a/n: Found this on FF, but it's from LJ. Some of the words are changed to be catlike.

Doing my favorite slash pairing, Munkustrap/Tugger.

I cheated on thirty...

Warnings: Slash. Incest. Sexual themes. Human elements.


1. Comfort

The stares he gets are a little unnerving, but any doubts that crawl into Munkustrap's mind are eradicated when the Tugger squeezes his hand.

2. Kiss

"Kissing a chick isn't as fun as kissing you, Munk."

3. Soft

Munkustrap isn't as much of a pushover as the Tugger thought, and as the silver tom pushes him down, it's confirmed.

4. Pain

The Tugger can see the pain in his brother's face as Demeter stares at the two, and he'd say she was disgusted, but he really can't tell.

5. Potatoes

No matter how many times Munkustrap said, "Open the tunnel, here comes the train," Tugger simply wouldn't eat those damn potatoes.

6. Rain

The Tugger hates the rain, with the terrible wetness of it all, but if it means cuddling with Munkustrap under an awning, it's all right.

7. Chocolate

Munkustrap prefers real kisses over the candy ones.

8. Happiness

Munkustrap was never the giddy-happy type, but the Tugger brings out the worst in him.

9. Telephone

The last thing Munkustrap expects to happen on his birthday is to get a call from The Tugger, asking what kind of cake he likes, and how to spell his name.

10. Ears

"I'll take it you liked that," Munkustrap chuckles at the Tugger, who covers his ears with his paws and tries to pretend his face isn't bright red.

11. Name

There were a lot of innuendos with the Tugger's title, and Munkustrap would be rather glad about that.

12. Sensual

They weren't really much for theatrics, so when the Tugger puts a rose in his teeth, Munkustrap couldn't help but laugh.

13. Death

It's tough for both of them to watch their father be lowered into the ground—but they'll stay strong for each other.

14. Sex

Munkustrap just has that affect on the Tugger, an affect that makes him yowl.

15. Touch

Munkustrap never begged; he demanded.

16. Weakness

That's just what they are to each other.

17. Tears

To be honest, he didn't really think the Munkustrap could cry, but that's the furthest thought from Tugger's mind as he takes the silver tom in his arms.

18. Speed

Tugger's over running after queens—now he just wants to chase Munkustrap.

19. Wind

Sometimes Munkustrap wishes they could just fly away, ride on the wind and leave.

20. Freedom

The Tugger always wants what he can't have—and this time he doesn't mind.

21. Life

Even if they know they can't have kits of their own, at least they've got Jemima.

22. Jealousy

Munkustrap had to fight off a smirk as Tugger danced around the queens—if only they knew what he knew.

23. Paws

Tugger has a habit of letting his paws wander at very inappropriate times.

24. Taste

The Tugger doesn't really know what Munkustrap tastes like, but he knows it tastes good.

25. Devotion

Munkustrap knows he's lucky—no, scratch that; he's special.

26. Forever

"I hope you're ready for forever, Munkustrap, 'cos you're stuck with me."

27. Blood

Even if the Tugger only gets a little cut, the sound of the glass breaking makes Munkustrap's heart stop.

28. Sickness

"When I said in sickness and in health, I was kind of hoping we wouldn't have to deal with the former."

29. Melody

The Tugger can't help but feel smug when he hears Munkustrap humming his song.

30. Star

"You know how people always tell you to reach for the stars when you're little? Well, I got you."

31. Home

To Munkustrap, a home doesn't need a roof; it just needs strong arms—and maybe a sexy body, too.

32. Confusion

"Did you just call me Tum Rum Tugger?"

33. Fear

Munkustrap knows, now, that sometimes he doesn't have to be the fearless leader.

34. Lightning/thunder

It was embarrassing, but the Tugger was definitely the lightning to Munkustrap's thunder—after all, lightning comes before thunder.

35. Bonds

It might have been stupid, but the only way Tugger could think of to show his feelings for Munkustrap was to tie a string to each of their pinkies.

36. Market

After spending over a hundred bucks at the farmer's market, Munkustrap vowed never to let the Tugger come with him again.

37. Technology

Munkustrap didn't need porn—he had the Tugger.

38. Gift

"I prefer sex over pretty-wrapped books and crap."

39. Smile

Munkustrap really regretted getting Tugger that camera—he'd been yelled at to smile twenty times in two hours.

40. Innocence

Munkustrap remembered the old days, when everyone was tiny and clean and stuff—but he likes being all dirty and stuff more.

41. Completion

It's far too cliché to say that they complete each other, even if they do.

42. Clouds

Munkustrap couldn't keep from slapping himself when Tugger started singing "My Girl" after he complained about the bad weather.

43. Sky

It was the perfect time to comment on how Munkustrap's eyes were blue like the sky, but Tugger kept his mouth shut—Munkustrap would never let him hear the end of it.

44. Heaviside

Whenever he looks up, the Tugger wondered if Deuteronomy was watching them—and what he was thinking.

45. Hell

Whenever Munkustrap told him to go to Hell, Tugger would simply reply, "I'm taking you with me."

46. Sun

That's exactly what the Tugger was—he gave Munkustrap warmth, light.

47. Moon

Sometimes, Munkustrap wonders what Jemima thinks of him, thinks of his relationship with Tugger, and if she's really all that okay with it…

48. Waves

Munkustrap wasn't sure how Tugger convinced him to go to the beach, and he most certainly didn't expect to be thrown in the water like that.

49. Fur

Before they got together, Munkustrap thought Tugger's mane was annoying—but now, he decided it was a lot easier to hold on to than his head fur.

50. Supernova

When they're together, there's no such thing as the universe, or troubles, or an end—it's just them, and them alone.


a/n: Munkustrap and Tugger. The sex.

I recommend you do this, it's super fun. I might want to do it again… suggest a pairing, yeah? Femslash or het…

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