So I got bored again, and needed something to occupy me for about an hour.
It's more like dialogue, I know, but can you blame me? I hate chatspeak and I don't even know HOW to text on my cellphone!
Oh well, whatever, enjoy.
To Whom It May Concern
KnivesInUrEyes: Psssst. Sakura.
CherryBlossomz: What Tenten?
KnivesInUrEyes: I'm texting you!... stealthily!
CherryBlossomz: Tenten, not today, seriously, this is important to me.
KnivesInUrEyes: Oh come on, every dinner you have with chicken head is important. Lets get the fuck out of here.
CherryBlossomz: NO! Tenten! FUCK!...AND DON'T CALL SASUKE THAT!
KnivesInUrEyes: But SAKU-CHAN
CherryBlossomz: Don't fucking call me that either! Tenten, you're my friend and all, but I'm not going to spend this entire dinner texting you underneath the table.
KnivesInUrEyes: Look Sakura, my thumbs hurt, this ball gown is itchy, and I'm pretty sure that at least five old dudes are fucking EYE-RAPING ME!
SexyWind: Whazup my homie G's.
CherryBlossomz: Temari please stop with the gangster talk. It's terrible.
SexyWind: it's GANGSTA bitch.
CherryBlossomz: Whatever, I'm gonna hang up soon.
SexyWind: What going on?
KnivesInUrEyes: Sakura's too much of a pansy to leave her boyfriend alone for a few hours so she can go have some fun.
SexyWind: You mean you're turning down a chance to get the fuck out of here?
CherryBlossomz: It's not a party, it's a dinner you know, something that involves class.
KnivesInUrEyes: Hey, I have class!
CherryBlossomz: Oh c'mon, the last time we went to a party you got drunk and started trying to hump Neji on the coffee table.
SexyWind: Ruining my game by the way. I was this close to seeing Sasuke naked in the pale moonlight and you screwed it.
CherryBlossomz: You played strip poker with Sasuke?!?!?
SexyWind: No, even better, strip Monopoly.
Blonde&Beautiful: What's this about Sasuke naked in the moonlight?
CherryBlossomz: WHORES! All of you!
KnivesInUrEyes: Hey Ino, help us get Saku-chan to leave.
Blonde&Beautiful: We're leaving? Finally! Even I have to admit that this party sucks.
CherryBlossomz: You guys all have no sense of class!
ILUVNARUTO: ummm…what are you guys talking about?
CherryBlossomz: holy shit, HINATA!?
SexyWind: Dude, that screen name is pathetic.
Blonde&Beautiful: You think that's bad, you should have seen Sakura's back when we were genin.
CherryBlosssomz: SHUT UP INO!
KnivesInUrEyes: NO! TELL US INO!
Blonde&Beautiful: TeamSasuke101
SexyWind: NO!
Blonde&Beautiful: YES!
CherryBlossomz: Shut the fuck up! I hate you all!
ILUVNaruto: Even me?
CherryBlossomz: except for you Nata.
I3Naruto: (:
CherryBlossomz: As for the rest of you, I'm hanging up.
KnivesInUrEyes: No! Escapar! Escapar de la policía!
SexyWind: Was that...
Blonde&Beautiful: YOU NEVER SAID YOU KNEW SPANISH!
KnivesInUrEyes: No, I only know that and Por favor, me tornillo.
ILUVNaruto: What's that mean?
KnivesInUrEyes: Please screw me.
SexyWind: High fives man!
KnivesInUrEyes: I know!
CherryBlossomz: That's it, I'm going.
KnivesInUrEyes: NOOOO SAKURA! PLEASE!
SexyWind: Yeah, seriously, do you really wanna stay here for another two hours? Watching that Hyuga Elder dude eye-hump you from over the sushi?
ILUVNaruto: TEMARI!
SexyWind: YOU KNOW HE IS!
Blonde&Beautiful: That guy IS pretty creepy…
CherryBlossomz: I'm going…AND DON'T INSULT HYUGA-SAN!
KnivesInUrEyes: WAIT SAKURA! NOOOO!
CherryBlossomz: Goodbye Tenten.
KnivesInUrEyes: BUT!
CherryBlossomz: NO BUTS! You knew this was coming when you started dating Neji so now you should just do what I'm doing and bite the goddamn bullet!
SexyWind: So who did Ino and I date to get into this situation?
Blonde&Beautiful: YEAH! Tentens dating a dead-end lazy know-it-all
SexyWind: And BIYATCH over there is dating a dumb fatass!
CherryBlossomz: You guys are terrible. I'm going.
KnivesInUrEyes: BUT
CherryBlossomz: GOING!
KnivesInUrEyes: …fine…
CherryBlossomz: goodbye Tenten.
KnivesInUrEyes: bye…
SexyWind:...
Blonde&Beautiful:...
SexyWind:..Are they…gone?
Blonde&Beautiful: Yeah…I think they are…wow.
SexyWind:…Hey Ino.
Blonde&Beautiful: Yeah.
SexyWind: You didn't REALLY mean any of that shit you said about me and Shikamaru? Right?
Blonde &Beautiful: …
SexyWind: RIGHT!?...Ino!?INO!?
ILUVNaruto: Is this a bad time to ask just exactly what you guys are talking about?
Plot ninjas are fucking with me.
...AndIreallyliketoworkwithonlydialogue.
But mostly ninjas!
