EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
SCRATCHY
VS
TOM
BEGIN
[SCRATCHY]
ALRIGHT TOM TIME TO RAPE YOU TO THE DEATH
IF YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND THEN YOU WOULD HAVE SEX
YOUR SHOW A BABY YOU ARE WEAKER THAN A SNAIL
YOUR PAL JERRY WOULD'VE SEND YOU TO HELL
WHAT THE FUCK YOU SOMETIME BEFRIENDED JERRY
WHEN YOU BLAST OFF TO MARS AND HE NEVER FUCK A THING
YOU WREAK THE PLACE ALOT JUST USE THE WEAPON
LIKE GUN, EXPLOSION, KNIFE, AND EXECUTION
[TOM]
OH SCREW YOU SCRATCHY, YOUR SHOW IS BAD
MAKING BART, LISA, MAGGIE IMATATION GO BAD
ALL YOU DO IS SHOW BLOOD GUT AND GORE
YOU ARE WORST THAN A PET YOUR A SHITTY WHORE
YOUR TRYING TO KILL ITCHY SO THE FAN WILL LIKE YOU
YOU ARE WAY TO SLOW ITCHY MIGHT'VE RAPE YOU
WHEN KRUSTY SHOW CANCELLED YOU'LL COMMIT SUICIDE
THEN MY SHOW IS COOLER AND THAT THE REASON WHY
[SCRATCHY]
OH SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP YOU COPYCAT
YOUR A COPY OF MY SHOW ONLY IT HAD WAY MANY TRAP
EVERYTIME YOU LOSE THE FAN WILL THINK YOUR LAME
YOUR THE WORST HYPER VERISON THAN IN YOUR GAME
YOU DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT MY SHOW IS RATED PG 14
IT MAY HAVE BAD STUFF THAT YOU NEVER SEEN
GO STRAIGHT TO HELL YOU PUSSYCAT
THAT IS THE TIME WHEN I FINISH THIS RAP
[TOM]
OH YEAH YOU JERK YOU ARE A DIRTY PLAYER
YOUR THE WORST VERSION OF ENOUGH AND EXCALIBUR
TIME TO KICK THIS FAGGOT OUT OF THE SKY
YOU CANT DEFEAT ME WHEN YOUR GOING TO CRY
KRUSTY IS A BONEHEAD HE COULDNT MAKE YOU COOL
ALL HE DOES IS SMOKE A CIGAR OR TWO
I DONT NEED YOU ANYMORE YOU ARE GOING TO HELL
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE AND FIGHTING WENT WELL
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE
