You lost what?" Gintoki spun around, staring at Kagura, who was looking sheepishly at the floor.
"I..I kinda lost patsuans glasses, uh huh. I put them on Sadaharu to see if it was cute but he ran outside and.."
"Oi, we can't just turn around and say "sorry, we lost em'" and tap our heads! Thats shoujo!
Whadda we do?"
Suddenley, the pair froze. Footsteps could be heard walking up the Yorozuya steps. Then a bang.
Then more steps followed by another bang. "He..he didn't have a spare pair!" shouted Kagura and Gintoki.
Shinpachi entered the door of the Yorozuya and felt his way to the sofa.
"Hey, Gin-san, Kagura-chan. Have either of you seen my glasses by any chance..? You remember what happened last time I lost them so..I'm kind of worried.."
Kagura and Gintoki glanced at each other. They could only remember too well, jumping through time to find Shinpachi and his glasses before he turned invisible.
"Uummmm Patsuan! You haven't seen the news? There's a.. an.." Gintoki didn't know what sort of excuse to use.
"A glasses eating alien from outer space that gains enegy from the megane people,uh huh!"
Kagura finished.
Shinpachi's not an idiot,he won't believe that! Oh, god, if he gets his sister involved- Gintoki was cut off from his thoughts when he heard "Oh, really? Man, these aliens are getting weirder and weirder.
Remember that Giant intergalactic space woman? I guess I'd better go to centeral Edo to get a new pair.."
Kagura grinned at Gintoki.

"I guess sometimes living in an alien filled country isn't so bad." Gintoki muttered.