Opening Statement: Hey there readers, hope you've liked these stories so far, because... they are going to keep on coming. And this is a special one, as it's one that hasn't really happened in a while on fanfiction... this is some rules. See I was sitting here on my bed and reading over Kuro Rakka Shimo's old post "Kuro's Rules To Living With The Seville Family!" and it got me thinking about what rules need to be made in the Seville house with five bats in the home. So without further delay, let's get laying down the law!

Disclaimer: AATC belongs to Ross B. and Fox Studios, and the OC's of Nathan, Kris, Cleo, Julian, Amani, Zack and Silas belong to me.


Seville Family Rule Book.

Every family has rules, no running while holding scissors, don't leave trash all over the house, you know the usual drill. But this is the Seville house we're talking about, and things are a bit different due to the majority of the residents being talking rodents, six chipmunks, five bats, and although not living exclusively in the Seville home, a rat with voodoo magic and a squirrel who lives next door. There's been a lot of these rules made due to circumstances that defy common logic, but that's what happens when you live in a house with talking rodents. All the events that accompany the rules actually happened, most of which I've been a witness to, so let's get to the actual rules.

Rules 1 to 20:

Rule #1: Air-horn + Nathan sleeping = You going to the ER!

Most people don't know this, though like most bats Nathan is somewhat prone to napping during the day... a perfect target for a prank, though Toby would learn very quickly not to do this ever again.

*Nathan hanging in the living room from the ceiling, softly snoring as he napped. Toby then entered the room with an air-horn and held it inches from Nathan's head*

Toby: This is going to be great!

Nathan: *still snoring softly*

*Toby pushes the button on the horn and blows the loud noise into Nathan's ear, the large bat's eyes snapping open as he lost his grip and fell to the couch, Toby laughing hysterically*

Toby: OH MY GOD, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACE!

Nathan: *growling* Really... I could say the same about you!

*Toby only has time to glance toward Nathan before he's being mauled by the large bat, screaming in both terror and pain*

Yeah... that's why Toby doesn't like to visit too often anymore.


Rule #2: Alvin is no longer allowed near Kris's blood supply!

I know Alvin loves to play some pretty elaborate pranks, but this time he nearly made Brittany have a heart attack by... well just look at this here!

*Brittany walks into the kitchen and then screams, finding Alvin lying in a pool of blood with a dark stain centered on his chest*

Brittany: OH MY GOD, ALVIN! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!?

*Brittany throws herself onto Alvin's body, sobbing a bit before Alvin jolted upright and grabbed his mate, causing Brittany to scream*

Alvin: Hahaha! I got you Britt!

Brittany: *teary eyed but pissed* YOU IDIOT! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

*Alvin quickly leaps out of the blood pool, dashing away and leaving behind bloody paw prints*

Alvin: You'll never catch me alive!

Okay Alvin, tell yourself that, meanwhile Kris is going to be pissed beyond all reason for you wasting her blood supply.


Rule #3: If you ever see Silas anywhere, RUN!

That rat may be a master of voodoo, but I'll be damned if he isn't the greatest prankster I've ever known! I mean look what he did to Dave!

*Dave sitting in his office going over paperwork, when he is suddenly engulfed in a glowing cloud, which soon clears and reveals a Chipmunk in Dave's clothing*

Chipmunk Dave: SILAS!

Silas: Oh come on now, haven't you always wondered what goes through your son's heads?

*Chipmunk Dave glaring at the rat intensely*

Chipmunk Dave: NO! Change me back NOW!

*Silas rolls his eyes and snaps his fingers, returning Dave to normal*

Silas: Spoil sport.

Yeah, Silas is pretty unpredictable, and since he can essentially show up whenever he feels like it, we can never be sure what to expect. Dave still had a tail for a couple days after that one!


Rule #4: For the sake of everyone, if Brittany ever asks if her outfits make her look fat, DO NOT ANSWER!

Brittany is by far the cutest and, by chipmunk standards, sexiest girl in the house. But every so often she'll just ask this question out of the blue, and no matter how you answer it, she gets mad and starts to throw a tantrum! Seriously, don't even try and avoid the question by saying "No comment", that just makes it worse.

*Brittany in her and Alvin's room trying on a new pink dress, twirling around in the mirror while Alvin reads a book (I know! I'm shocked too!)*

Brittany: Alvin, does this dress make me look fat?

