This is basically a short I call Mystery Family Drama Theater 3000...This is Pilot episode of my new series, but it all depends on you for me to make it a true series!
This story I'm reviewing is a story I just HATED...I'd put it in my favorites just to show you how awful it was...Unfortunetly, I don't fav terrible fics, so look up this fic yourself..Wouldn't be too hard though, considering it's the ONLY Family Guy/TDI crossover...I just wish it wasn't, because a FG/TDI crossover can be A HELL OF ALOT BETTER than what this doofus came up with...
So people, I proudly present...MYSTERY FAMILY DRAMA THEATER 3000! ... Brian: Uh, hi everyone! Today, we're going to observe the only crossover between Family Guy and TDI. Here with me is Stewie. Stewie: Hello rabid Family Guy fans...And haters... Brian: Along with our TDI represenatives, Lindsay and Courtney! Lindsay: Hi! Courtney: Let's just get this over with... Brian: Oh come on, this fanfiction stuff can't be too bad...Let's just give it a chance. So, here's our fanfiction for the day, 'Total drama meets family guy'...Wow, not even the decency to capitalize our show's name. What a start...Let's begin!
Written by Jesse Bodager Stewie: I say, what an incredible title! It almost seems like a 2-year old came up with it...Oh...Still, a 2-year old could've come up with a title like that! Stewie: Oh dear god, they're not actually going to do what I think they'll do! Stewie: OH DEAR GOD, THEY ARE! Courtney: Did this author really not have enough originality to come up with his own theme? How about you try suing this guy after the story Brian? Brian: Eh, I think suing for using original material as a use of ENTERTAINMENT IS POINTLESS AND WRONG...Which is the reason why I hate Youtube. Stewie: Guh, don't get me started on that! I tried submitting my sex tape a whi...Oh...I don't think I should've said that... Duncan: But where are those good ol' fashioned values (Gwen, Geoff, Harold and Trent show up) Brian: Wow, a Nazi joke...Tasty. Courtney: Since when was Duncan a Nazi? Stewie: Who the hell cares? This whole sequence is completely pointless!
(Suit gig, note that Courtney's suit is black, rather than gold, and Duncan is in a dark green Nazi uniform)
All: Lucky there's a man who, positively can do
All: All the things that make us
Harold: Laugh and Cry Stewie: HAROLD?...Takes MY SPOT IN THE SONG?...How dare that author slander my performance!
All: a
All:Fam-
All: -ily
All: Guy!
Brian: This
Stewie: Ref-
Courtney: -erence
All: SUCKS!
(End) Brian: I hate to tell you people this, but this chapter is probably THE BEST of the four...Get ready for a fun ride... Lindsay: I want nuts! Stewie: What kind, small or large, tanned or...Oh, you mean peanuts... Brian: God, we need waiter service here...I need a dry martinee to prepare for the suck... ... Rate and comment on this thing, and hopefully I can make this a riff series!
