So I got bored again, and needed something to occupy me for about an hour.

It's more like dialogue, I know, but can you blame me? I hate chatspeak and I don't even know HOW to text on my cellphone!

Oh well, whatever, enjoy.


To Whom It May Concern

KnivesInUrEyes: Psssst. Sakura.

CherryBlossomz: What Tenten?

KnivesInUrEyes: I'm texting you!... stealthily!

CherryBlossomz: Tenten, not today, seriously, this is important to me.

KnivesInUrEyes: Oh come on, every dinner you have with chicken head is important. Lets get the fuck out of here.

CherryBlossomz: NO! Tenten! FUCK!...AND DON'T CALL SASUKE THAT!

KnivesInUrEyes: But SAKU-CHAN

CherryBlossomz: Don't fucking call me that either! Tenten, you're my friend and all, but I'm not going to spend this entire dinner texting you underneath the table.

KnivesInUrEyes: Look Sakura, my thumbs hurt, this ball gown is itchy, and I'm pretty sure that at least five old dudes are fucking EYE-RAPING ME!

SexyWind: Whazup my homie G's.

CherryBlossomz: Temari please stop with the gangster talk. It's terrible.

SexyWind: it's GANGSTA bitch.

CherryBlossomz: Whatever, I'm gonna hang up soon.

SexyWind: What going on?

KnivesInUrEyes: Sakura's too much of a pansy to leave her boyfriend alone for a few hours so she can go have some fun.

SexyWind: You mean you're turning down a chance to get the fuck out of here?

CherryBlossomz: It's not a party, it's a dinner you know, something that involves class.

KnivesInUrEyes: Hey, I have class!

CherryBlossomz: Oh c'mon, the last time we went to a party you got drunk and started trying to hump Neji on the coffee table.

SexyWind: Ruining my game by the way. I was this close to seeing Sasuke naked in the pale moonlight and you screwed it.

CherryBlossomz: You played strip poker with Sasuke?!?!?

SexyWind: No, even better, strip Monopoly.

Blonde&Beautiful: What's this about Sasuke naked in the moonlight?

CherryBlossomz: WHORES! All of you!

KnivesInUrEyes: Hey Ino, help us get Saku-chan to leave.

Blonde&Beautiful: We're leaving? Finally! Even I have to admit that this party sucks.

CherryBlossomz: You guys all have no sense of class!

ILUVNARUTO: ummm…what are you guys talking about?

CherryBlossomz: holy shit, HINATA!?

SexyWind: Dude, that screen name is pathetic.

Blonde&Beautiful: You think that's bad, you should have seen Sakura's back when we were genin.

CherryBlosssomz: SHUT UP INO!

KnivesInUrEyes: NO! TELL US INO!

Blonde&Beautiful: TeamSasuke101

SexyWind: NO!

Blonde&Beautiful: YES!

CherryBlossomz: Shut the fuck up! I hate you all!

ILUVNaruto: Even me?

CherryBlossomz: except for you Nata.

I3Naruto: (:

CherryBlossomz: As for the rest of you, I'm hanging up.

KnivesInUrEyes: No! Escapar! Escapar de la policía!

SexyWind: Was that...

Blonde&Beautiful: YOU NEVER SAID YOU KNEW SPANISH!

KnivesInUrEyes: No, I only know that and Por favor, me tornillo.

ILUVNaruto: What's that mean?

KnivesInUrEyes: Please screw me.

SexyWind: High fives man!

KnivesInUrEyes: I know!

CherryBlossomz: That's it, I'm going.

KnivesInUrEyes: NOOOO SAKURA! PLEASE!

SexyWind: Yeah, seriously, do you really wanna stay here for another two hours? Watching that Hyuga Elder dude eye-hump you from over the sushi?

ILUVNaruto: TEMARI!

SexyWind: YOU KNOW HE IS!

Blonde&Beautiful: That guy IS pretty creepy…

CherryBlossomz: I'm going…AND DON'T INSULT HYUGA-SAN!

KnivesInUrEyes: WAIT SAKURA! NOOOO!

CherryBlossomz: Goodbye Tenten.

KnivesInUrEyes: BUT!

CherryBlossomz: NO BUTS! You knew this was coming when you started dating Neji so now you should just do what I'm doing and bite the goddamn bullet!

SexyWind: So who did Ino and I date to get into this situation?

Blonde&Beautiful: YEAH! Tentens dating a dead-end lazy know-it-all

SexyWind: And BIYATCH over there is dating a dumb fatass!

CherryBlossomz: You guys are terrible. I'm going.

KnivesInUrEyes: BUT

CherryBlossomz: GOING!

KnivesInUrEyes: …fine…

CherryBlossomz: goodbye Tenten.

KnivesInUrEyes: bye…

SexyWind:...

Blonde&Beautiful:...

SexyWind:..Are they…gone?

Blonde&Beautiful: Yeah…I think they are…wow.

SexyWind:…Hey Ino.

Blonde&Beautiful: Yeah.

SexyWind: You didn't REALLY mean any of that shit you said about me and Shikamaru? Right?

Blonde &Beautiful: …

SexyWind: RIGHT!?...Ino!?INO!?

ILUVNaruto: Is this a bad time to ask just exactly what you guys are talking about?


Plot ninjas are fucking with me.

...AndIreallyliketoworkwithonlydialogue.

But mostly ninjas!