Alvin: *still reading* Yeah whatever.

*Brittany's eyes go wide and her tail puffs up like a cat's tail, Alvin then cluing into what she had asked and slamming his book shut*

Alvin: Brittany! I'm sorry about what I said, I wasn't really paying attention-

Brittany: Oh! So I'm not even worth your time now is that it!?

Alvin: What? No of course you are! I just was kinda getting into my book and-

Brittany: So a book is more important to you than your mate!?

Alvin: I didn't say that! I was just caught off guard by your question, you look beautiful in that dress, hot even... in fact you're down right sexy-

Brittany: SO I'M JUST A HOT BODY TO YOU?! IS THAT IT!?

*Alvin sighs in defeat and lowers his head a bit*

Alvin: Just get it over with Britt, I know there's no way out of this-

*Brittany pulls a round house kick to Alvin's head, sending the red clad chipmunk to the floor with a pained squeak*

And that's why Alvin now has a prerecorded message on his phone to answer for him, Brittany seems to take things easier if presented through a device.


Rule #5: Though a rare sight, if you ever see Alvin reading anything for more than ten minutes, DO NOT DISTURB THE MUNK!

I found this one out the hard way myself, and I still have a hard time wrapping my head around what happened that day...

*Alvin in the kitchen reading one of the Skulduggery Pleasant books, I walk in and sit at the table with my phone*

Me: Hey Alvin, I got a review for that story where you and Brittany had your bodies swapped-

Alvin: Uh huh.

Me: -and they said the part where Brittany kissed you was adorable-

Alvin: Don't care!

*I get a little flustered and look at the book he's standing on (he's a chipmunk, he can't hold the book up himself)*

Me: So... what are you reading-

Alvin: OH MY GOD! IS IT THAT HARD TO GET SOME PEACE AND QUIET?! I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BONE MAN!

Me: *waving hands defensively* Whoa there Alvin, didn't mean to-

Alvin: *growling* Then do me a favor and SHUT THE MUNK UP!

*Alvin then pushed his paw forward, the air ripples around him, and I end up being flung out of the kitchen, through the window and into the front yard*

... I still don't know how Alvin managed to do that. I'll have to speak to Silas later about it.


Rule #6: If you value your dignity, never and I mean NEVER, pull the "fingers in warm water" prank on Jeanette.

Anyone else is fine, even Simon. They don't like it and will probably get mad at you, but they aren't as vindictive as Jeanette is. Unfortunately, Kris discovered this the hard way.

*late at night in Jeanette's room, Kris carrying a warm bowl of water and giggling to herself as she approached the bed*

Kris: *whispering* this is going to be hilarious!

Jeanette: *snoring softly with her arms crossed loosely across her chest*

*Kris gently takes one of Jeanette's arms and dips her fingers into the warm water, causing Jeanette to stir slightly, then a dark wet spot forms around where Jeanette's pelvis was under the blanket*

Kris: Hehehe, this is going to freak her out in the morning.

*Kris gently removes her sister's hand from the bowl and goes to place it back onto Jeanette's chest, only to freeze when she saw Jeanette's eyes were wide open, and glaring at her*

Jeanette: You... made me wet myself...

Kris: Jean, it's only a joke-

Jeanette: I NEVER wet myself!

Kris: Jeanette! You'll wake up everyone in the house!

*Jeanette grins evilly and then lets loose a scream worthy of a horror movie, immediately bringing Dave to the bedroom door*

Dave: JEANETTE! What happened?

Jeanette: *fake crying* Kris tried to bite me again!

*Kris gasping and throwing her hands up defensively*

Kris: No I didn't! I made her wet the bed- ooohhh, that was a trap... well played Jean.

Dave: *taking a deep breath* KRIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!

Needless to say Kris ended up having to wash Jeanette's nightgown... and her bed sheets... and the blankets, pretty much everything Jeanette had peed on due to Kris's little prank... BY HAND!


Rule #7: Under no circumstances are Samantha and Claire EVER to be left in the same room together without at least one other person there!

Although Claire has moved on from Dave, she still feels jealous about the woman that took her place. The two get along pretty well, but sometimes things just... happen.

*Claire and Samantha in the living room watching TV, Theodore sitting in a nearby chair with a somewhat nervous expression on his face*

Claire: So, how's you and Dave's relationship so far Sam?

