Bleach and…dbz?:Ep:1 Quick note :D HI! This is darkblade71 here!Tis is ma first fanfiction!PLZ don't make any comments tat are bad just ma first time :3Thx!*whispers*P.S. enjoy :DAlso read ma friends lavenderbluestar123s fanfiction :DP.S.:Ichigo talk is:Algerian.The hollow is:Arial black.Other people are:cooper black.Blade(me) is:Impact.

Chapter 1:SALVAGE!:D

"Sore o chikusho"whispered Ichigo.

*pokes a hollow several times*"yah:D nice hollow ni-"Rukia said just when the hollow smacked her across the face*crys loud and random noises*"wahhhhh gawhaaaa wah"

*wha?Face*"uhhhhhhh…Rukia I think you shouldn't have done th-"Ichigo said just when the hollow got a nuclear missle launcher and shot Rukia

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This scene may contain deadly …stuff? O-O

"that "Ichigo said"that damn stupid Rukia she gets killed every time I fight…whens blade coming back I cant stick with her"ichigo yelled

*hollow turns around*"gha gya fjgs!"(die now )!"the hollow yelled

"Urg"Ichigo said while getting ready to kill the hollow

*hollow rushs toward Ichigo*"yarg!"the hollow yelled just when…*slash*"gah?"the hollow said stared at his evil eyes glowed red and black with anger"garhhhh!"he yelled with full power.

"what was that?"Ichigo said saw swips of attacking ."what ?How?Ichigo thought

"I am the king of all hollows!"the hollow yelled furiously

Just when the mysterious figure said"I am the king of all super saiyans!then the figure was filled of power"I am vergeta the king of all ssjs(SSJ stands for super saiyan and I don't know why the J is there)

"die unknown beast haha!"vergeta yelled at the beast(the hollow).*Vergeta blasts the beast(the hollow)with :0.1(of kamehameha)

"What is he?"Ichigo thought to himself*starts to sweat while watching vergeta and the hollow battle*

"gwaa gahh she ga!"(what how could I end like this?)The hollow fell in tremble and shiver.

"Haha your to easy how do you call yourself a king when your extremely weak!"Vergeta yelled at the beast(hollow)

Ichigo walked up to vergeta and thanked him"thx…"Ichigo said and walked away

"hrm"Vergeta said and walked away just when he had an idea"where am i?"vergeta asked Ichigo

Ichigo answer"in my world,how did you even get here any ways?"

"well i…

AFTER A LOT OF BLABBERING OF STORY

"oh,But how did you make it then?"ichigo asked

"I didn't make it"vergeta answered back

"Then who did?"Ichigo asked vergeta

"I don't know who did It just know th-"Vergeta said just when an exploding noise came out

"whoa what was that!"Vergeta said

"its probably Rukia again"Ichigo said while rolling his eyes.

*hear from far away distance*"Ichigo im back!"Rukia yelled

"Damn it run!"Ichigo yelled

*rukia turn angry*"I KILL YOU!"*trips in to acid puddle*"arg it burns"*dies*

"wow shes so worthless…lol"Vergeta said

"I know shes a dumb girl how does captain kuchiki deal with her"Ichigo mumbled

LATER…. They both walked down the town blabber about stuff.

"So your brother ….gwerko is in vegeta?"Ichigo said

"his name is goku okay?"Said Vergeta

"okay whatever and he's still at your home planet"Ichigo said

"yes and-"Vergeta said just when an expoding noise came out again.

"Rukia!'they both yelled as the ran

Now Rukia was different…..very different….

Find out next on chapter 2:damn you underworlds for pizza!