Bake Sale

A/N::: what? I dont know. Hope you like itXDXDXD D

Pip was mixing some sort of cake batter in a huge shiny bowl. Damien smirked, wondering what I dear Pip was doing now.

"What the fuck are you doing, and why are you doing that when you could be doing me?" Damien faked a offended face.

"Well, Damien dear, I am making cake for the church bake sale. And as for not 'doing you' well, I just did 30 minutes ago."

"Yea. 30 minutes ago. I. Am. Horny." Damien pulled a demonic-puppy-eyed-look.

"Yea? Well maybe later I need to make this cake." Pip rolled his eyes at the horn-ball he was dating.

"Why? For the stupid church? I. Do. Not. Give. A. Fuck!"

"Damien all the money that the bake sale makes is going to help starving kids all around the world." Pip humfped matter of factly.

"Who cares? Let the brats starve. No one loves them anyways." The Gothic looking teen rested his chin on his fist. "Plus...how can you care about neglected kids, when you're neglecting me?"

"DAMIEN! That is an AWFUL thing to say! I CARE ABOUT THEM! Ant you will NEVER get intimate actions from me again unless you start caring about others LIKE A GOOD LITTLE DEMON!" Pip's screamed, face all red from anger.

Damien stared at the blonde for a while with his bottom lip quivering. "S-sorry...i care. In fact it's awful hoe those starving kids live! They should get off their lazy asses and get a job!" Damien looked proud of this statement, as if it showed that he did care after all. He was wrong.

"Damien! That is NOT caring!" Pip face-palmed at the fail of his lovers words.

"Sorry..." Damien winced. "I'm still new on this whole 'caring about others' thing." The raven haired boy just shrugged.

"Yea...i guess I'll just have to get used to it..." Pip looked away sadly. "Well...I am off to bed now. See you in the morning..." Pip walked upstairs not even looking back at the demon.

"I'll show him! I'll show him that I can care! If it'll make him happy i'd do anything..." Damien thought to himself as he curdled up on the couch, not daring to sleep next to Pip after his comments.

Next day~~

Pip walked home from Church (it was Sunday) with a sad look on his face. "I hope that the bake sale will make lots of money. I just wish I could help by making a cake..." Pip thought.

When Pip walked through the front door, he was immediately terrified. There was a gooey substance all. Over. The. Walls!

Pip thought calmly that It probably wasn't guts for it was brown and not red. Pip took a deep breath and took a step into the kitchen, afraid of what he might see.

Pip opened his eyes slowly and saw...

Damien. Wearing an apron. Making cakes.

"Damien?" The raven teen jumped at the sound of his name and turned around, his face a lovely shade of pink.

"H-hey Pippers...you're home early..." He stammered.

"What on earth are you doing?" The blonde questioned, clearly amused.

"Uhmm... showing you that I care. About the gay-ummm...WONDERFUL bake sale to help the starving basta-KIDS!" Damien wasn't so good at lieing to Pip.

"AWW! How sweet of you" Pip wrapped his arms around a batter-covered demon and kissed him passionately.

"They...they aren't poisoned...are they?"

"Pip. The first time I ever do anything nice, and you accuse me of poisoning your church bake sale?" Damien quirked an eyebrow.

"Well...i just wanted to be sure." Pip blushed at his questioning. Damien just laughed.

A/N::: lol the ending sux balls. Jus saying. Well I really love reviews. Hint hint wink wink. As in...REVIEW OR FEEL THE WRATH OF THE ANTI-CHRIST!