Samantha: *shrugs her shoulders* Fine I guess, I mean it's obviously going better than when you were dating him right?

*Claire's right eye lid twitches, and Theodore yelps and leaps over to the coffee table*

Theodore: Please! Don't get into a fight!

Claire: *glances at Theodore and smiles* Oh we won't Theo, don't worry... *under her breath* ...especially since Dave isn't the first guy to have her.

*Samantha catches the last part and slowly turns to look at Claire*

Samantha: WHAT DID YOU SAY!

*Theodore's eyes bug out and he shivers a bit*

Theodore: Please! Don't fight!

Claire: *ignoring Theodore completely* Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You see Sam what I meant to say was...

*at this point, Claire pulls out a loud speaker*

Claire: *through loud speaker* ...HOW WAS IT WITH THE FIRST MR. RIGHT!? Samantha.

*both Theodore and Samantha are wearing shocked expressions, though Samantha was visibly pissed off*

Theodore: Holy shit Claire.

That day was one of the worst ones, never knew that so much damage could be caused by two women during a cat fight!


Rule #8: For a similar reason as Rule #4, never insult Brittany with anything that targets how she looks... EVER!

Don't worry, this won't land you with a pissed off chipette clawing your eyes out... rather quite the opposite. Despite her confidence and determination, Brittany's emotional kryptonite is being told she isn't pretty... and that's not anything you want to be responsible for.

*Brittany at Cheer practice with her sisters when Ryan walks by and makes a wolf whistle*

Brittany: Ryan, I'm flattered, but I have a mate already and-

Ryan: That wasn't directed at you ugly, I was-

*Ryan stops upon seeing the look on Brittany's face, her eyes widened to nearly double their size and tears welling in them, her bottom lip trembling a bit*

Brittany: *sobbing* I-I'm not pretty?

Jeanette: Britt, Ryan's just a douche, are you really going to-

Brittany: *drops to her knees and buries her face into her paws and starts to cry her eyes out* I'M NOT PRETTY ANYMORE!

*Everyone glares at Ryan, including his human girlfriend on the squad, causing the jock to sigh and walk over to Brittany*

Ryan: I'm... I'm sorry for-

*Ryan doesn't get to finish before Brittany screams and slashes her tiny claws across his face, angry tears streaming down her cheeks*

Brittany: YOU DAMN WELL BETTER BE SORRY YOU DICK!

Hey, I said it wouldn't make Brittany attack you, never said anything about her lashing out in pure spite. Though to his merit, Ryan actually bought Brittany a box of chocolates as a peace offering... she accepted and forgave him, which surprised Alvin to no end.


Rule #9: Family Guy is not to be quoted at the dining room table when there are guests.

This one has been covered by one of my friends before but I figured I'd elaborate on it because of one evening that Zack came over to have supper with Kris.

*Everyone at the table waiting for the food to be prepared, when Alvin starts grinning*

Alvin: BRITTANY! WHERE IS MY SUPPER!?

*Brittany and the other chipmunks glance over to Alvin, then like a virus the grin spreads to all five other chipmunks*

Brittany: STILL IN THE OVEN!

Alvin: WILL I HAVE IT SOON?!

Brittany: QUITE SOON!

Alvin: THANK YOU!

Brittany: YOU'RE WELCOME!

*at this point Zack is just watching this with morbid fascination while Kris is rubbing at her temples*

Zack: What is going on here?

Kris: You don't want to know.

Alvin: NYEH!

Brittany: NYEH!

Alvin: NYEH!

Brittany: NYEH!

Simon: NYEH!

Jeanette: NYEH!

Eleanor: NYEH!

Theodore: NYEH!

*Zack looks visibly shaken from what he just witnessed while Kris is just squeezing her eyes shut as if to try and shut out the event altogether*

Zack: I'm frightened.

*Kris rolls her eyes and grabs Zack's arm, tugging him towards the door*

Kris: Let's go. Perhaps we can have a peaceful meal at your mother's house.

Zack hasn't been the same since that day, he still jumps when someone says "NYEH!" near him.


Rule #10: If Alvin and Brittany are in their room for more than three hours during the day, DO NOT OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!

