay for their perverted crimes.

Well obviously, the cake is a lie of course.

But he needs some kind of diversion or something, so he has to lie to the mob of girls that are now chasing him, and even though some of the girls already seemed like they would give in anytime on his sweet offer, some of them still looked determined in getting him.

The seemingly ingenious plan wasn't working.

"How about you treat us some of that cake after you get punished by us." A girl in the angry mob suggested.

The certain jogger was tearing through all the girls and the other students in his path as he ran through the school. "What do you think I'am huh!? A masochist who likes to treat girls after they beat him up!?" The boy quickly answered as he ran pass through the certain students in his way.

He ran with no care in the world, or to the girls that he had just pass.

To this certain boy, there was no time for sight seeing or any kind of perverted things he could do in this school full of hot girls, or what a pervert might do at a place like this.

"Anyways, you need to get punished for what perverted things you did to us." Another girl continued in the angry mob.

Since the boy was obviously getting chased by an angry mob of girls who has accused him of being some kind of pervert or something, and doing all of these perverted stuff could only just make matters even worse as they are now for the misfortunate jogger.

"Such misfortune!" Was the only thing the boy could shout in this very misfortunate situation of sorts.

So what he needs to do is to avoid or ignore any kind of weird misunderstandings or misfortune that could eventually come up any time now due to his stupid unlucky luck.

"Yeah yeah, why do you keep saying that?" A girl questioned in the crowd while chasing the misfortunate boy.

The reason why this girl and also many others in the group were annoyed about this certain boy was mostly because of the annoying jogger kept repeating the same misfortunate words while they were chasing him all this time, and that they eventually got sick of the certain word.

"Shut up! You're the one to talk!" The boy angrily replied.

The boy was still running frantically from the angry mob, he needed to shake them off quickly, and he also needed to get out of this place.

Mostly because this isn't really his school after all.

I mean he just ended up here for no good reasons at all.

In fact, he doesn't even know how he got here in this school in the first place.

He just woke up behind this high school and some more misfortunate circumstances had happened and now he's here.

Running from the angry mob of girls like usual, well for the unlucky jogger that is.

Not to mention that this misfortunate jogger was already used to running away from an angry mob of people.

Whether it be a bunch of angry thugs, his angry classmates, an angry mob of girls, an angry looking guy who keeps yelling chocolate, an angry middle schooler, or anything that's angry in particular.

And they all seemed to like chasing him for some more unknown reasons that the boy could not even fathom.

He was already used to it.

All of it.

All of it in particular that is.

And it was mostly because of his damn misfortune.

And also his tendency to help random strangers who he has never even met before.

Because of that, this certain unlucky jogger is riddled with ridiculous amounts of misfortune and what not.

The girls that were chasing him were pretty good in running, I mean they were chasing him non stop from a couple of minutes to about an hour already and they haven't even shown any signs of exhaustion or sings of giving up already in their long chase scene.

These girls could even keep up with him, well some of them actually, the others who could not keep up with him already looked like they wanted to catch their breathes and collapse right about now in the great chase.

Not to mention that all of them were already slowing down in the chase.

They're not giving up any time now, so he needed to think pretty quick now, or else...

He looked back again.

This was his chance, they're already slowing down in their running, now think!

While the jogger was running he saw a corner in the school that he could use to out maneuver this certain angry mob.

So when the unlucky jogger saw this corner that he could potentially use for his advantage in his plight, he quickly sprinted towards the corner.

Though, unknown to the misfortunate boy, on the other side of this certain corner where the boy was heading to, there was also a certain pair of really famous girls in the school walking in the same direction as to where the misfortunate boy was currently heading to.

More specifically towards the same corner.

Both of this certain girls were wearing the same school uniform as the others in the school, you could obviously see that both of this girls were very classy judging by their walk alone.

One of the girls that were walking had long black hair tied up in a ponytail and the other one had more striking features compared to the other girl with the ponytail.

Mainly it's her long crimson red hair and eyes that were the most noticeable.

"My, my, President, what kind of tea would you like me to prepare later for the club meeting?" The girl with the black ponytail asked to the other girl with crimson red hair.

"Well, since you asked, I'd like some earl grey tea." The girl with the crimson red hair replied with just as much grace.

And then both of the girls continued to talk about the certain club meeting that was going to happen later.

Now let's get back to our very misfortunate jogger.

When the misfortunate boy saw his chance to quickly escape from this certain angry mob of girls, he didn't hesitate to take it one bit.

So he quickly darted to where the corner was.

While the boy was sprinting to the certain corner he glanced over his right shoulder to where the angry mob was.

The mob of girls were far behind him, that's to be expected obviously, thanks to this boy's good or maybe bad experience against running away from a bunch of certain someones he was already use to this.

Incidentally, the jogger had utmost confidence in his long distance running from angry mobs and angry girls.

On the other hand, his opponents were wearing 'kendo' uniforms that weren't really made for chasing certain perverts.

On top of that, some of the girls in the group were still shouting at him and calling him names, not even noticing that they were seemingly waisting their stamina on it.

The boy could easily deduce that this girls weren't really used to chasing people around.

'Looks like they're already far behind me' The boy thought while he was still looking at the group of angry girls.

The certain jogger was already closed to where the corner was and he was still sprinting to where it was.

Then in some kind of unlucky or lucky event.

Two girls.

Scratch that.

Two hot girls seemingly came out from nowhere by the corner.

The boy should have already expected this, since after all, corners are blind spots that are notorious for starting flags with clueless bystanders who were heading to the same direction.

Both of the hot girls were still facing and talking to each other about tea stuff and all.

And both of them didn't even notice or see the boy who was as of now currently running straight ahead to where they were walking to.

The boy was still running towards the corner of the school, he was still glancing in his right shoulder at the angry mob that was far behind him.

He was glad that he could finally get away from the insistent group of girls that were chasing him all this way and to finally rest in this unending chase of pervertedness.

The misfortunate jogger was still looking back at the angry mob of girls that he didn't even notice the two girls that seemingly came out from nowhere in the corner of the school that he was running to until it was already too late for the both parties that is.

Just like both of the girls that were having a peaceful conversation, the boy also didn't notice or see both of the girls that were currently walking to where he was as of now headed to.

And just like the first scenes of a harem anime, except the girl doesn't have a piece of buttered toast in her mouth, and there were also two girls instead of one.

Then, like the previously mentioned sentence above, both of the certain girls and the misfortunate jogger hit each other in a loud thud.

Due to the force of the running boy, the three of them went tumbling to the opposite directions of each other.

And in the process the three of them ends up halting at a few feet at each other.

All in some misfortunately weird full of potential misunderstanding positions.

Such Misfortune!


Authors notes's: Such misfortune indeed.

And that's chapter 1, or the prologue, whatever you may consider it.

Anyways that's just the first chapter of the story and our very misfortunate boy is already getting chased by an angry mob... Of girls.

Of course.

Let's see what kinds of misunderstandings and misfortune happens from here.

And expect some people to get their illusions broken.