This is basically a short I call Mystery Family Drama Theater 3000...This is Pilot episode of my new series, but it all depends on you for me to make it a true series!

This story I'm reviewing is a story I just HATED...I'd put it in my favorites just to show you how awful it was...Unfortunetly, I don't fav terrible fics, so look up this fic yourself..Wouldn't be too hard though, considering it's the ONLY Family Guy/TDI crossover...I just wish it wasn't, because a FG/TDI crossover can be A HELL OF ALOT BETTER than what this doofus came up with...

So people, I proudly present...MYSTERY FAMILY DRAMA THEATER 3000!

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Brian: Uh, hi everyone! Today, we're going to observe the only crossover between Family Guy and TDI. Here with me is Stewie.

Stewie: Hello rabid Family Guy fans...And haters...

Brian: Along with our TDI represenatives, Lindsay and Courtney!

Lindsay: Hi!

Courtney: Let's just get this over with...

Brian: Oh come on, this fanfiction stuff can't be too bad...Let's just give it a chance. So, here's our fanfiction for the day, 'Total drama meets family guy'...Wow, not even the decency to capitalize our show's name. What a start...Let's begin!

Total Drama meets family guy

Written by Jesse Bodager

Stewie: I say, what an incredible title! It almost seems like a 2-year old came up with it...Oh...Still, a 2-year old could've come up with a title like that!

Intro: TDI version of family guy theme

Stewie: Oh dear god, they're not actually going to do what I think they'll do!

Courtney: It seems today, that all ya see, is violence in movies and sex on TV.

Stewie: OH DEAR GOD, THEY ARE!

Courtney: Did this author really not have enough originality to come up with his own theme? How about you try suing this guy after the story Brian?

Brian: Eh, I think suing for using original material as a use of ENTERTAINMENT IS POINTLESS AND WRONG...Which is the reason why I hate Youtube.

Stewie: Guh, don't get me started on that! I tried submitting my sex tape a whi...Oh...I don't think I should've said that...

Duncan: But where are those good ol' fashioned values

(Gwen, Geoff, Harold and Trent show up)

All: On which we used to rely

(Suit gig, note that Courtney's suit is black, rather than gold, and Duncan is in a dark green Nazi uniform)

Brian: Wow, a Nazi joke...Tasty.

Courtney: Since when was Duncan a Nazi?

Stewie: Who the hell cares? This whole sequence is completely pointless!

All: Lucky there's a family guy

All: Lucky there's a man who, positively can do

All: All the things that make us

Harold: Laugh and Cry

Stewie: HAROLD?...Takes MY SPOT IN THE SONG?...How dare that author slander my performance!

All: He's

All: a

All:Fam-

All: -ily

All: Guy!

Brian: This

Stewie: Ref-

Courtney: -erence

All: SUCKS!

(End)

Brian: I hate to tell you people this, but this chapter is probably THE BEST of the four...Get ready for a fun ride...

Lindsay: I want nuts!

Stewie: What kind, small or large, tanned or...Oh, you mean peanuts...

Brian: God, we need waiter service here...I need a dry martinee to prepare for the suck...

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Rate and comment on this thing, and hopefully I can make this a riff series!