Ever since the "Theodore Incident" we've been pretty keen on determining whether or not Alvin and Brittany are mating at that moment. Miles learned the hard way once when he forgot his smart phone in their room.

*Miles walking up to Alvin and Brittany's bedroom and walks into the room, immediately hearing a rustling from the bed and finding Alvin and Brittany hiding themselves under the blankets*

Miles: Oh God, I'm so sorry Alvin! I just forgot my phone in here and-

Alvin: *growling* GET THE MUNK OUT OF HERE!

*Brittany glances to Alvin, then Miles, then back to Alvin and grins*

Brittany: We could always let him watch-

Miles: AWW HELL NO!

*Miles grabs his phone and leaps out of the room like he was trying to escape an explosion*

We also learned that day that Brittany is a bit into voyeurism... she even confessed that during the "Theodore Incident" she actually got excited from spotting him in the door... not sure how to take that.


Rule #11: If you value your life, do not make Julian or Amani cry when either Nathan or Cleo are nearby.

If you do this, your best chance for survival is to buy a one way ticket to Mexico and hope for the best. James Suggs learned the hard way that Hell hath no fury like that of an angry mother or father... or in his case BOTH!

*Suggs approaching the Seville home and knocking on the door*

Suggs: OPEN THE DOOR CHIPMUNKS! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!

*Unknown to James, Julian was right next to the door when he banged on it, causing the flying fox pup to jump in surprise and then burst into terrified tears, though James heard this and peaked through the cat door*

Suggs: Oh dear, I'm sorry little guy... you look a lot like my old partner Nathan-

*James didn't get to complete his observation, as Nathan swooped out of the cat door and started tearing into his face*

Nathan: YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU MADE MY SON CRY!

Suggs: I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT NATE-

*Cleo exits the home too and pulls Nathan off of James's face*

Cleo: NATHAN! What have I told you about mauling people who make our pups cry?

Suggs: Thank you miss, I can't tell you how-

Cleo: Without letting me have a turn!

*James grew pale before Cleo started to tear into him, Nathan tearing into his former partner's clothing and sending shreds of it flying around the yard*

Took us nearly three hours to get them off the man, and that was even with Silas using a sleeping spell on them... apparently the saying "don't go to sleep angry" has more truth than I thought, as they kept on mauling James in their sleep!


Rule #12: If Simon or Jeanette run out of the basement, FOLLOW THEIR LEAD!

Those two may be the smartest chipmunks I've ever known, but on more than one occasion some of their experiments have nearly killed me! Or blew up the house, set someone on fire, nearly made the entire Earth implode... okay that last one was a bit of an exaggeration, but you get the idea.

*I walk into the kitchen for a glass of water when I hear a loud explosion from the basement, followed by rapid footfalls, Simon and Jeanette leaping out of the basement and slamming the door shut behind them*

Me: What the Hell is going on?

Simon: *panting* We were trying to make a small nuclear reactor to give us more power for less money.

Jeanette: And *coughs out a puff of black smoke* it kinda had a mini meltdown.

*I immediately grab them both and start running*

Me: DAVE! GET EVERYONE OUT OF THIS HOUSE NOW UNLESS YOU WANT MUTATED CHIPMUNKS LIVING HERE!

Amazingly, none of us got radiation poisoning... though I did feel a tingle when I picked up Jeanette and Simon... maybe they got a hit of radiation and will turn into something like those Fallout style Molerats... ugh that'd be ugly!


Rule #13: Give a Valentines Day card to Brittany every year... OR SUFFER!

Now the suffering isn't physical... Brittany's not that vindictive, but if you forget to get her either a card, a flower or some candy on the fourteenth of February, you may as well have signed your own death certificate. Brittany's a master at making you feel guilty for however long she feels you deserve it.

*Toby playing some Halo when Brittany walks into the room, sits next to him and sighs. This shockingly gains his attention and he pauses his game*

Toby: Brittany? Is something wrong?

Brittany: *sighs* I didn't get a Valentines Day card from Miles yet... I think he doesn't like me anymore...

*Miles, who's been sitting in the armchair texting Ashley, swiftly turns to Brittany and smiles nervously*

Miles: I... forgot?

*Toby shakes his head before pulling a Halo themed Valentines Day card from his pocket, handing it to Brittany*

Toby: Big mistake on your part man.

*Brittany then smiles up at Toby and hugs his wrist*

Brittany: Thanks Toby, at least someone remembered to give me a card.

