I claim no ownership of anything belonging to the Ben 10 franchise.

One day in the gloriously entertaining Null Void, based off that one episode, featuring the one time Doctor Animo got totally and inexplicably ripped because...script writing!...D'Void, also previously known as Doctor Animo, all around wussy weirdo mad doctor who liked to mutate animals but now has beefed up significantly and began mass-controlling alien monstrosities with simple brains, was hanging out with his many Null Guardian minions when one of them decided to slip from his control and wig out.

"Wugga-woo!" it screamed seconds before lunging, sinking its teeth into his leg.

"Ow, that hurt a little! What the FUCK!" D'Void slapped it until it cried. "Bad Null Guardian! No bite D'Void! No dessert for you! Go stand in the corner!"

But the Null Guardian did not have legs, so it floated there in the corner. The wayward Null Guardian began to sob hysterically.

"Stop that at once! You needed to be punished. I cannot show weakness! I am the overlord of the Null Void, you know," said D'Void.

The Null Guardian cried harder.

"How are you even doing that? You don't have eyes, or tear ducts, or anything...or even, like, why would you cry exactly like a human being? I don't understand," he questioned as he became all the more unnerved by the illogical scenario.

The Null Guardian continued to make ugly sobbing sounds while spawning a torrent of tears from...someplace. In order to draw out excessive emotional responses from the audience. Most of which would be repulsive dismay, but...let's not be picky with our audience here and assume everyone wants to read our own personal fetish-based drivel. Over and over and over. And over. Yes, we adore hysterical crying. From grown men to alien beasts of burden who HAVE NO FUCKING EYES. WHERE ARE THEY CRYING FROM? EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

"Stop, you're going to make me cry!" D'Void cried. And then he cried. For real. In heavy, ugly sobs, with many spittle strings falling down his chin, and snot coming out of his nose. He sobbed hysterically while embracing the Null Guardian tightly in his muscular arms. "I'm sorry, I forgive you! Let's be friends again!"

He and the Null Guardian agreed to never fight again. And then they died. I am not going to explicitly state how. Feel free to make up your own delightfully bizarre scenario. It would likely still fit since nothing makes sense and everything is easily interchangeable without adding or taking away from the nonexistent plot.

Seriously though, how the fuck do Null Guardians cry?

(The End)