*Miles rolls his eyes and then taps away at his phone, Brittany's phone vibrating in her pocket and making her look at the screen, a smile spreading over her face*

Miles: You're welcome.

*Toby glanced at Brittany's phone screen and groans*

Toby: That's cheating! An E-card?

Miles lucked out on that one, me... I kinda forgot to get her a card and I'm making her a box of her favorite chocolates! Which if anyone's wondering, it's anything with peanut butter... speaking of...


Rule #14: Peanut Butter + Brittany = ONE FUCKED UP CHIPETTE!

I don't know why, but if Brittany eats too much peanut butter, she turns into a hyperactive moron with the attention span of a gold fish! I swear I've seen crack addicts acting more behaved than Brittany after eating half a jar of peanut butter!

*Dave in the kitchen making a sandwich, opening the jar of peanut butter to take some, but being surprised by a pink blur shooting out of the jar*

Brittany: PEANUT BUTTER IS MY LIFE!

Dave: *sighs* Brittany? What have I told you about-

Brittany: I'M A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH!

Dave: Brittany, calm down-

*Brittany leaps up and lands on Dave's shoulder, allowing him to see how much she was trembling and how dilated her pupils were*

Brittany: YOU'RE A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH!

Dave: TIMBERWOLF! GET THE NAP TIME SPRAY!

*Brittany seems to understand this, as she dashes off and runs into the living room*

Brittany: NEVER AGAIN! I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER!

*I manage to cut Brittany off and shoot a cloud of "Nap Time Spray" at her, the speed she was running however causing her to cartwheel into the air and land with a soft thud on the couch right next to Amani, whom quickly grabs Brittany and starts snuggling with her*

Me: Okay Dave, we need to lock up the peanut butter.

Before any of you ask, this is an isolated event... I tested this myself... and let's just say that Alvin now has a fear of peanut butter.


Rule #15: If you see Kris shivering and scratching at her arm incessantly, RUN AND HIDE!

These are the signs that Kris is about to go into a Blood Frenzy, seeing as she's still new to having the thirst for blood, Kris sometimes succumbs to her instincts of the hunt.

*Nathan, Cleo and their pups flying into their family's room, closing and locking the door just as a thunk is heard*

Kris: OW! FUCK YOU DOOR!

*Kris notices Simon sneaking away behind her and dives in for a kill, only to be caught by me, after which I present her with a super sized cup full of blood from her supply*

Me: Drink this instead Kris, you're less likely to get sick from it.

Simon: *glaring at me* Hey!

Me: Remember the nuclear meltdown in the basement? My Geiger counter is still going nuts!

Yeah, these times can be tricky, but thankfully that time when the frenzy ended Kris wasn't crying her eyes out... I think it's because she got too much blood in her to actually do anything else.


Rule #16: Marlon Webb vines are banned from this household... PERIOD.

It's not because of the excessive cursing and the use of the "N" word, but rather that Alvin is constantly finding ways to work them into his normal daily routine of being an annoying little... "fart waffle"? Okay who's been messing with my script?

*Me, Toby and Miles playing some Mario Kart on the Wii U, when Alvin walks in with four cups of pudding*

Alvin: Here, have some pudding guys!

Me: Thanks Alvin.

Toby: Right on, time to pudding this bitch up!

*Miles and I give Toby a weird look before Miles takes his cup*

Miles: Uhhh... thanks bro.

*We all open our pudding cups and take a bite, immediately I feel strange, and strt seeing double of Alvin, whom is dancing wile holding a spoonful of pudding*

Alvin: THERE'S SOMETHING IN THIS PUDDING!

I don't know what he put in that stuff, all I know is that when I came out of it, I was in the back yard wearing a tu-tu and talking to Elvis!


Rule #17: DMX music is tolerated... so long as Theodore is not anywhere nearby.

Like Brittany with peanut butter, If Theodore hears any sort of DMX song, he turns into what I can only call a mini DMX.

*I walk into the house with the mail, stopping when I see Theodore with his hood up and a pair of sunglasses on*

Me: Theodore? You okay-

Theodore: Y'ALL GON' MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND, UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE!

Me: *rolls eyes* ALVIN! Did you leave your DMX CD in the stereo again?

Theodore: Y'ALL GON' MAKE ME GO ALL OUT, UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE!

*Alvin looks out into the kitchen and then laughs, leaping up onto the table and beginning to beat box the tune for the song*

Theodore: Y'ALL GON' MAKE ME ACT A FOOL, UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE!

Me: ALVIN! You aren't helping!

Alvin: *briefly stopping his beat boxing* Did you really expect me to help?

*Alvin then resumes his beat boxing, Theodore also continuing his performance*

Theodore: Y'ALL GON' MAKE ME LOSE MY COOL, UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE!

Me: *left eye lid twitching before I pull out the "Nap Time Spray"* THAT'S IT! NAP TIME!

Okay so I use the Nap Time Spray a little too often, not like there's a rule against it... wait a minute.


Rule #18: TimberWolf is not allowed to use the "Nap Time Spray" for small things.

Oh what the Hell! I didn't write this rule, who did it?

*Brittany standing on my laptop keyboard and typing away on it*

Brittany: There, see you spray me with that stuff now!

Me: HEY! NO TOUCHING MY COMPUTER!

*I take out the spray and go to shoot Brittany with it, only for her to shake her head*

Brittany: Rule #18 TimberWolf.

Me: *eye twitching, before I spray her anyway* FUCK YOU, THAT'S MY COMPUTER!

*Brittany flops onto the floor, causing me to wince a bit*

Me: Okay, I think I see where this rule is useful.

So I admit I used Nap Time Spray way too excessively, but that still didn't give Brittany the right to be on my computer...


Rule #19: Like seeing Alvin reading, if ever you see Alvin cry during a movie, DON'T MAKE FUN OF HIM FOR IT!

Alvin may act tough, but he has a soft spot for sad or sentimental scenes in movies, like this example that happened during Alvin and Brittany's movie night, she had picked out James Cameron's "Titanic".

*Alvin and Brittany watching the ending scene of Titanic, where Jack is in the water while Rose floats on the door, when Brittany hears Alvin sobbing softly*

Brittany: Alvin? A-are you crying?

Alvin: *sobbing* He died... he didn't get to give Rose his heart...

*Brittany smiles and pulls Alvin into her arms, patting his back and hushing him*

Brittany: It's okay Alvin, I'm just glad you-

*Toby and Miles then pop up from behind the couch and laugh at Alvin*

Toby: Look at him, what a cry baby!

Miles: Yeah! He's got more tears on his face then an onion chopper!

*Alvin looks around a bit before he simply curls up into a ball, Brittany growling before she lunges at Miles and Toby*

Brittany: YOU INSENSITIVE, HEARTLESS BASTARDS! THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME ALVIN'S EVER OPENED UP TO ME LIKE THIS, AND YOU RUINED IT!

*Brittany then proceeded to start scratching at the two humans, lot injuring them but tearing their clothes to crap before she walked over to Alvin, a piece of Miles's sweater in her hand which she used to gently wipe up Alvin's tears*

Never said he'd be the one to worry about now did I, Brittany is extremely protective of her mate... it's scary sometimes.


Rule #20: If at first you don't succeed, get Julian.

Seriously, it's amazing what little bat pup is capable of. I've seen him pick the locks on the cupboards for Brittany once.

*Brittany trying to get into the peanut butter cupboard, tugging on the chain around the handles*

Brittany: I WANT MY PEANUT BUTTER!

*Julian flies in and lands next to his aunt*

Julian: You need help Aunt Brittany?

Brittany: *smiling warmly* If you could please.

*Julian then pops his knuckles a bit and pokes a claw into the keyhole, listening carefully until he yanked on the lock and it popped open*

Julian: There you go Aunty!

Brittany: Thanks, you're such a sweet nephew.

*Brittany then opens the cupboard door and hops inside, dragging a large jar of peanut butter back out and taking it with her to the living room*

And that's the lovely story of how Julian unintentionally acted as a provider. He's only a month old and doesn't fully understand that Brittany isn't meant to gorge herself on peanut butter so we let him get away with it for now.


And there we have it, rules 1 to 20, if you like this then I may have more rules for you guys out there to read, tell me in the comment/review box below which rule was your favorite, and I'll see you guys and girls next time... and since this whole post was essentially a collection of random moments, I'm omitting it for this entire post, don't worry, they aren't dead, just not needed here.